Yay! Second Fanfic. First DeiTobi! :D Hope ya enjoy it.

'I can't believe I agreed to this...'

Deidara sighed as he flipped his hair out of his face. Here he was... One of the most skilled members of the Akatsuki... at a damned fair! 'I don't need this! Why did I have to be the one to babysit this brat?' he asked in his head. He walked with the eager, child-like man into the fair that he was forced to be at. He watched as the younger ran around and looked like he was going to have a heart attack from excitement. "Sempai! Aren't you excited? I've never been to a fair before! Have you?" the eager man exclaimed turning to his Senpai. Deidara glared, but took the question into consideration. Had he ever been to one? Surely he had to have gone to one. Sadly, as Deidara raked his mind, he found that he hadn't. "No," he replied simply. Tobi gasped dramatically.

"Yay! We get to go to our first fair together, then!" he chirped happily.

"God, did he have to be so loud?'

Deidara could already feel a headache coming on. He grumbled something incomprehendable as a reply as he was dragged further into the fairgrounds by Tobi. As he was being involuntarily led by Tobi, he thought back to what brought him here.

How had he gotten here?

(Flashback)

Deidara entered Leader-sama's office. He had called him in for something important and he wondered what it was. He closed the door and turned to face Pein who was studying numerous papers on his desk. "Have a seat," he said, not bothering to look up. The blonde obeyed and sat down in the chair in front of the large desk. Pein set the papers aside and looked at Deidara who figited under his gaze. He would never admit it to the others, but Leader-sama scared the shit out of him. He was sure that was how the others felt, too. Despite that, he agreed with Hidan on his rants about Pein being a power-hungry bastard. Still, he decided to keep his opinions to himself.

"Deidara, Madara's nephew, Tobi, wants to go to the fair. you will take him," Pein said in his usual serious tone as if it were a deadly mission that Deidara may or may not come back from alive. Deidara was filled with shock that then turned to outrage.

"That's it? Why does it have to be me, un?" he asked trying his best to keep from yelling. He absolutely despised Tobi and Leader-sama knew it. Tobi was annoying and irritating to be around. He always tagged along when he and Sasori were on a mission and, for some odd reason, he would act rude to Sasori no Danna. He hated it. He didn't know what the kid's problem was. He hated it when the younger would tackle him out of nowhere and hug him. He hated how he'd beg Deidara to do something with him with that cute face that he uses when he wants something... Wait. Did Deidara just say 'cute'? Deidara didn't have time to contemplate his weird choice of words to describe the annoying man because Pein's deep voice starled him out of his thinking.

"Well, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu all have missions to do, Konan and I are busy, and, to be blunt, youre the only one he really likes," Pein explained," and also, because i said so."

Deidara shot him a glare that was immediately returned with an icy look that gave the blonde chills. He got up and angrily left, knowing that challenging Leader-sama would cost him his job and/or life

(End Flashback)

'Oh, yeah...' he thought, glaring at nothing in particular. His thoughts were interruptd by a loud, annoying voice calling at him.

"Senpai! Look! It's a cow!"

Deidara flinched, irritated. He looked at the young man, clenching his fists. He watched as Tobi ran up to pet it. 'Why the hell are there cows here?' he wondered. He rolled his eyes and followed the fool. "Tobi, get away from the damned cow," he said tiredly.

"Take a picture, Senpai!" Tobi yelled energetically, ingoring Deidara's command.

"No,"Deidara said immediately.

"Please...?" Tobi asked with puppy eyes.

"No."

"But Tobi's a good boy.'

"No," Deidara said through gritted teeth. Why couldn't he learn to take no for an answer?

Tobi hung his head saddly as his eyes started to water and his lip quivered. Deidara rolled his eyes. "That won't work on me, Tobi."

"But, Senpai...I..." he didn't finish because he started to choke on his sobs. Tears flowed freely from his eyes as Deidara sighed, "God... Alright! If it'll shut you u-" he was cut off by Tobi

jumping up and yelling,"Yay!"

He hugged Deidara tighty and ran over to the cow again, tossing his camera to the irritated blonde. He caught it with ease while thinking,' Damn. That's why his uncle keeps having to replace all his crap. He's so reckless.' He turned it on and waited for it to load. When it loaded, he quickly took the picture and tossed it back to Tobi who barely caught it. "Thank you, Senpai," he bowed and did something that Deidara didn't expect. He kissed him on the cheek. Deidara blushed and wiped at the spot he kissed while saying,"Come on, un. I don't wanna be here all night."

( 2 corn dogs and 7 rides later)

Deidara brought his head up for air from the disgusting trash can before lurching forward again as more of his dinner came up again. Tobi gingerly patted his back while holding the long blonde hair in his other hand.

"Senpai..." he started," I told you not to eat those corn dogs." Deidara raised his head again and managed to rebut, "Shut your mouth, un!" Suddenly, Deidara's body jerked forward as more came out.

After a few minutes of waiting to see if anymore would come up, he sighed and pulled himself up onto the bench next to them with Tobi holding him. "Let go of me, un!" the blonde retorted, pushing the younger away.

"I'm glad you're okay, Senpai!" Tobi exclaimed with a smile," And you said that you never get sick."

"Shut it, you fool!" the older man shouted, trying to hide his blush.

"But Tobi is just trying to make Senpai feel better, Tobi cares alot about Sen-"he was cut off by an angry Deidara."Don't call me that! I'm so sick of you, un! Why don't you just go away?" he shouted before getting up abruptly. "Where are you going, Senpai?" Tobi asked with a hurt and confused expression on his face.

"I'm leaving, un," Deidara said flatly walking further and further away from a hurt Tobi.

A/N: Please review. I promise Deidara won't be a total jerk throughout the story! :D