Author's Notes: I own nothing but my OC Siren (along with another supposedly dead OC of mine). Yeah, yeah, I know he's been in a few of my stories but hey, I enjoy using him.

Anyway, quick summary: It's been a year since the events of Hotel Transylvania and it's Mavis' 119th birthday and a few new monsters show up along with the originals yet a very weird newcomer arrives and makes Murray's playful personality seem weak, yet he does not look like a monster and aside from that a group of monster hunters begin plaguing the hotel.

This is meant to be humor, yet may have some blood and gore due to certain monsters, but is otherwise rated T. Enjoy and please read, review, follow, and/or favorite.

Chapter 1: New Arrivals

It was a dark, stormy, scary night...for humans! But for the monsters it was perfect! A hearse zooms across the road and nearly flattens the masked man carrying a briefcase.

"I'm trying to walk here!" yelled the man as he picked up his luggage, "Finally get a break yet I almost get killed by some crazy driver."

The masked man walks along the forest path and comes upon a secret entrance hidden under the ground and walks down the ramp yet trips on a crack and rolls down the ramp and plows into a clown.

"Hey watch where you're rolling bub!" snaps the clown turning around.

"I am so sorry mister..." says the masked man getting up and dusting off the clown.

"Pennywise. Pennywise the Dancing Clown, retired." said the clown removing his bowler hat and bowing.

"Siren at your service and I am so sorry for rolling into you Mr. Pennywise, won't happen again. Now then, off I go. Bye!" said Siren before he disappeared leaving behind a dust clone.

"Weird kid." mutters Pennywise before he gets back on his Unicycle and honks his nose.

Siren runs to the front of the massive castle that is also a hotel, straightens his mask, dusts himself off and takes one step forward before he is run over by a swarm of hyperactive werewolf kids. He gets up before he gets run over by a Rhinoroller (technically a mutant is a monster), then a Goar, and finally Bigfoot walks over him.

"What is wrong with you people?!" said Siren getting up and stumbling inside the hotel. He looks around in wonder at the splendor of the hotel before he bumps into someone.

"Sorry!" says Siren shielding his face.

"My, you're a fidgety one aren't you?" said a calm voice, "Humans pester you too much?"

Siren looks up to see Count Dracula.

"No, but I have been chased away from my home on a couple of occasions, never really hurt...but my name is Siren." said Siren extending a hand.

"Count Dracula, nice to meet..." began Drac before...

BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!

"Sorry! Old prankster habit. HAHAHAHAHA!" said Siren as his hand crackled with electricity.

"Man, that's a shocker." said Drac causing Siren to fall onto the floor laughing, "Why you wearing a mask anyway?"

Siren gets up and crosses his arms and turns away, "I have my reasons."

"Okay, okay sorry if I hit a touchy subject. Sheesh, you are one touchy monster."

"No problem." said Siren waving it off before he grabbed his briefcase and got his key from the zombie receptionist and took an elevator to one of the many floors of the elevator. After arriving on the second floor a green duck wearing a diaper walked into the elevator and started pushing the buttons.

"I push the buttons." said the duck and Siren tried to reach for the panel but the duck got in his way.

"Not your elelator, my elelator! Not yours, mine!" said the duck.

"Move you little pipsqueak." said Siren.

30 Minutes Later

The elevator comes to the top floor and the sounds of a struggle radiate from the elevator.

*Wolf gnashing teeth, growls, and swallowing something*

*DING!*

Siren walks out of the elevator picking his teeth with a toothpick and the green duck is nowhere to be seen, only four green feathers.

Main Lobby

Drac is so distracted by his encounter he is unable to avoid the sandy hug Murray gives him until it's too late.

"Murray! What have I told you about the sand?!" snapped Drac.

"Sorry man. Yeesh, want crawled in coffin and came to life?" said Murray the mummy backing up a bit.

"Sorry, Murray, just some weird newcomer to the hotel. Never seen or heard of him before."

"Yeah, well, you know with all the new monsters coming here, of course there might be some you never heard of."

"Yeah...but he had a weird blue-green mask in a spiral pattern, black cloak, and his visible right eye had a red-black "X" through it."

"Maybe you're still a little overprotective of Mavis."

"I am not overprotective! *ROARS!* Oops, sorry."

"It's alright man...honest...I'm gonna go change me bandages..." said Murray edging away.

"Hey dad!" said Mavis flying in front of her dad in bat form before she went to her "human" form.

"Dead-ums! How was your time away from home?" said Dracula happily.

"Good. I finally learned how to say 'Ha-wee-wee' correctly...Ha-Wi-Fi...Hawaii! There. Still could use some work. Place is nice and beautiful." said Mavis.

"Good, glad you enjoyed your stay there...uh, where's Jonathan?"

"He's coming, just carrying...some the things I bought."

Jonathan then walks into the room carrying an overstuffed backpack and collapses on the floor and all the souvenirs Mavis bough pile up to Drac's waist.

"Oops." said Mavis with a sheepish smile and her father has a very deep frown.

"Housekeeping!" said Dracula in an annoyed tone.

Three witches on broomsticks come in and use their magic to clean up the mess and Jonathan gets up and cracks his back.

"Next time go lighter on the souvenirs." said Jonathan, "Hey Drac, what's up?"

"Oh nothing, but don't touch my left hand, it still hurts." said Drac high-fiving Jonathan.

"Why?"

"Some new hotel guest I shook hands with gave me a joy-buzzing WITHOUT a joy-buzzer. It hurt and now my hand is numb and stinging."

"Wow, bummer."

"Anyway, you two have fun. Maybe meet some new guests, I don't know. I got things to do." said Dracula before he sped off in a purple-y mist trail.

"PARTY!" said Murray throwing sand into the air.

END CHAPTER

Yeah, probably not my best opener...but I did give this quite a bit of thought anyway, hope you enjoyed the first chapter. And yes, I did add Stephen King's "IT" character, "Pennywise the Dancing Clown" for fun and I own nothing except Siren and another character who won't be revealed for a while.

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