Guy Code: Chipmunk Edition

by Niko Kurosaka

I was watching Guy Code on MTV 2 one day and I got this idea for a fanfic. This is the resulting work enjoy and add a topic in your review that you'd like the munks and ettes to talk about.

1. Racism

Guy Code: Chipmunk Edition

By

Jake Holmes

Hey guys and girls, I was watching Guy Code recently and I got to thinkin'; what if AATC and the Chipettes did their own topics regarding life as a grown-up? Well read what Alvin had to say about Racism and let me know.

Alvin:

Guy Code to Racism

You know those people who tell you you're a racist because you have zero black or white friends? They aren't lying really! So here's a series of Guy Codes pertaining to racism, 'cause it's everywhere, and you might be committing it.

1) If you have a black friend and you're white or Latino, DO NOT drop the N bomb! You're gonna look stupid and you're gonna look like a racist all at the same time. Same goes for the other races.

2) Never do or say anything that has to do with the following racial terms:

-Big Momma's House (you gonna hit by every black in the area).

-MLK when you're not black (trust me, every black activist got on the last guy who did it).

-Slavery

-Rap (when you can't)

-Any movie that has black people acting like badasses (ex. Blade, Shaft).

-There's more, but I'm running out of time.

3) Most importantly, NEVER EVER say you went to Africa and banged some chick there and now you got AIDS. You're gonna get killed or arrested if the Crips or Bloods don't kill you first.