One day, Superman came across a strange rabbit wearing sunglasses.
"Who the heck are you?" Superman asked.
"I'm known as the boss rabbit, I run an organization that will take over the world!" the rabbit answered.
Superman couldn't believe what he just heard, a rabbit planning to take over the world? Not in his dreams.
Afterward, they both laughed.
"So, how are you gonna do that?" asked Supes.
"Oh you know, this and that and so on...I'll start by pretending to give pennies to a blind homeless." said Boss Rabbit.
Superman smacks the rabbit in the head and said, "You wish, it's not going to happen!"
The rabbit laughed and said, "It will, because you touched me! You're already dead!"
Superman scoffed and said, "Wha-" as he turns into a carrot.
Boss Rabbit picks up a carrot and eats it!
With Superman dead, no one was there to stop an oncoming asteroid, as a result, everyone dies and they all lived happily ever after!
The End!