Hello, DfK here. Some of you might remember me as Mousse's Girl. I've been doing a lot of work on my profile and my account lately, and one of the changes I decided to make was to collate all my past and future oneshots, and drabbles into a single collection. You may or may not recognize some of these stories as ones I wrote a while back. Over these next few days I will be re-uploading them, one every couple days or so as I edit the ones that need it. You can be assured that at the end of the stretch there will be a completely new story that no one here has ever read before.

On another note, if there are any fans out there who would like to pose a challenge to me I'll accept any and all challenges I get. All you have to do is post them in a review, and I will do my best to complete them.

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DfK out.

Title: Revenge
Length: 521 words.
Pairing(s): None
Notes: This is a crack fic I wrote when I was sick a couple summers back. Ranma gets revenge via a Flash game known as Kitten Cannon. If you wish to play the game you can just search it on Google.
The youngest Tendo was walking down the hall when she heard a kind of maniacal laughter coming from her sister Nabiki's room. Now this wouldn't have been strange except that said sister was standing outside the room peeking in through the cracked open door. Akane walked up behind her sister and asked, "What's going on Nabiki?"

Nabiki turned and shushed her then opened the door a little more so the younger girl could see too. Akane peeked around the door frame and she saw Ranma sitting at the computer that her sister had just gotten a couple months ago. There seemed to be a black, almost sinister, aura around him. Nabiki spoke softly from behind her, "A friend sent him a link to an online game, and he's been like that for the past three hours."

Akane turned around to look up at her big sister, "Don't you think we should stop him?"

The older girl simply shook her head, "I tried already. I couldn't even get close to him."

Just then the eldest Tendo sister came walking down the hallway carrying a basket of laundry and humming to herself. Noticing her two younger sisters she walked over and asks in her usual sweet voice, "What are you two dong out here?" Akane and Nabiki say nothing and simply stand to the side allowing their older sister to see through the open door. Looking in she smiled and said, "Oh my! Ranma seems to be having a lot of fun." She then turned and walked off, returning to her original task.

Both younger girls stared at the spot where their sister had just been standing, looking completely dumbfounded. After a couple minutes they both recover and something occurs to Akane, "What do you mean you 'couldn't even get close'?"

She nodded to the door, "See for yourself."

Akane looked at her sister skeptically for a moment, before turning and opening the door wide enough for her to enter. Slowly she took a step through the doorway. As soon as she was in the room she could feel a dark sense of foreboding accompanied by a light chill. She took a couple more steps forward and found that the feeling only got stronger. Another step and she could see her own breath; Ranma's laughter seemed to fill the room. Five more steps and she would be directly behind him, four more, three more, she couldn't take it anymore. She turned around and was back out the door before you could say 'Cat Café'.

Akane, now safe in the hallway, was leaning against the wall, and breathing very heavily. "Congratulations," Nabiki commented, "You made it about two feet farther then I did."

"What was that?" Akane breathed out.

Nabiki shrugged her shoulders, "I honestly don't know."

"What can we do to stop him?" The younger asked as her breath began to return to normal.

"I don't know if there is anything we can do. I just hope he snaps out of it before bed. We have school tomorrow, and this is MY room." The middle Tendo turned and headed downstairs to watch TV.