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To those who find, beware. To those who read, sleep with one eye open. I quite possibly could be long gone, and in a better place, but I will hunt you down and haunt your family for generations.
Of course, I'm kidding about haunting you for generations. I'd probably get bored after the first three anyway. But seriously, if you're reading this, stop right now, put the book down, find a lighter or some matches, and burn this bad boy down to ashes. Don't. Read. My. Dairy. It's sacred to a tribe of Indians in the Cupboards who live under my bed, and don't want to touch it if it smells of other humans…
…Then they will hunt you down and kill you. So, what are you waiting for? BURN IT! Oh, I get it, who want to know what's going on in my head is that it? shakes head Fine, whatever. Just burn the book when you're finished…
Don't actually burn the book, it's just her warning, as this is her diary...
Thers is lots more coming, don't worry.