First one-shot of my 'VicTORious Collection – Smut Edition' of one-shots to three-shots. Original name was going to be 'Jori Collection - Smut Edition', but changed it since there will be more than just Jori in this.

This first one is kinda random. I have a few ideas, but if any of you have an idea or two, feel free to ask. I can't promise I'll use it though, but I will at least consider it. Sorry it's so long and takes so long to get to the smut. Not all will have this much story to them. I think.

Before each one-shot, I'll give a summary to each and explain if it's a part of a short series, or a stand alone one-shot.

Summary: A/U Tori was born with male genitalia, a not-so-little secret of hers, and has garnered a reputation for sleeping with multiple women a week, the majority of them on multiple times. Of the girls in school, there are only three, not counting faculty, that she's never gotten with. The first? Her sister, for obvious reasons. The second? Meredith, the girl she tried to hook up with Beck. The third? Jade West. Jade West, who knows fully of Tori's daily activities, even catching the half-Latina in the act during lunch with some random girl who, until that moment, used to messed with the half-Latina for her reputation and tool, and later became a proud supporter of the tanned girl's. What happens when, during a graduation party, after Tori turns Meredith over to her side, Jade sees the full size of the half-Latina's package? Will she continue to refuse being one of her conquests, or give in and give Tori a ride she'll never forget?

Disclaimer: I don't own 'VicTORious' or any characters.

No POV

"God. I am so glad I did this." Meredith says as Tori pulls out of her wet slit, some of her cum leaking out around the wet, gaping hole.

"Damn. I haven't had anyone that tight in a while." Tori says, grabbing some tissue (she keeps some in her pockets for situations like this), she cleans herself off and cleans out some of her cum from Meredith's pussy. "Your number still the same?" She asks the acceptable girl with a quick feel of Meredith's bare B cup breasts.

"Yeah. Why?" Meredith asks, inserting a finger into her hole and scooping out some of Tori's cum, bringing the finger to her mouth and cleaning it off.

"I'll call you some time." Tori says, moving her mouth to cover Meredith's right breast, her tongue flicking over Meredith's hard nipple. "We should get dressed. We've been here for over an hour now." She says, removing her mouth.

"I don't think I can move right now." Meredith says, scooping some more of Tori's cum and swallowing it. "Go on without me. I'll be down in a minute." She says, staring at Tori with a glaze in her eyes.

"Don't be too long. You are the one throwing the party you know. It'd be nice if you made an appearance." Tori says with a smirk. "Preferably, not looking like you just got fucked." She says, inserting her index finger of her right hand into Meredith's slit, taking out some of her cum. "Hmm. I taste good." She says sexily after putting the finger in her mouth and swallowing her cum. "See ya soon." She says, grabbing her jeans and shirt (she 'accidentally' forgot a bra and underwear) and putting them on.

"God, that was sexy." Meredith moans out, watching Tori get dressed.

Making her way out after getting dressed, Tori heads to the bathroom to wash off and do her business. "Damn, I love fucking pussy. Meredith's is still nice and tight." Tori says after flushing and starting to wash her hands.

A half hour later, Tori finds herself in Meredith's room again, her mouth wrapped around Cat's mound as she eats out the shorter girl. "Oh, God. Tori." Cat moans out, back arching.

As Tori eats out her friend, she doesn't realize the door opening. In the doorway, Jade watches as Cat, not a stitch of clothing on her, gets eaten out by an equally nude Tori. 'Damn. Cat said she was a good size. But I didn't know it was that big.' Jade thinks to herself, seeing Tori's full erection from between the half-Latina's tanned thighs.

"When did you dye your pussy hair?" Tori asks, removing her mouth to breath, her index and middle fingers of her right hand moving to finger Cat, her thumb playing with Cat's clit.

"Last… last night." Cat moans, her hands moving to her breasts. "I…I had Jade help me." She gasps, pinching her dark pink nipples.

"Really?" Tori asks with a smirk, looking between Cat's pubic hair, matching her red-velvet hair, between her breasts, and at Cat's face, watching as Cat relishes in her pleasure. "How'd you convince her to do that?" She asks, increasing her pace.

"I let her fuck my ass with a strap-on." Cat moans out, her orgasm fast approaching.

