*DISCLAIMER*

Me:Hey! It's me again.

Ed:After an, almost, year of making you guys wait.

Me:Quite you! Anyway, this is special. So is today, but I'll let you figure out about today.

Ed:You love to make people wait, don't you?

Me:Just say the disclaimer, our I'll get Envy!

Ed:ERK! She doesn't own FMA! And did I mention how beautiful you are?*smiles(fake)*

Me:Kiss up.

Warning:I dunno...ummm...maybe stalkerism? Is that even a word? Oh well, it is now.

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ At Izumi's (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Hatred sat in her shared room with the Elric's in Izumi's house alone. It was 80 degrees outside, so It was hotter inside.

"I picked the wrong day to not wash my clothes." she said to herself."

Unlike what she usually wears(which is some thing similar to what Envy wears), she was wearing a short-sleeved, black, leather jacket, with one of Edwards under shirts(which is way to big for her, BTW), and a pair of shorts.

"There. Is. No one. HERE!" She all but yelled and fell on her back, "And there is nothing to do."

She closed her eye's.

I'll just go outside and see if there's something I could do.

Sighing, she got up and walked outside, taking her jacket off along the way.

Hatred practiced her flips, dodges, and attacks. She was planning on doing this until everyone got back, until she heard the phone ring.

She rushed inside, leaving her jacket outside. She picked the phone up.

"Moshi Moshi" (XD I had to. authors Note:I saw this in some fic's and it sounded cute. Don't judge me.)she said.

"Hello. I was wondering if you would like to come to a little bar of mine?" a voice said. It was a deep voice, which gave her a bad feeling. Like she knew who this voice belonged to, but she successfully forgot about it.

...Nani? Hatred thought. "I'm sorry, but I think you have the wrong number."

"Heh. No I don't." He replied. " Your name is Hatred, but people call you limbo because you pretended to lose your memory. Your boyfriend used to be Envy," Her breathing hitched at that name."And your biggest secret that only a few people know...is that you are...a homunculus." She hung up the phone in fear after that.

H-how can he know that? She thought, Only Ed, Al, Izumi, Roy, Riza, and of course The other homunculi and their master know that. Just...how?

She stared at the phone. She expected him to call again. When he didn't, She was about to walk back outside, when the phone rang again.

"Hello?" she said.

"Ya know, you have a nice chest."

"Behave. It's good to know I have an admirer, but still." she said with a smirk while looking around.

"Sorry, sweetheart, but you cant see me. Yet, I can see you. Now, are you going to come, or do you want to see everyone you love die?" The voice asked.

She thought for a moment. "Fine."

"Great. Come to the Devils Nest." He told her.

Lame name.She thought. "I just have one question." she told him.

"Ask away."

"Who the heck are you?" she asked.

"I can be whoever you want me to be." he said and then hung up.

Me:I'm stopping it there. I have to get back to my Fma marathon. So bye.

Ed:Bye.

Me:Oh, and you have to figure out why today is so special. If you do, then you get a special one shot written for you. It can be a yaoi, het, or whatever. No lemons or limes though. This is a shared computer, so...yeah.

Ed:They won't be able to figure it out, so what's the point?

Me:OH ENVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Ed:*runs off screaming*