Insanity rise: HIYA! This is my first attempt on a humor story and before you start reading I would like to make one thing clear! I do NOT support the idea of a Zaku and Dosu pairing at all, this is for humor purposes! This idea was given to me with the help of Anniepopokios, so this story is dedicated to her! She thought it would be hilarious if the sound nin and Kabuto ended up fighting over each other in a hopeless love…square? Anyway, I'm actually a very funny person, but sometimes my writing doesn't turn out that way so I hope this sounds good! The first chapter is a bit boring and short but the second is much better! Just in case you couldn't tell the bold stuff is two actually two users (thought up by me and Annie) having a conversation….it hints at the idea of the story, anyway I hope you like this, please tell me if you like it!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Naruto. Darn it.

Rating: nothing bad really. But K+ to be safe!

Dedication: Anniepopokios

Chapter 1

He's mine!

Speakerofthedolphins: Thanks for all the reviews, you make me feel special!

Fluffysnakeguy: You deserve it! Your stories are so passionate and beautiful!

Speakerofthedolphins: I do try to write what the people want!

Fluffysnakeguy: Well you're very good at it! Especially your Kabuto stories, they always leave me wanting more!

Speakerofthedolphins: I have heard that before, anyway, since you're such a great fan, how about me writing a story for you, my treat!

Fluffysnakeguy: WOW! You would do that for me!

Speakerofthedolphins: Sure, I DO write for the fans anyway! Who would you like me to write about, as long as you have plenty ideas for pairings!

Fluffysnakeguy: OMG! I have the perfect idea!

Speakerofthedolphins: About who?

Fluffysnakeguy: What do you know about a certain sound ninja…

Kin smiled as morning sunshine warmed her tired body, yawning slightly as she hopped out of bed. Today was a new day! She yawned again and quickly got dressed, more than ready for breakfast. Rushing s brush through her long black hair, she hurried out into the hallway.

"Good morning everyone," Kin burst into the kitchen, where Kabuto, Zaku, Dosu, and Orochimaru sat at a large table. Kabuto shrugged his shoulders, turning back to his coffee and paperwork, unwilling to take even a small break for breakfast from it in the case that it would quickly pile up if he stopped before it was finished. Orochimaru sat staring at Kabuto, looking as though he seriously wanted to just hug the busy younger boy. Though rather alarmed by the strange look in her master's eyes, Kin searched for a seat and something to eat (rhyming not intended!)

"Good morning Dosu," she smiled and sat down by the yawning boy, her eyes glimmering with happiness. Dosu returned her smile (but its not like she could tell because of his bandages).

"Hey," Kin looked up to see Zaku glaring at her evilly.

"What," she gave him a concerned glare, wondering if she should pelt him with senbon for being so constantly annoying.

"I'm sitting by Dosu!" Zaku exclaimed, causing Kin to only become angrier.

"No I am," Kin growled, "besides Dosu likes sitting by me, right Dosu!"

"You're…pretty," Dosu said like a lovesick puppy, little pink hearts floating around his head.

"You too," Kin beamed, embracing Dosu in a tight hug, squealing with glee.

"Back off," Zaku growled hopelessly, "HE'S MINE!"

"No he is not," Kin whined, "because that would be sick, but if I like him then its fine, you're just jealous because nobody likes you!"

"GET IT OFF OF ME!" Kabuto broke their argument with his screams, a floating pink heart sticking to his face. Kin just stared at him, unable to say anything for the situation's sudden stupidity.

"I'LL SAVE YOU KABUTO," Orochimaru jumped up from his chair, grabbing a spatula and chasing after the terrified boy. Kabuto screamed and ran around the table as more of the little floating hearts chased after him. Orochimaru chased after him, smacking him with the spatula and screaming like a fan girl would if they were chasing Sasuke. The others stared silently for a moment, and then their argument resurfaced.

"Anyway I'm leaving this nuthouse," Kin stood up, "come on Dosu."

"NO DON'T IT'S A TRAP!" Zaku exclaimed, hugging onto Dosu as if he was the only thing left in the world.

"Wait for me my darling," Dosu smiled stupidly, in a lovesick daze, prying from Zaku's grasp and following after the dark haired girl. Zaku opened his eyes to find himself hugging a chair, Dosu long gone. He slammed his fist down on the table in anger; Kabuto and Orochimaru still screaming and running around the table. Zaku gave an annoyed glare and prepared to stop their idiotic rampage. Kabuto squealed as Zaku tripping, falling flat on his face. Unable to stop, Orochimaru landed directly on top of him, pink hearts still swirling around them.

"Kabuto," Orochimaru purred like a happy kitten.

"Orochimaru-sama," Kabuto whispered softly.

"Yes Kabuto," Orochimaru smiled, sure of what he would say, more than ready to confess his true feelings.

"Please," Kabuto squeaked, "you're squishing me…get off!"

There you are! I hope you liked it! Please tell me what you thought considering this is my first funny story here and I don't know if people will like it or not! Thanks!