"Wait." Tori says, stopping her thrusting, but keeping pressure on Cat's nub. "Jade still won't let me fuck her. She'll fuck you, but won't let me fuck her?" She asks, a hint of hurt in her tone, as she stares at Cat's mound.

"Don't stop." Cat moans out, upset that Tori stopped thrusting. "Please. I need it." She begs, trying to thrust her hips against Tori's fingers.

"Fine." Tori says, slowly thrusting into Cat again. 'I will get that busty slut on my dick. One way or another.' She thinks to herself, a smirk growing on her face as she comes up with a plan. "Ready for the main event?" She asks, pulling away as Cat's orgasm almost peaks.

"Yes yes yes yes yes." Cat says quickly, spreading her legs and opening her eyes, she or Tori still not seeing Jade at the doorway.

With a smirk still in place, Tori stands up and holds Cat's legs apart. From the doorway, Jade's eyes widen at the sight of Tori's fully erect penis, close to seven inches she figures, as Tori aims it for Cat's open pussy. 'Damn. I should probably say something.' Jade thinks as Tori presses into Cat, the redhead easily taking five of Tori's inches. "Fuck." She says, not realizing it was out loud.

"Jade!" "Hi Jadey!" Tori and Cat say, Tori with surprise and Cat in her usual happy tone, simultaneously.

"What's up?" Tori asks, thrusting into Cat at an even pace, bringing Cat's orgasm quickly.

"Are you not going to stop?" Jade asks, eyes on where Tori meets Cat, almost hypnotized.

"And prevent Cat from cumming? Never." Tori says, licking her lips. "Mind closing the door? Don't want a perv to watch." She moans out as Cat wraps her legs around Tori's hips, enjoying how tight Cat becomes when she orgasms.

Watching as Cat's and Tori's breasts bounce from the thrusting, Jade does as Tori asked, closing the door behind her. "Jadey, you should really let Tori fuck you. She's amazing with that thing." Cat moans out as Tori stops thrusting, keeping herself to the hilt in Cat, her body jerking slightly from small orgasms.

"That reminds me." Tori asks, pushing against Cat with a smirk aimed at Jade as she pulls Cat's legs off from around her hips. "Why won't you give me a try? Everyone else has. Why not you?" She asks, slowly starting to pull out.

"I'm not gay." Jade says, watching Tori's slick shaft slide out of Cat's wet hole.

"Yet you fucked Cat's ass." Tori says with a smirk. "Come on. It's like Disneyland. Got to try it at least once." She says with a smirk, pulling out of Cat fully now.

"She lasts a long time." Cat says, barely audible. "Longer than you said Beck did when he used to fuck you when you were dating." She says, turning her head to look at Jade.

"How about this?" Tori says, slowly jerking herself off to stay hard, smirking as Jade watches her hand. "Once. Let me fuck you once, and I'll do whatever you want until we go to college in a few months. Deal?" She asks, playing with the slick shaft.

"Anything?" Jade asks, eyes locked on Tori's hand.

"Well. Almost. No murder, or anything like that." Tori says, shrugging her shoulders. "Or anything criminal." She says, her free hand moving to play with her breasts.

"Okay." Jade says with a nod, already thinking of a few things, most of them on getting Tori to fuck her at least twice a day. (Unbeknownst to Tori or Cat, Jade convinced her father to pull some strings so all three of them are roommates.)

"Strip." Tori says, eyes on Jade's larger chest. "I want to enjoy this." She says, sitting down beside Cat, still on her back, to watch Jade.

"You want me to strip for you?" Jade asks, letting herself relax and go along with everything. 'Cat, as well as pretty much every person in Hollywood Arts with a pussy, tits, and isn't a teacher or something, speaks highly of her skills, and I haven't gotten laid since Beck and I broke up two months ago. So why not?' She thinks to herself, toying with the hem of her red and black flannel shirt.

"Oh yeah." Tori says, nodding. "Cat, is your Pear Pod in your purse?" She asks the redhead, still laying on her back with her legs spread.

"Uh-huh." Cat says, eagerly awaiting Jade to remove her clothes.

