From the Mind of Janeway's Replicator:

That lady thinks she can get away with calling me a glorified toaster? She better think again! There is no way I am letting that woman get away with this! There is one sure way to get back at her though…I'll screw up her coffee! *Evil laughter!*

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"Coffee, black," she says to me. Ok, what should I do? I only have a few seconds… "Ugh! This tastes like Leola Root!"

Hehehe…I knew it! She hates Leola Root! This could be fun…

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Ow! What the hell lady?! Why are you pulling me apart? Do you have any idea how much this hurts?! Ok, now that you've got me in pieces lying on the floor what are you going to do? Are you going to stare at me to death? Hehehe…

Well I am going to sing a song if you don't mind…

I'm a replicator

Short and stout

Here is your coffee

Now you're gonna pout

'What the hell is in this'

You will shout

'You glorified toaster

Get it out!'

How did you like my song *MISS* Janeway? Hey, when are you ever going to do anything with that Chakotay guy? I listen to *him*… He is so cute, and handsome, and his eyes, oh his eyes! I wonder if he has a cute replicator…

Holy crap! He's here! What is he doing? Oh…he's touching me! Now he's…putting me back together? That is so nice of him! He is so sweet! After that witch took me apart…I am so happy!

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Ok…now that *Chakotay* put me back together he wants a gourmet meal? Ok then; I'll do it!

Hey! I am a good idea! I am going to get Janeway and Chakotay together! Maybe that will get her off my back about the coffee! That's it! I am going to cook her favorite meal.

"This isn't what I asked for…" he muttered.

Oh get over it! She'll love it!

"Oh Chakotay; how did you know I loved this? It is my favorite meal!"

"Um…lucky guess?" he said. Honey, luck had nothing to do with it! It was all me! He turned at me and smiled. "Thanks," he whispered. Oh! I really hope he has a cute replicator!

They sat there, ate dinner, and talked…yada, yada, yada… Come on; kiss her!

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He kissed her! Oh it was so sweet! She told him not to leave and took him into her bedroom. Maybe they are going to talk some more…

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What in all of the food pyramid is going on? They are making really weird noises! Don't they know that a replicator needs her beauty sleep? Oh, I get it. They are playing a game to see who can make the weirdest noise! Well, why can't they do that at another time? This is really annoying.

Well, I guess I better try and get to sleep…it couldn't hurt could it?

Oh no! What is that? It's coming closer! No! NO!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to know what happens to the replicator then I have to get at least 7 reviews…so the more people review the faster this goes! ---TrekkieBaby---