NOTE: This is adopted from my backup account! A Vampire Stole My Heart is MY account. This story will also not hold Ashlen in it.

I moved this because it's hard to go back and forth with three accounts. I only made the third because my VK account got hacked. Now please everyone enjoy XD


Tsunade, the granddaughter of the first Hokage and the fifth Hokage herself, stared in irritation at the mountain of paper work on the desk in front of her. Silently cursing Shizune for hiding her sake, the slug princess worked as fast as she could so she would be allowed some time to herself.

Sighing to herself, Tsunade looked up from the bottomless pit of paper work to glance out her window. Unlike normal days, there was a rain storm plaguing the village. The famous sannin pitied the ninja she had sent out in search for the Akatsuki's whereabouts for having to deal with not only the S-rank criminals but the weather as well. However, no matter what the weather was, a ninja's job had to be done.

"Kakashi, stop standing there and come in already; you're being distracting." The woman ordered in a cold, young voice which didn't match her age at all. Rubbing the back of his silver haired head, the said male ninja opened the office door and stepped in.

"My apologies, Tsunade. I thought you might have been drunk again." The Jonin confessed, embarrassment and discomfort in his voice. Said woman gave the younger man one of her sharp death glares, which silently told him to shut up.

"That would be none of your business even if I was! None the less Shizune took my sake. Now what is your report?" Tsunade demanded, leaning her head on one hand while the other thumped its fingers on the wooden desk. Kakashi decided to ignore the woman's comment about Shizune and got right down to business.

"There is no sign of the Akatsuki anywhere nor is there any Chakra signals. Not even Shino's bugs or Akamaru can seem to find any scent of them." Kakashi gave his report nervously, dreading how the granddaughter of the first Hokage was going to react. Much to his surprise, all she did was look outside the rain stained window with a frown.

"This doesn't seem normal. It's been three days since anyone has heard of the Akatsuki. Is it possible that they have all died?" She asked herself more than to the man standing in her office. None the less he felt the need to reply.

"No, I don't think so. It is very unlikely that all members died in the matter of a few days. If they did I'm sure we'd hear something about that. Same goes if a member was captured. It is more likely they are hiding out in some small village or some forest. We are asking all the counties if they have seen any Akatsuki members just to be sure. So far we haven't got many replies and the replies we've gotten aren't positive." Kakashi replied. Tsunade shot the man another look but this time, instead of a glare, it was a sharp nod and a look of acceptance.

"Very well. We will continue this mission for a couple weeks. If nothing turns up by that time, I want everyone to return to the village. You are dismissed; leave so I can finish this stupid paper work." Tsunade said in a sharp tone that demanded not to be argued with. Kakashi nodded once before he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

'Where the hell could those bastards be?' The princess thought as she sighed deeply and tiredly. 'I need a drink.'

And so, instead of finishing off the paper work she had needed to do, she went on the hunt for her hidden bottle of sake.

~Somewhere else~

Somewhere in a alternate dimension, wheeled machines rushed by on black roads. Horns honked and people could be heard yelling from the machines and the tall buildings all around. Throughout all the noise no one could make out the cry of a baby; or babies.