"Good. Can't have a striptease without music, can we?" Tori asks Cat and Jade as she gets up, her tool becoming slightly flaccid, and grabs Cat's purse. After grabbing the music decide, she heads towards Meredith's Pear Dock and hooks up the Pear Pod, quickly finding a classic rock song all three girls recognize. "Can't wait to taste that Cherry Pie." She jokes, looking at Jade's groin, as the song 'Cherry Pie' plays from Cat's Pear Pod.

"Hey, I thought mine was a cherry pie?" Cat asks, looking at Tori as the half-Latina takes her spot on the bed again.

"Later. Watch the show now." Tori says, eyes locked in Jade's direction as the pale one slowly removes her shirt, her body moving to the beat of the song. "Damn, even in a bra, they jiggle." She says, eyes on Jade's breasts, the larger orbs bouncing in the black lace bra.

"Wait until I take it off." Jade says with a smirk, turning around so her back is to Tori and Cat as she removes her skirt and leggings, the two on the bed watching with wide eyes as Jade's firm ass is revealed, a black lace thong barely visible between her cheeks.

"Oh, fuck." Tori says, her 'friend' quickly returning to attention at the sight.

"That'll come soon." Jade says, kicking off her shoes, glad she didn't put on her combat boots this time, followed by her skirt and leggings. "And so will I." She adds, slapping her ass, smirking as the other girls moan.

"Whoa, daddy." Cat says, watching Jade's ass jiggle as the Goth removes her bra, her back still to the girls on the bed, and lets the garment fall to the floor.

"Before I show you two my tits, I want to see something." Jade says, crossing her arms over her nipples, pushing her breasts together and creating a generous amount of cleavage for Tori's and Cat's viewing pleasure.

"Huh?" Tori asks, eyes locked on the pale girl's cleavage.

"I want to see Cat suck you off." Jade says, fully enjoying how now she's the confidant one and Tori's the shy/nervous one. "I want to watch her take your long, hard cock down her thoat." She says with a sexy moan. "Only then, will you see the girls." She says, pressing her arms together to add more cleavage.

"Kay kay." Cat says quickly, sitting up and getting off the bed, wasting no time in getting between Tori's legs and taking Tori's shaft down her throat, moaning at the taste of herself still on Tori's shaft.

"Oh, fuck. You're good at that." Tori says, eyes going from the top of Cat's head to Jade's chest. "Oh, yeah. Perfect." She says, clearly enjoying Cat's other oral skill, not counting singing.

"Damn. She's swallowing the whole thing." Jade says, amazing that innocent Cat Valentine is taking all seven inches of Tori without gagging or any discomfort. "And your ass is perfect, Kitty Cat." She says, moving behind Cat. "I wonder…" She says aloud, bending down and, using Cat's lightly tanned ass to cover her breasts from Tori's gaze, moves her right hand around and pushes a finger into Cat's pussy, her thumb moving to play with Cat's clit. "God, if I had a dick, I'd fuck you right now." She whispers into Cat's ear, loud enough for Tori to hear.

"Shit, I'm gonna cum." Tori says, watching as Jade licks Cat's neck and Cat sucks her off.

"Uh-uh." Jade says, moving her right hand to cover her nipples and her left to grip Cat's hair, pulling the redhead off of Tori. "Can't have that yet." She says with a smirk when the other girls stare at her with wide eyes. "One more thing before I show you my tits." She says, using her left arm to cover more of her breasts.

"What?" Both girls ask, eager to see Jade nude.

"I want Tori to eat my pussy." Jade says. "And Cat. I want you to remove my undies, then let me eat you out. I'll lay on the bed so you can straddle my head as Tori eats my pale peach." She says, licking her lips.

"Take the damn things off Cat." Tori demands, quickly getting up so Jade can lay down as soon as Cat removes the black thong.

"Kay kay." Cat says, not hesitating to move between Jade's legs and remove her thong, moaning at the sight of Jade's wet mound. "I want to taste." She says, sticking her tongue out.

"No no." Jade says, grabbing Cat's head and holding her still. "Another time. For now, I taste you, and Tori tastes me. Then, I show you my girls, and Tori fucks me." She says, lifting Cat up by gripping the side of her head gently, Cat going along.

"You shave." Tori notes, eyes on the pale mound before her.

"I hate hair there." Jade says, amused when Tori and Cat giggle at the rhyme. "Now, dinner time." She says, slowly moving to lay on her back, her ass on the edge of the bed, and spreads her legs.

"My favorite meal." Tori says as Cat straddles Jade's head and Jade grabs Cat's hips, pulling her down.

"Oh, she's good." Cat says, not noticing that Jade's breasts are in the open now.

Tori, on the other hand, freezes in place at the sight of Jade's pale, double d breasts and pale pink nipples, already hardened in excitement. "Oh, I'm gonna enjoy covering those pink nips in cum." She says, moving to eat out Jade as she keeps her eyes on Jade's mound.

"Fuck, you like pussy." Jade mumbles through Cat's juice pussy, eyes on Cat's smaller breasts, glad that Cat straddled her head with her back to Tori.

"Love it." Tori corrects, pulling away long enough to speak before going back to Jade's pussy.

A short moment later, as Cat's about to cum on Jade's tongue, Tori gives into temptation and stands up, lines the head of her shaft with Jade's hole, and thrusts in, bottoming out, as she bends over and takes Jade's right nipple in her mouth, moaning at the feeling of Jade around her dick and the taste of Jade's breast.

"What's going on…" Cat asks, turning her head to see why Jade's body jerked forward, stopping when she sees Tori fucking Jade and feasting her boob. "Ooh, one for me." She says, climbing off of Jade and moving to the side of the bed, bending down to take Jade's free nipple in her mouth.

"Oh. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck." Jade grunts with each of Tori's thrusts and both pairs of lips on her breasts. "Fuck. You're better than Beck." She admits, her hands moving to press Tori and Cat's heads into her breasts, eyes clinched shut.

"I'm close." Tori admits, pulling away from Jade's breast, a moment later, looking into the pale Goddess' eyes.

"Do it." Jade assures, locking eyes with Tori. "Fill me with your cum." She moans, cumming on Tori's dick.

"Fuck." Tori says, pushing herself up with her hands beside Jade's head, the two girls looking into each others' eyes.

A short moment later, Tori tenses up and cums, filling Jade up and some of it coming out from around Tori's flesh shaft. Cat, who was fingering herself while feeding on Jade's breast, cums to the sight of Tori and Jade cumming together (in more ways than one, she muses to herself). "Good thing I'm on the pill." Jade says as Tori pulls out and lays beside her, Cat laying on Jade's other side.

"I wonder how Meredith will reach when she sees your cum over her bed sheet?" Cat asks as they girls listen to Cat's Pear Pod, all three amused when it plays a remix of 'Take A Hint', a version they recorded with Cat adding extra vocals.

Three months later, after the three girls get settled into their new dorm and classes, all three girls are yet again naked on a bed. This time, Cat's between Jade legs, cleaning out the pale mound of Tori's cum, as Tori makes out with Jade, and Jade plays with Tori's softening tool. "Best. Relationship. Ever." Jade moans out as she cums on Cat's tongue, pushing out more of Tori's cum.

"Agreed." Tori and Cat say with a nod as Cat stands up and moves to Jade's free side.

"Next time. I cum in Cat and Jade cleans up." Tori promises, looking at her two girlfriends.

That's it for this one. Hope it was good. If anyone has any questions about this one, anything that might have been confusing, let me know. I'll answer either in a PM or in an author's note for the next one.

Nothing wrong with some CaTorAde action, if I say so myself.

Again, any ideas are welcome. I'll write what I can.

Criteria for ideas are:

If Tori and/or Jade are involved, it must either be Jori or CaTorAde. Though I will accept Trade.

Any pairings from 'iCarly', 'VicTORious', or 'Sam & Cat'. As well as crossover pairings. (I.E. Beck/Sam, Andre/Carly, Carly/Cat, etc.)

No male/male pairings. I don't really feel comfortable writing that.

No underage. (Characters must me eighteen minimum)

Other than them, it depends on the idea I guess. If anyone is unhappy with any criteria, I apologize.

I do have an idea for the next one. It'll be Beck/Trina/Cat. I was thinking of Beck/Tori/Jade, but I don't like Beck with them. That's just me though.

Let me know if you'd like to see Beck with Trina and Cat.

Thank you for reading, and I look forward to any reviews, follows, and potential faves.

Blessed Be.