AHHHGGG! Ed, flys out of bed tripping over the many blankets that he is entangled in and then falls flat on his face, just as his worried younger brother enters the room.

"Are you ok brother?" Al asks while tugging on the blankets to untangle his older brother who quickly answers back.

" No everything is horrible ahhhhhh! Why future Edward why!"

This sudden very strange outburst causes Al to worry for his brother's sanity (though he was pretty sure Ed had lost it long long ago."

"Um, Ed do we need to get Winry she could call a doctor for you?"

"NOOOOOO! ANYONE BUT WINRY, YOU COULD CALL ROY MUSTANG, BUT NOT WINRY! PLEASE IF YOU WANT ME TO LIVE!"

"Ummmm, do you mind telling me why I should not get Winry?"

"Well the nightmare I just had would gain me a wrench to the face…"

"What do you mean by that Brother?"

"I might as well tell you Al, So my dream started and Winry and I were getting married. then after we get married, I dragged her off into the middle of the desert and Built a house out of tumble weed. Then we had like 30 kids and we made a country in the desert and we lived long happy lives that were shortened dramatically, because we all died from lack of water…. It was awful. My dream ended with Winry throwing wrenches at me and yelling that she was going to beat my brains out for bringing her there!"

"Al Sweat dropped at the thought of it, his brother could be so clueless at times if he really had taken Winry to the desert he would be dead as soon as they got there. No if he even suggested it"

BANG!

Both Al and Ed jump up at the noise of the door banging open, There stood Winry her hair sticking out at odd angles and a wrench clutched in her right hand, but the scariest part of her appearance was the murderous look on her face.

"HIDE ME!" Edward squeaked jumping behind Al and covering his head. Winry steps forward and addresses Al

"Al would you please step aside." Winry commanded all the while looking past Al at his cowering brother.

"No!" Al shouted

"WHAT!?" Winry snapped her head back and looked Al in the face.

"I…I... I won't let you kill him…" Al finished rather pathetically. Winry's gaze softened and she spoke in a calm voice to Al.

"Oh, its ok Al I am not going to kill him just render him unconscious for a while. and, there is an apple pie on the counter it just came out of the oven. If you want, you can go have some."

"APPLE PIE! Can I really have some right now!?"

"Yes, just go down there and let me handle Ed, ok Alphonse."

"I'm going, hey Ed do you want me to save you a piece?" Al asked his brother as he charged out the door, not even waiting for an answer.

"AL! GET BACK HERE SAVE ME PLEASE! WHY! HOW COULD YOU CHOSE APPLE PIE OVER ME?!" Ed ward yelled out the door hoping that his brother would come back

Thump, thump, thump,

Ed slowly turns back to Winry she raises he right hand and throws her wrench at his head while yelling

"I DID NOT PROMISE YOU EIGHTY PERCENT OF MY LIFE TO HAVE YOU GO AND PLAN TO LET ME WELT IN THE DESERT AND DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH! FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT YOUR GONNA BE DEAD!"

Meanwhile downstairs. Al is on his third piece of pie and is oblivious to the screaming of his poor brother upstairs.

THE END ?

AUTHORS NOTE:

So, this story was totally random it came to the top of my head for no reason at all.

I don't really feel bad for Ed though, but still Al would rather have pie then save his brother! oh well, I guess that is brotherly love for you! ?