Aidou reads Yaoi

Konata: Just a little crackfic I came up with while thinking of CI.

Aidou: KonataIzumi1 does not own Vampire Knight. Thank God.

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It happened when Kain, Kaname, Yuki and Ruka were out and Aidou was all alone in the house. He was bored so he decided to look at what Yuki was typing for the last few days. It wouldn't cause any damage unless he was caught.

"Let's see what you're up to Yuki-sama." He opened the file that was titled 'K+Z=Y' and started reading.

"'Kaname, we shouldn't. It wouldn't be fair for Yuki.' said a guilty looking Zero.

'I don't care Zero. We should do what we feel like doing.' Then the pureblood pushed the silver haired boy onto the bed and began to… OH MY FRIGGIN KAMI-SAMA!"

"Aidou! We're back!"

'HOW CAN SHE SOUND SO INNOCENT!' the noble classman thought going downstairs. He looked right at Kaname a look of shock and fear on his face.

"Eh? Aidou is something wrong?"

"I need to talk to Kain and Ruka upstairs." Hanabusa took the confused 2 into a room upstairs and told them what he read. When they went downstairs, Kain and Ruka had the same look as Aidou when they came downstairs.

"I never knew." Ruka said.

"There are so many things in this world unknown to me." Kain said looking right at Kaname.

"Don't worry Kaname-sama we'll get through this time of confusion together." The three approached the pureblood and patted his back saying things like

"It's going to be alright." "It will come to pass." "Every man has different desires."

"I just feel sorry for Zero. No one to guide him through this." Then Yuki knew what they were talking about.

"Aidou."

"Yes, Yuki-sama?"

"How much did you read?"

"Up to the part where Kaname-."

"YOU IDIOT! DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!" She dragged him upstairs. When they went back down, Yuki's face was a bright red.

"What is it Yuki?" The male pureblood was confused but did not show it.

"Nothing onii-chan. Aidou just misunderstood something. What do you guys want for dinner?" she asked escaping into the kitchen.

'I will kill you Aidou!' she thought placing something in his soup. She came back out with everyone's food and gave the blonde his food last.

"How does it taste Aidou?"

"Wonderful Yuki-sama."

~1 hour later~

A rumbling sound erupted from Aidou's stomach.

"Aidou! What did you eat?"

"I just-. Oh dear God. Excuse me!" The sound of Hanabusa retching was heard all the way in the living room.

"Excuse me." Yuki went upstairs yet again. The sounds of her laughter were heard all over the house. And Kaname still didn't know what was going on.

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////Konata: Yeah, just some crackfic I came up with. If you guys review I might continue it. But you might want to put any ideas you have in the review.