Hey bois! is me...Uh novicewriter64 here for a SAO STORY AYAYAYAYAYAY this is my first time writing...in this place, so excuse me while I try to get comfortable and that my chapters are short, I'll try to release weekly because of study and shit but when summer vacation rolls around don't worry, cuz then I'll publish daily...thank for time. now enjoy, uh, chapter. OH NOES WAIT! This Story will follow SAO Canon story only with very edgy and Op kirito with harem with teaks here and there so uh...Sorry No Gameverse, No kizmel But look for Yuni and everybody besides Kizmel since I have not played any game...Besides The GGO One, Tat was good shit even tho I had no idea who Premiere was so ya! Oh yeah, No Philia either, and sorry for this long start just need to get all this outta the way just shooting down probable questions...and that not a word AND BY THE WAY THIS WILL CHANGE BETWEEN 3/THIRD PERSON AND KIRITO'S POV SO...THIS CHAPTER WILL START WITH KIRITO'S POV AND THEN 3 AND THEN KIRITO AND YOU GET IT. oh yeah, and in This Timeline polygamy is allowed in Japan, explained in chapter.

Disclaimer:I don't own anything about SAO besides this Home made story.

Prologue:What Does Any Of It Have To Do With Me?

Clouds...such an interesting concept, they fly around in circles, around the blue sky as big contton candy's in the sky...I wish I could be a cloud, Not having to worry about anything, Anyone or just simply themselves...Sitting in this bench infront of the sea with railing infront of me as the trees in a park behind me start being moved left and right because of the wind in this sunny and windy day, I wonder what would get me to just...become a cloud.

The World is indeed Weird, The High mighty ones of Japan decided That polygamy is allowed because of vote, But it's rare to see such thing, It's mainly with rich people or famous people that's why seeing someone in a "Harem" Is so rare even though they allowed it, No one really minds as long as The girls or boys in the harem are comfortable with it. Huh, It's almost like Everybody's wet dream came true but no one is horny anymore.

I remember this day thoroughly Though, the day I met Her...She came up to the bench and sat next to me...I was so lost in thought I forgot I was sitting with my legs looking like a complete dumbass, She giggled loudly As I looked at her and then at the way I was sitting, 'Way to create a dumb scene that would only appear in a novel idiot.' I said to myself as she sat closer as I fixed myself and sat normally, I looked to my side to a see a beatiful chest-nut haired girl with pairing eyes to her hair. Gorgeous was the only thing I could think whenever I looked at her.

Nonetheless, She said how beautiful the sky was And asked What I Thought, and if you looked from behind the bench and upwards, It looked like a starting scene to an anime, Wait Why was I thinking that anyway!? I sighed when she asked me, Being The Most Idiot fucking guy I could be I Said the most embarassing fucking thing I could've said.

"Yare Yare Daze, Ins't it always Beautiful?"

And now I would understand if you asked how I didn't jump in the ocean or just ran away when I said such thing, but her laughter was just such a marvellous thing to hear that I...I almost wanted to get closer. But what crazy girl would want a guy with dead fish eyes to get closer to her.

"Nee, I'm Asuna Yuuki, You're funny You know that? What's the Comedian's name I might ask?"

Now if I wasn't the Big Boy that I Am I would've straight up said "Sans", But since The game is not so popular here In Japan for him to have made such an Epic joke, He just went with his normal name

"Kirigaya Kazuto, Nice to Meet you."

After I realise I was thinking in third person, I shook my head and looked at her, she blushed and smiled sweetly and The words she said after, Never left my mind from that day forward, And I could sense, Just a Tiny bit, That, That might have changed my whole Fate from now on.

"You seem like a Cute Giant Mess, Kirigaya Kazuto!"

*Insert scene where such scene starts having strong wind as they stare and eachother's eyes and the camera follows some leaves that follow to the sky*

Now if that wasn't cliché enough, Lets go to my current position and my current life Myself.

My life is Basically as bad as a Life can get, Besides the more horrible things you can get. I live with My Aunt And My cousin, My cousin thinking I'm her brother And Me trying not to cringe everytime she grabs my arm. I go to school, play videogames 24/7/365 Besides whenever I'm in school or eating or going to the bathroom, That's my life...I know, it's sad.

I am 14, And Tomorrow is the launch Of The Most anticipated game, And If I didn't know any better, I would've masturbated knowing the game was coming out. *lenny face*

And sure, I might Have Eyes that are more dead than Jeebus, But at least I'm not the fat ugly ass that walks around with a pillow that has a woman on it, Ugh, Gives me the chills!

And I Participated In the Beta of SAO, So, As I may Know, I was the strongest player in the beta and I reached the floor limit and soloed 3 bosses. Mainly because some days I might have never logged out because of farming...And I might have a slight proble-

I was Immediately cut out of my thoughts Of Me being the selfish man I was. To look at my phone, It was A Unknown Number, But what's the worst that could happen? I picked up and the Angel's voice came from it, Making my eyes widen like never before.

"Kirito-Kun? Is That You?"

Said Asuna as my head started to throw every option it had for me to answer as I constantly tried looking for the best asnwer I had For me to asnwer, I then decided to go for something that may be the worst Answer I've ever came up to someone I only saw Once in my life.

"I missed you."

Now If I was a normal human being I would've turned off the phone, Grabbed a gun and shot my head and I could have finally rested in peace...Is what I would've done if she didn't start to suddenly giggle as it became laughter, I blushed slightly and looked around and I didn't find a asnwer to why she was giggling like crazy.

"Ahahahaha! Kirito-kun! I also missed your cute face."

What? What!? WhAt!? WHAT!? WHAT. Is the only thing that went through my mind as The most gorgeous girl I've ever seen started laughing out loud to remembering me. Man, I was starting to believe in God, That's how you know this is serious me!

Maybe, Just Maybe...Fate Was starting to give me a chance.

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OOOO YE. that's it for the prologue! I decided to change up Kirito's personality when he's with friends that are guys or just alone, With girls hes a shy mess while still trying to be protective and badass so don't worry about Kirigaya over here ruining his relantionship because he's an ass with himself or guys. Ples give rating and tell me how story was, pretty thankful me gonna be so, sorry for the very tiny chapter, Just had to get the first girl in, Just making Kirito's shitty personality sink in and overall, next chapter will be third person and I'll talk a bit about Sugu and Asuna's side of the story and then ending with Kirito getting stuck in the game...so yeah AND IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME HOW TO MAKE LINES TO SEPARATE THE INTRO FROM THE STORY FROM THIS ENDING THING HERE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED! thank, Cosmic was here.