EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
POPEYE
VS
TIMMY TURNER
BEGIN
[POPEYE]
OKAY I'M GANNA RAP AGAINST THIS SHITTY KID
YOU HAVE FAIRY GODPARENT DONT MAKE ME PISS
MY SHOW IS BETTER CAUSE I AM THE SAILER
ALSO THE STRONGEST TOUGEST FOREVER
YOU ARE SO WEAK COULDNT GET A DATE WITH TRIXIE
YOU FAGGOT YOU SHOULD STAY WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOOTIES
YOU WISH FOR MANY THING CANT YOU SLOW IT DOWN A BUNCH
MAYBE I SHOULD WISH THAT YOU ARE LUNCH
[TIMMY TURNER]
OH WHO ASK YOU YOU NO GOOD SAILER
IF THAT WHO YOU ARE THAT MEAN YOU SWEAR
TAKE YOUR DAMN GIRLFRIEND AND LEAVE MY TOWN
OR I'LL WISH FOR YOU TO GET DOWN
YOU NEVER CONTROL WHAT YOUR FIGHTING WILL DO
ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH BLUTO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
CANT YOU GET ALONG LIKE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
IF I SEE THE BLOOD I MIGHT HAVE TO HURL
[POPEYE]
OH QUIT YOUR TALKING YOU SUCK AT SCHOOL
CROCKER ALWAYS GIVING F BECAUSE YOUR NOT FUCKING COOL
MAYBE I SHOULD TEACH YOU HOW TO BE LIKE ME
LIKE STOP EATING JUNK FOOD AND TO FUCK TRIXIE
YOU GOT TO FAIRLY WELL THAT PRETTY UNFAIR
YOU GOT WANDA AND COSMO ALMOST LIKE YOUR HEIR
IN THE DA RULES IT SAID YOU ARE THE LAME
YOU COULDNT BEAT ME EVEN IN THE GAME
[TIMMY TURNER]
ALRIGHT YOU JERK DONT CELEBRATE YET
YOU JUST USE YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO HAVE SEX
YOUR SHOW IS SO BORING IT WAY LONG TIME AGO
MINE A LITTLE BETTER CAUSE THE MODERN TIME GOES
GO BACK TO TIME WITH ALL THE OLD CARTOON
LIKE KIMBA YOGI BEAR ASTRO BOY AND LOONEY TUNES
I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
MY LAST WISHES IS FOR YOU TO DIE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE