Summary: this is a sequel to Pie Wars. Probably not as funny, but these are all true stories. 

Disclaimer: All I own is the story and the plot, the rest belongs to George Lucas, all those Star Wars people.

It was around 3 in the afternoon. Obi-Wan was going to a friend's house that day. He decided to "express" himself and started thinking about what he should do. He found an old pair of long johns that where Qui-Gon's. He put them on over his jeans and t-shirt. He then found a cowboy hat and put it on, tying it to his head. He noticed the "butt flap" buttons where missing. He found some duct tape and taped them shut. He found a name tag and wrote "share-if" on it. He was the sheriff now. He found an old belt that really didn't fit very well and put it on. Then he found one of his old toy guns and put it in his belt. He finished his "costume" and walked out to the car.

Qui-Gon saw him and started laughing. "What? This is my Sheriff look. I'm gonna freak Garen out," Obi-Wan said.

"I see. Well, you look very interesting."

"Why thank you Master."

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When they grew close to Garen's, Obi-Wan pulled out his cell phone and called Garen. "Howdy there. The sheriff'll be there soon. Don't you worry!" He hung up and smiled at his Master.

Obi-Wan arrived at Garen's apartment and walked in. No one was in the front room so he walked around looking for Garen. He found him in the back. Obi-Wan walked out grinning.

Garen tripped over a tree root and fell to the ground. He lay there starring at his friend. He started laughing after several minutes on the ground. "What is this that?" He asked pointing at the long johns.

"My Share-If suit. What's wrong with it?"

"Ummm. Nothing." Garen said after a long pause.

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Okay. I know it's a really weird story, but it's true. My sister did it. She went out in public like that. I'm serious! She's really weird. Scares me. I took tons of pictures then gave the camera to my grandmother to develop. Still haven't got them back. Can't wait to see what she says when she sees them.  Okay. There's the story.