Can Boromir and Aragorn get along in a prison cell for just two days?
A/N Please note that this is my first story, and yes, it IS supposed to be extremely stupid. Please no flames.
Because of the Horn
Ah, the beginning of the story. Here, we see Aragorn and Boromir in a prison cell for being obnoxious with the Horn of Gondor. Boromir, deciding to have a little bit of fun, was blowing the horn everywhere he could as often as he could, and Aragorn, trying to stop him. Finally, one night when Boromir wouldn't shut up with the horn, Aragorn took Boromir's sword and shield and tossed it into a nearby river. Boromir, of course, getting pissed off stupidly waded in after it, but he wasn't quick enough. He hopelessly watched his sword and shield wash down a waterfall not daring to go after it. He started cursing at Aragorn. That, of course, got ARAGORN pissed off, and he dived in after Boromir tackling him. They started fighting loudly down the raging river, but stopped when they heard the sound of footsteps. The footsteps were coming from guards of Gondor who spoke, "You are under arrest for waking up everybody in Gondor you morons." Boromir and Aragorn got out of the river soaking wet now cursing the guards and each other. That's when you came in. Here, we see the both of them in a small cramped prison cell together (bad idea) and Boromir still having the horn around his neck (VERY bad idea). Aragorn is thinking of a way to get out of prison, and Boromir is throwing a hissy fit because he got the lower bunk.
The First Night
Boromir awakes in the middle of the night falling off his bunk making a loud crash. He feels lonely and doesn't like the quietness. That's when he notices the horn. He gets "The light bulb" in his head, and immediately begins blowing as loud as he could, waking everybody up. Aragorn, embarrassed that he HAD to get stuck with him, tries to throw his pillow at him, yet doing no damage to Boromir or the horn. After about 7 minutes of everybody at the prison cursing at Boromir, Aragorn gets up, yanks off the toilet seat, and throws it at Boromir. This, of course, gets Boromir's attention. He tears off the faucet (stupid idea) making water go everywhere. He tosses it at Aragorn, hitting him right in the stomach. Finally, the guards come, getting so fed up with the racket the move the move them both to a different cell (due to the water and the missing toilet seat).
The Second Day
As they wait in line at the cafeteria for lunch, Aragorn finally realizes that he will soon go insane if he is stuck here much longer. As he finished eating, he takes his spoon back to his cell and makes up his mind to dig his way out. He meets up with Boromir who has an evil grin on his face. "Oh no, what now?" He asked. As soon as he asked, Boromir pulled out a spoon, dropped it onto the floor, and.
BOOM KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Freedom At Last As they walked out of the exploded prison, both relieved to be out of there, they walk back to their camp and resume their "normal" everyday lives.
A/N Please note that this is my first story, and yes, it IS supposed to be extremely stupid. Please no flames.
Because of the Horn
Ah, the beginning of the story. Here, we see Aragorn and Boromir in a prison cell for being obnoxious with the Horn of Gondor. Boromir, deciding to have a little bit of fun, was blowing the horn everywhere he could as often as he could, and Aragorn, trying to stop him. Finally, one night when Boromir wouldn't shut up with the horn, Aragorn took Boromir's sword and shield and tossed it into a nearby river. Boromir, of course, getting pissed off stupidly waded in after it, but he wasn't quick enough. He hopelessly watched his sword and shield wash down a waterfall not daring to go after it. He started cursing at Aragorn. That, of course, got ARAGORN pissed off, and he dived in after Boromir tackling him. They started fighting loudly down the raging river, but stopped when they heard the sound of footsteps. The footsteps were coming from guards of Gondor who spoke, "You are under arrest for waking up everybody in Gondor you morons." Boromir and Aragorn got out of the river soaking wet now cursing the guards and each other. That's when you came in. Here, we see the both of them in a small cramped prison cell together (bad idea) and Boromir still having the horn around his neck (VERY bad idea). Aragorn is thinking of a way to get out of prison, and Boromir is throwing a hissy fit because he got the lower bunk.
The First Night
Boromir awakes in the middle of the night falling off his bunk making a loud crash. He feels lonely and doesn't like the quietness. That's when he notices the horn. He gets "The light bulb" in his head, and immediately begins blowing as loud as he could, waking everybody up. Aragorn, embarrassed that he HAD to get stuck with him, tries to throw his pillow at him, yet doing no damage to Boromir or the horn. After about 7 minutes of everybody at the prison cursing at Boromir, Aragorn gets up, yanks off the toilet seat, and throws it at Boromir. This, of course, gets Boromir's attention. He tears off the faucet (stupid idea) making water go everywhere. He tosses it at Aragorn, hitting him right in the stomach. Finally, the guards come, getting so fed up with the racket the move the move them both to a different cell (due to the water and the missing toilet seat).
The Second Day
As they wait in line at the cafeteria for lunch, Aragorn finally realizes that he will soon go insane if he is stuck here much longer. As he finished eating, he takes his spoon back to his cell and makes up his mind to dig his way out. He meets up with Boromir who has an evil grin on his face. "Oh no, what now?" He asked. As soon as he asked, Boromir pulled out a spoon, dropped it onto the floor, and.
BOOM KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Freedom At Last As they walked out of the exploded prison, both relieved to be out of there, they walk back to their camp and resume their "normal" everyday lives.