MESSED HARRY POTTER STORYS TO TELL
TO YOUR FRIENDS A/N they are good to tell when your friends are crying... it works. I made um up on the spot and say um with a really screwed up voice.
Harry Potter's Big Butt
One day, Harry was walking down the street and all the sudden, Voldie and his death eaters came down from the sky. Now Harry, who can't do magic at all... nope he can't
Didn't know what to do... so he used his magic whistle so the Charlie's Angels would come down and save him... so they came down and well... since Lucy Lui looks like Cho Chang... Harry and her went off the corner to do unknown things. Well... Voldie, who was a BIG fan of Charlie's Angels, knew what to do... he turned around and started singing: I LIKE BIG BUTS and I CANNOT LIE, ECT ECT. So the Angels started dancing and shaking there buts and they all lived happily ever after
Harry Potter loves you
One day... Harry was walking down the street and all of the sudden, a space ship landed and out came the aliens from the dreaded planed jklajfdsfjklafjdklasjfajfkasfj that's right, and I said jfklasjfioweruizsk, fskzrdei. Wait no, that's klucmxcijkw3weuE. OJKM, UIJKM, K, now I got it right... on with the story. So the klucmxians wanted to take over the world... but no Harry wouldn't let them. So they had no choice but to use the dreaded powers of BARNEY!!! So they all sang I LOVE YOU and took over the world
Harry potter needs Braces
One day, Harry had to get braces...
So as he was in the chair... The Special Cement stuff spilled on the doctors hand... and hardened... and they couldn't t get it out... no way... So they had to amputate the Doctors hand... So Harry was left with a doctors hand stuck in his mouth... he though that he could give it to Wormtail... And then ... The one handed doctor accidentally got the tools in it and got the tools stuck in Harry's mouth so Harry had to go around with a hand and tools in his mouth forever and he couldn't eat a thing...
THE END
IT was supposed to be stupid for your enjoyment.
TO YOUR FRIENDS A/N they are good to tell when your friends are crying... it works. I made um up on the spot and say um with a really screwed up voice.
Harry Potter's Big Butt
One day, Harry was walking down the street and all the sudden, Voldie and his death eaters came down from the sky. Now Harry, who can't do magic at all... nope he can't
Didn't know what to do... so he used his magic whistle so the Charlie's Angels would come down and save him... so they came down and well... since Lucy Lui looks like Cho Chang... Harry and her went off the corner to do unknown things. Well... Voldie, who was a BIG fan of Charlie's Angels, knew what to do... he turned around and started singing: I LIKE BIG BUTS and I CANNOT LIE, ECT ECT. So the Angels started dancing and shaking there buts and they all lived happily ever after
Harry Potter loves you
One day... Harry was walking down the street and all of the sudden, a space ship landed and out came the aliens from the dreaded planed jklajfdsfjklafjdklasjfajfkasfj that's right, and I said jfklasjfioweruizsk, fskzrdei. Wait no, that's klucmxcijkw3weuE. OJKM, UIJKM, K, now I got it right... on with the story. So the klucmxians wanted to take over the world... but no Harry wouldn't let them. So they had no choice but to use the dreaded powers of BARNEY!!! So they all sang I LOVE YOU and took over the world
Harry potter needs Braces
One day, Harry had to get braces...
So as he was in the chair... The Special Cement stuff spilled on the doctors hand... and hardened... and they couldn't t get it out... no way... So they had to amputate the Doctors hand... So Harry was left with a doctors hand stuck in his mouth... he though that he could give it to Wormtail... And then ... The one handed doctor accidentally got the tools in it and got the tools stuck in Harry's mouth so Harry had to go around with a hand and tools in his mouth forever and he couldn't eat a thing...
THE END
IT was supposed to be stupid for your enjoyment.