A/n: Since I need two people for this interview, I've called on my two halves Katz and Aphrodite. So welcome, one and all to the K&A Show!
DC: I don't own anything but Katz and Aphrodite. The rest belongs to J.K. Rowling.
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K: Okay folks and welcome to the K&A Show! As you all should know, the K stands for me, Katz, and the A stands for my bud Aphrodite.
A: That's right. *Yells to security guards* We need top security in here! We've got a seriously evil wizard coming in for an interview today, and he loathes Muggles like us!
**Voldiemort (intended misspelling) walks in**
V: Why am I here?
K: Because we're interviewing you, Snake Boy.
SB: Snake Boy?!
K: Yup. Sit down, Snake Boy.
SB: Make me.
A: Omigosh! Voldiemort replied with a Muggle comment! And the stupidest one, at that!
K: What's your name?
V: Lord Voldemort. Duh.
K: *glares* Your real name.
LV: *squeaks out* Tom Marvalo Riddle.
K: Much better. *looks thoughtful* Are you scared of me?
TMR: Of course not!
K: Good, 'cause I'm not scared of you.
TMR: You're supposed to be.
K: Nope. I've got my temper and insanity to protect me. *Evil grin*
A: Okay, Voldie. Tell us, why do you have such a freaky lookin' face?
V: Voldie?! Freaky looking? *is confuzzled*
A: Voldie is a nickname. Your face looks freaky. Duh. *rolls eyes*
V: I hate you.
K: We know. We're Muggles. Why do you hate Muggleborns?
V: They annoy me.
K: That's not the correct answer, Snake Boy.
SB: I hate them because they are not purebloods.
A: You're not a pureblood. You're a halfblood.
K: Yeah. A Muggle father, pureblood mother.
SB: Who told you about my history?
A: Let's just say an anonymous source. *Secretive smile*
K: Yah. Back to our question, Snake Boy.
SB: Mudbloods have both Muggle parents.
K: And that matters because…? *Cocks an eyebrow*
SB: That means I'm different.
A: So?
SB: And I'm much more powerful than them.
K: So?
SB: They are weak.
A: So?
SB: I am strong.
K: So?
SB: I am strong.
K: And you're the devil reincarnated.
SB: No I'm not.
K: Yes you are.
SB: No I'm not.
K: Yes you are.
A: We know this argument is going to go on for a while, so….
**COMMERCIAL BREAK**
A: And we're back, to the K&A Show.
K: Snake Boy, why do you hate Harry?
SB: Harry who?
K: Harry Potter, ya big fat arsehole. *Evil grin*
BFA: I hate him because he hates me.
A: That's not a reason.
BFA: It is when his first words were 'Mummy' and 'Voldie's a big fat arsehole.'
K: *rolls eyes* Yeah, right, and I'm your kid.
BFA: Good thing you aren't. *Mutters* You're a crazy child.
K: *sweet smile* What?
BFA: Nothing, nothing.
K: That makes you ugly and stupid.
UAS: I am not ugly and I am not stupid, but I am going to kill you now.
K: *grins* Wanna bet?
A: How much?
K: 5 Galleons.
A: You're on! *shakes Katz's hand* He doesn't kill you, I owe ya 5 Galleons. He does, and you owe me 5 Galleons*
K: Just grab it out of my purse, 'cause I won't be able to give it to ya.
GTKYN: Wha?
K: You know, there's security all around this studio.
GTKYN: *is not impressed* Really.
K: Yeah, and when I give the word, your little wand thingy will be bye bye. Bye bye! SECURITY!!!!
**Security comes and drags Going To Kill You Now aka Voldemort away after taking his wand**
K: That went well.
A: Yah.
K: So, who're we interviewing next?
A: Dunno.
AS: You're interviewing Captain Crunch next!
K&A: Wha? No we aren't, you lousy piece of crud!!
LPOC: Aw, shoot. You caught me. You're interviewing Viktor Krum.
K: Oooh…. More torture…. *Rubs hands in anticipation*
A: Are you sure, Anonymous Source?
AS: Yeah. It says so on the cue card. Duh.
K&A: Oh. Well, see ya next time on the K&A Show!
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A/n: Okeday…. That was odd…. *Shrugs* Oh well.