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Wife Swap

Bellas POV

" Bella! Bella!" Alice yelled running down the stairs. Oh no, whenever Alice was THIS excited it was never a good thing. She stopped right in front of me, with a smile on her face.

"What Alice?" I mumbled. From the corner of my left eye I saw Carlisle and Esme in the kitchen laughing quietly. From my other eye I saw Jasper and Edward by the back door, they WERE talking until Alice bounded down the stairs, Now Jasper was looking at Alice and Edward was looking at me and they were both smiling.

" You, Rosalie, and I are going shopping! EEEP!" Alice chimed. She was really that excited to go shopping?

"I can't Alice, er, what if Jacob decides to bring Renesmee back early? I scowled

" Bella the guys will be here."

" What if I want a female to watch Renesmee" I asked
" Esme will be here"

" Why doesn't Esme have to go?" I complained

" Because she doesn't want to, She will go another day"

" Then why do I have to go?" I asked irritated

" Because your my Bella Barbie!" Alice smirked, Everyone else chuckled

"AGAIN EMMETT!" Rosalie yelled from upstairs. We all looked in the direction of the voice.

" ROSE I'M SORRY, THE BEAR WAS STRONG!" Emmett yelled back. Rose came stomping down the stairs.

"Another shirt?" Edward chuckled. Rosalie glared.

"Okay now come on!, We have to hurry before the stores close!" Alice said, yanking Rosalie and I out the door.

Edward's pov

As soon as the girls left Emmett came bounding down the stairs.

" Another fight with Rose Emmett?" Jasper asked, he and Carlisle chuckled

"Yeah some damn bear mangled my shirt. I have to go through these mood swings everyday." I chuckled

" Come on , I bet neither one of you could last a day with Rose and her mood swings." Emmett challenged. No one said anything, we just looked at Emmett, trying to hide our grins. Esme seemed to be having a hard time doing that.

" I know" Emmett smiled. uh oh." Why don't we wife swap? My good mood vanished, was he serious..of course he was. I sighed

Oh Eddy too scared to give up his precious Bella for a few days? Emmett thought. Emmett could be really annoying sometimes.

" Fine Emmett, but you should work this out with them first." I said

"Most definately" Jasper agreed.

" Carlisle and Esme will you be joining us?" Emmett asked grinning

"Oh no" Carlisle answered laughing, Esme was giggling alittle, shaking her head.

" Very well then, game on" Emmett said.

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BELLAS POV

" Wife swap?"I asked. We were all seated on the sofas in the living room

" Yep, we'll be switching wives for three days." Emmett answered

" It'll be interesting, I can see that" Alice smiled

" Okay then? I guess i'll do it." Rosalie answered. It was obvious she was still pissed at Emmett.

" er, alright then" I said unsure. Edward gave me an apologetic look.

"Its settled" Jasper said.

"Ok then, Carlisle why don't you come and choose the new happy couples huh?" Emmett asked, and Carlise walked over with Esme

" Ok then hmm" Carlisle looked at each one of us deciding

" Emmett and Bella, Jasper and Rosalie, and Edward and Alice." Carlisle said. Edward smiled at Carlisle and he smiled back.

" Enjoy." Carlisle said as he and Esme laughed.

" Lets get with our new partners!" Emmett exclaimed. Rosalie moved from beside Emmett and over to Alice and Jasper, Alice got up to let Rose sit there. Alice came over to Edward and I, and I moved and went to sit next to Emmett. Emmett put his arm around my waist and I made a face. Emmett boomed with laughter.

This was going to be a long three days.