10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen
A/N: I do not own twilght or any of the charators.I wish I did though ;).
Burn all of her clothes then take her credit card so she can't buy any to replace the one's you burned.
Paint her porsche black,blame it on Edward.
Ask Bella to wear a tracksuit everyday.
Snap the heals off of all her left or right shoes,blame it on Emmett and say Jasper deared him to as a joke.
Ask Jacob,Seth,or any other wolf to stay in or near the Cullen house ALLthe time.
Ask her if you can use credit card and when she says 'yes' spend ALL the money on black hairbands (hair ties) but only decide to 1 second before you click buy or make sure a wolf is near so she cant 'see',and return her credit card but don't her what you brought until it is dlivered.
Before she leaves to go shopping take all her money and credit cards and hold them so high she cant reach then then say 'if you want them,jump for them' while smirking ,DO NOT GIVE IN.
Ask her to go shopping with you ,take Leah so she can't 'see' then when you get back to the Cullen house ask everyone to come into the living room ,give Alice a gift bag and say 'I thought you needed some of this 'or' This might come in handy'when she opens the bag and pulls out 2 bottels of fake tan say ' you've been looking kinda pale lately'.
When you have compleated number 8 make Emmett say 'yher Alice I have been thinking the same thing'.
Pull a worried expresion and say 'oh my god Alice ,Are you feeling ok?,your soo pale ,Are you sick,Do you have a temperature?' put you hand on her forhead and then pull it away really quicky saying 'oh my god you are soo cold,let me get you a blanket'run off get a blanket and wrap it aroung her ,get all the other Cullens to play along expesialy Carlise.
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from lilmizzkkcullen xoxo