It was a typical Saturday morning and you can say Gabby was not a happy camper. Dylan insisted on visiting the museum, and there she was; in her plaid and glory.
"Thanks for coming, Gabby."
"I don't want to be here."
Gabby looked around taking in her surroundings. There were multiple new statues and exhibits placed all around. A sign caught Dylan's attention.
"We should check out the cavemen section!"
"Yes because I love to spend my weekend looking at Neanderthals."
Dylan grabbed her wrist and dragged her along. Gabby had to get out of here and fast. Next to the cavemen section she spotted a restroom. Bingo.
"Hey um Dylan I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick."
Dylan silently nodded mesmerized by some spears.
Gabby rushed in the bathroom, pulling out her phone. No way was she gonna spend all day here. She began texting.
To Cerrice: Help m-
She suddenly stopped texting when she noticed a toilet paper roll, roll from under a stall. Gabby shrugged it off and continued to text Cerrice.
"Ooh-ooh."
Did I just hear a monkey? Gabby thought. All monkey thoughts were erased when a giant puddle of water started leaking out of the same stall. She slowly started walking towards the stall, carefully stepping over the water.
"Hello? Is anyone in ther-" Time stopped as she opened the stall.
Gabby found herself in the lap of a Neanderthal, he was eating things out of her hair and rubbed her back. She didn't like the way he touched her. As her discomfort grew, the Neanderthal ran a finger along her inner thigh, his calloused and dirty finger fraying her jeans.
"No," Gabby protested.
Before she could try again a digit entered her nether passages, slowly moving in and out. Gabby struggled but he held her. Then he took out his monkey scrotum. The monkey scrotum slid inside her and it wasn't very wet so Gabby was like a Chinese girl on a Sunday. Narrow and dry and boring. But it pleased her, oh god, did it please her.