I have no idea why I put this here, but here it is. It's the lyrics to one of the songs there. It's in the beginning of the Axis Powers series, when Italy is in prison and he makes a song up for Germany! German people, please don't take any offense from this! A story along with it! Enjoy, or not!

" Hey Germany! Come listen! I wrote a song especially for you!" Italy said holding a guitar.

" What? Even though I'm your enemy? Okay, let me here it." Germany said surprised.

AND THE SINGING BEGINS!

Germany, Germany, Germany is a really really nice place!

Even though I'm your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food!

Sausages with cheese, always taste so good! It'd be heaven for a dog, yeah, that's Germany!

Tell me, How is it you Germans are so robust?

You're crushing me with your intimidation!

My fragility causes me to openly weep out in fear, your women terrify me!

Is it known to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?

Please, don't come to my place in large mobs, German tourists are scary!

Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am! YAHOO!

Germany turned off the TV. They were in Italy's living room. He wanted everybody to hear that song.

" That is the most annoying song I have ever heard." Germany said.

" I think it was funny!" Hawaii said.

" Who made a video of that anyways?" Japan asked.

" I did!" Italy replied.

" I see...my cooking's that bad.." Britain said. He was in the corner.

" Aw, cheer up Britain! It's just a song!" Hawaii cheered.

" That's real." Italy said. Britain even got more depressed.

" Sheesh Britain, you really are sensitive when it comes to your cooking." America said.

" And you said your cooking was better than mine." China said. This was revenge from the other day when he was sick.

" OH SHUT UP CHINA!" Britain surprisingly yelled. He cried in the corner. Hawaii was trying to cheer him up.

" Anyways, I can't believe you sent me back home." Italy said.

" You were a pain. I couldn't take you and your happy golly dolly singing anymore." Germany said.

I hope you enjoyed! The song was really funny, so me and my friend tried to memorize it! WE DID. She doesn't know the fragility part though, but she knows the rest! Until next time!