Give me a nose!

Ok... No idea where this came from. A conversation earlier today inspired this. Thanks to the Marauders21 for providing some of the lines in this fic.

I don't own so I hope you all enjoy!

"Harry..." Voldemort whispered creepily. "Harry look at me!"

"What?!" Harry snapped, turning around.

There was no one there. "The other way, you idiot!"

Harry turned back around and saw that the bald guy called Voldemort was standing there. "What do you want?" Harry asked, glaring and Voldy.

"Now, now Harry, no need to be so hostile. I only came to ask you something." Voldemort said fake soothingly.

"Yeah, can I kill you? Is that it?!"

"Harry, you obviously didn't listen when I said no need to be hostile! Now, I meant demand something."

"Well spit it out already!"

Voldemort looked at Harry strangely. "Give me a nose!"

Harry grinned, realizing he could annoy Voldemort with this. "What's the magic word?

"Abracadabra! Everyone knows that..." Voldemort said, rolling his eyes.

Harry smirked. Every good witch and wizard should know that 'Abracadabra' is not a magic word. "Not that one." Harry said, looking irritated. "The other one."

Voldemort looked confused. "Other one? Oh yeah! Please?..." He asked nicely, putting on puppy dog eyes.

Harry made a face. Puppy dog eyes did not suit Voldy. "Not that one!" He cried.

"Then what magic word?!" Voldemort squeaked, getting angry.

Harry smiled. "Why, everyone know this. Avada Kedavra!"

A second passed, then two. "Harry, I loovvveeee yooooouuuuuuuuu!" Voldemort cried before falling to the ground, dead.

Many people came running to see what the commotion was. Looking down, they saw Voldemort on the ground. "Bald, Green guy is dead!" One woman screamed.

Instantly, cheers arose everywhere.

"But where is the brave man who killed him?" They questioned.

Harry had mysteriously 'poofed' away.

"Voldy-Woldy is dead! Let's celebrate!" The people shouted.

"I am not dead." Voldemort said, lifting his face from a the ground and grinning evilly.

The people screamed and ran away. "Hey!" Voldy called. "Come back! All I wanted was a nose!"

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