10 ways to annoy Jasper Cullen (Hale),(whitlock)
A/N: I don't own Twilight although wish i did
1. Allways make yourself feel lust when your around him.
2. Tell him Maria and her new newborn army are comming to get him because he ran away.
3. Tell him that the Volturi came and took Alice because of her 'special power' when Alice is really shopping.
4. Paint his motocycle floresent pink,blame it on Alice and Emmett.
5. Talk in a really bad southern acsent around him all the time.
6. Put him and an emotionally unstable PMSing girl in a vampier prooth room with one way glass walls,so you can see them but they cant see you,and make them stay there for 24 hours.
7. When your at school eating lunch pull out a packet of paracetimol and say 'Japer OMG you look like your in pain here take 2 of thease it should help 'and throw them at him.
8. Grab his arm and say 'Jasper i knoe you are finding life hard but you shouldn't hurt youself let alone bit your self ''lets go to the theripist on the weekend. Don't be scared i'll go with you'.
he comes near you run away screaming 'please Jasper dont kill me ,i'm too young to die'
10. buy him a floresent pink and purple botton down shirt and tell him to wear it on his and Alice's date because she said she loves that colour on him ,he will wear it just to maKe Alice happy ,then watch her reaction.
A/N: This is my third fanfiction so please revew :)
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