A Strong Bad Email.
A Fan Fiction By Connor11
Strong Bad typed on his amazing Lappy 486. The email function opened and Strong Bad began to sing his email song. "EMAIL!!! IT'S GREAT! THAT'S ALL!" Strong Bad sang. The email opened up and Strong Bad read it. It said this.
Dear Strong Bad,
I think you have been using the Lappy for too long.
It should be destroyed.
From,
Senior Fancy Pants.
"Well Sir Pantsalot, you have got to be an ABSOULUTE SICKO!!!'' Yelled Strong Bad as he typed the words on his beloved laptop. "I love my Lappy! Well, I know what to do with this crap-mail." Just as Strong Bad was about to delete the email, Homestar entered the room.
"Hey Stwong-Stwong" Said Homestar.
"What the crap are you doing here, Dumbstar?" Said Strong Bad.
"Oh. I was paid, like, A hundwed dollaws to destwoy youw computaw-box." Said Homestar.
"WHAT!?!" Shouted Strong Bad.
Then, Homestar jumped on the Lappy and began to jog in place on top of the Lappy.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" Strong Bad screamed.
He snatched the computer out from under Homestar's feet and Homestar fell over backwards.
"WHAT IS YOUW MALFUNCTION!?!" Shouted Homestar.
"MY malfunction? WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION!?!!"
"Uuuhhhhhhhh……..wait what?"
"Nobody will hurt my Lappy! NOBODY!!!!!" Strong Bad yelled that so loud, the ground shook. After that he ran away with the Lappy in his arms, screaming.
"Whoa. That guy has some sewious issues" Said Homestar, as Strong Bad ran away with the Lappy.