Allen was happily walking down the stone halls of the Order, when Komui came out of nowhere and stepped in front of Allen. "Good morning Allen!" He said cheerfully. Allen grimaced; guessing what was coming his way. "Hello Komui, what is it you need from me this time?" Allen replied. "I think it is about time you had, 'the talk'." Komui stated. Allen's eyes widened, he knew what the talk was.

"Um, Komui there is something I should tell-"Allen was cut off as Komui made his own statement. "My office, this afternoon at three." And with that, Komui walked away leaving Allen to his thoughts. 'Poor Komui; he has not got a clue in the world…' Allen thought to himself as he shook his head and walked away.

Time Skip!-

Allen stood outside Komui's office at the exact time that he was told to be there. Sighing, Allen knocked twice; waiting for the reply that was sure to come. "Come in!" Came the sing-song voice of Komui. Allen slowly inched the door open. As Allen walked into the room, he noticed a certain dark haired Japanese man sitting on the small couch that was in front of Komui's desk. Allen realized it was Kanda and hung hi head in hopes of not being noticed.

'Surely Kanda is not in here for the same reason…' Allen mentally screamed at himself. He sat down in the spare space next to Kanda on the couch; his hands in his lap. "Bean sprout, what the hell are you doing here?" Kanda growled at the smaller boy. "Shut up Ba-kanda! My name is Allen and I was told to be here!' Allen hissed back. "Che, is this Baka supervisor trying to give you sex-ed as well?" Kanda asked with a bored tone. Allen frowned.

"Yes, he is. Is that why you're here?" Allen asked. Kanda 'hmph!'ed and turned his head away from Allen. "Ah, so now that we are all here…let us begin!" Komui stated cheerfully; snapping the exorcist out of their small conversation. The two younger boys turned to face Komui, impatience written on their both their faces.

And so Komui began to tell them all about sex. How it was done, where it is too be done, different ways it can be done, and all of the different ways of how to do it. Even info on girl/girl or boy/boy; it made the two boys wonder just how Komui got all this information.

By the end of the rather horrendous discussion about sex, Komui looked at the two boys.

"Okay, any questions?" Komui asked, looking simply delighted at the thought of getting to answer questions about his favorite topic. Allen and Kanda stole a glance at each other before Kanda replied, "Why would you try and teach us about sex, if you don't know if we are even virgins?"

Komui looked like someone killed a Komurin. "You ARE a virgin…aren't you?" He asked rather quietly. Kanda shrugged and shook his head. Allen blushed a deep red; shaking his as well. Komui stared bug-eyed at the two boys in front of him. "You are not virgins? Either of you?" Yet again, both boys shook their heads.

"I would never have thought dear sweet Allen would have done 'it'!" Komui cried. Allen shrugged, "Yeah well…I have." He replied sheepishly. Komui turned to stare at Kanda, "Well, I'm kind of not surprised at you; you probably did it with some two cent whore." Komui stated. Allen looked up with anger in his eyes.

"I am not a two cent whore!" Allen yelled. Everything in the room became incredibly silent and still. Allen, realizing his mistake a second too soon, hid his face in his hands. Kanda on the other hand, sighed and moved over to wrap his arms around his boyfriend. "Oh well, now that Komui knows, I guess we can be ourselves around him then." Kanda said. Allen nodded into Kanda's chest.

Allen lifted his face up to look at Kanda. Kanda bent down and placed his lips upon Allen's In a passionate kiss. They kissed for as long as they could before the need for air overcame them, and they broke apart. Komui just stared at them the whole time; his mouth wide open and hanging there like a dead cat.

Kanda got up off the couch and wrapped one arm around the underside of Allen's knees, and the other around his waist. Lifting the smaller boy up into his arms, kanda walked over to the door and kicked it open. He leant down and placed a chaste kiss on Allen's partially open lips.

"So, Allen, are you ready for your 97th sex-ed practical course?" kanda said as he smirked down at Allen. "You kept a record of how many times we had sex? Oh, and yes, I am ready for practicing sex, Sensei~!" Allen said seductively.

Allen found it EXTREMELY hard to walk the next day, and Komui had to fix the stone flooring beneath where Kanda's bed was; not to mention he had to send steam cleaners in to clean the walls, and doors, and what was left of the floor.

End

OMFG, what the hell did I just write!? Review anyone?