Author's Note: I was really bored during class today, so I decided to play around and I came up with this fan fiction. In the reviews from my other story, (Capture the Flag, Leo style) people said they wanted more caffeine high Jason. (Special thanks to Tratie Twins!) So I made this story for you all! Completely for fun, not really expecting many views, but who knows! Enjoy! Review! And tell me if you have any ideas!
Disclaimer: I don't own Mountain Dew or PJO or HOO
How does Caffeine Affect Demigods?
A science fair project by Rachel Elizabeth Dare.
Ms. Holt. Biology 1
Clarion Ladies Academy
Question: Does large amounts of caffeine affect a demigod's behavior?
Hypothesis: I predict caffeine will affect a demigod's behavior. I think caffeine will make the demigod go crazy. I believe this is also true for any other Greek mythology being, such as a satyr. I also think no matter what godly parent the demigod has, all demigods will be affected by caffeine in the same way.
Materials Used:
-multiple 24-packs of Mountain Dew cans
-seven demigods, each with different godly parents (Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Nico de Angelo, Clarisse LaRue, Travis Stoll)
-one satyr (Grover)
-tape recorder
-tally chart of Mountain Dews drank
-my sanity
Procedure:
1. Lock all participants and moderator (me!) in the basement of the Big House.
2. Give every participant a Mountain Dew. Keep having participants drink Mountain Dew until every Mountain Dew is gone.
3. Write down a tally on the chart for each Mountain Dew a participant drinks.
4. Observe and record participants and their reaction to the caffeine.
5. Keep participants in the room for the duration of the experiment, 24 hours.
6. Try not to lose your sanity.
Observations and Experiment: read on to find out
Results and Conclusions: NEVER, EVER lock yourself in a room with seven demigods and a satyr who have been drinking Mountain Dew. EVER!
Fun Facts: Salt water does not help reduce the effects of caffeine. It is possible for a person to talk about the Civil War for five hours straight. Looking at the same picture for more than three hours is not good for a person's health. Mountain Dew does not set on fire; however, the person next to you can. Some people can drink fifteen Mountain Dews and not have to use the restroom. Mountain Dew and sword fighting do not mix. Warning: caffeine may cause a person to fall in love with their enemy. Even a satyr can play good dance music with pan pipes when given enough caffeine.