Moulin Boosh!
Summery- Mighty Boosh X Moulin Rouge. Howard Moon, a penniless jazz musician and writer unwittenly falls in love with Vince Noir, the star courtesan from the Moulin Rouge and finds himself fighting of Vince affections with Dixon Bainbridge, the Duke.
Disclaimer- Mighty Boosh belongs to Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt. Moulin Rouge belongs to Baz Lurman.
Author's notes- Wrote in script format, to make it more annoying. Inspiration came to me when I imagined Vince and Howard singing the elephant love melody to each other lol.
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Chapter one- Introducing the Cast and Story.
Vince Noir- The Sparkling Diamond. The star courtesan of the Moulin Rouge. Loyal, childish, sexy, can be serious when he needs to be. Falls in love with Howard Moon.
Howard Moon- A penniless jazz musician and writer who comes to Paris in the hope of finding a suitable job for himself, instead finds love in the Moulin Rouge.
Dixon Bainbridge- The Duke, selfish, cruel, tries to get Vince to love him. Is always threatening people to get his way.
Bob Fossil- The owner of the Moulin Rouge, always trying to get the Duke to give him money. Proud of Vince, thinks of him as a son.
Naboo- A friendly dwarf who enjoys his drink and hooka. Become an extremely loyal friend to Howard, then Vince.
Joey Moose- Suffers from Narcolepsy. Becomes a good friend.
Bollo- Vince's bodyguard, loyal.
The Hitcher- The Duke's bodyguard.
Mrs Gideon- Vince's nurse.
Rudi and Spider- Two of Howard's new revolution friends.
Saboo- The original writer of 'Spectacular Spectacular'
Tony Harrison- The green fairy.
Narrator- Me.
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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love... and be loved in return".
Narrator: The Moulin Rouge, a nightclub. Ruled over by Bob Fossil. A kingdom of nighttime pleasures, where the rich and the powerful come to play with the young and the beautiful. The most beautiful of all these was Vince Noir, a courtesan, he sold his love to men and women. They called him 'The Sparkling Diamond' and he was the star of the Moulin Rouge. He never felt real love for anyone or from anyone before. Until the arrival of a young man from London , who knew nothing of Moulin Rouge, Bob Fossil or Vince, but would change things from good.
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This is just the beginning, so it might suck. It will be in script format from now on so sorry if it's annoying lol. From chugirl2526.