Author's note:[This series will be a parody of "South Park".Also,this is my first fanfic,I promise next part will be more epic, and try to capture the fic with an anime art style. All rights belong to their respective owners. sit back, relax and enjoy this thing!]
[Stan, Kyle and Kenny are in a park]
Stan:Hey,Kyle I got a new Chinpokomon!
Kyle:Sweet dude!
Cartman:That's gay.
Kyle:Shut up Fatass.
Cartman:Shut your fucking mouth, you filthy jew!
[Craig and Tweek come out of nowhere]
Craig:What are you guys doing?
Stan:Kyle just bought a new Chinpokomon.I think it's Oshufennetron.
Cartman:But I got the best one right here.[shows the Chinpokomon]
Stan:Wow…
[Butters and Pip join in]
Butters:Holy Molly, Eric you have Shoe?
Cartman:*bragging*Of course.
Stan:He was in the first Chinpoko generation 16 years ago, but they brought him back in the new reboot.
Kyle:I have more Shoes than you fatass…
Craig:How many Shoes do you have Kyle?
Kyle:Ten.
Cartman:WHAT?!YOU FUCKING JEW,I'M GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT HERE,RIGHT NOW BITCH!*Cartman lowers his body and gathers some ki energy between his hands*
…KAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE…..
Tweek:OHMYGODNIDWNWNBCTOOMUCHPRESSUREASAHSDBYYUIIUUIHHYIASHHHSOODSA!*explodes*
Cartman:…AAAAAMEEEEEEEE….
Pip:I cannot masturbate to THIS!
Cartman:….AAAAAAAAAAAA!
[Cut to a short montage of everyone dodging the kamehameha wave, except for Kenny, who was reading a 2014 playboy magazine and was oblivious to the whole situation]
Kenny: (Hey guys check it ou-HOOOOLY SHIIIIIIT!)
Stan:*gasp*Oh my gawd,he killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!
Cartman:Whatever.*walks away*
Kyle:That fat piece of shit will get it next time.
THE END