Disclaimer: So, yeah, i own Naruto, so, what can you do about it, huh?
Sasuke Uchiha was suffering.
Being a princess from the Uchiha dynasty was a source of great pain and misery. His mother had him wear pink dresses, his servants always made the corset too tight, and his father was probably ashamed of him. To top it all, ever since his older brother became a wife of this weird ginger dude with metal acne on his face that said he was the King of the Rain Kingdom, Sasuke was the last maiden in the family. And damsels from good-standing families didn't stay unmarried for long.
Deep inside, Sasuke was dreaming of marrying the love of his life, just like Itachi did. But Itachi was the good boy who always could get anything right. So, the older of the princess-brothers was living now happily beside his loved one, and Sasuke most probably had a life with some old, fat and wrinkled orange-wearing chav-ninja-prince to look for.
The engagement was supposed to happen after the official archery contest, whose winner was to be married to princess Sasuke. So, grumbling, dressed in elegant pink dress, the princess was sitting in the area prepared for the royal family, glaring at the candidates for his virginity.
And then…
And then he saw HIM.
He was beautiful, fragrant, freshly baked and still warm. In his dark, dredged with poppy hand he held the greatest composite bow plus five. Oh, how Sasuke wanted to snuggle into his crispy crust!
However, heart of the poor prince-boy stopped beating. He saw the competition: the old, fat and wrinkled orange-wearing chav-ninja-prince. And ugly, thin, dried up, flat and pink ugly-ninja-prince. Also, an ugly, fat, craggy, hipster glasses-wearing girl-ninja-prince. And the worst of all! Wallpapered, bleached, fat-titted, fugly bimbo-ninja-prince! Sasuke wanted his loved one to win so much…
And suddenly something horrible happened! Arrow shot by the orange chev-ninja-prince landed in the dead-center of the target! Sasuke moaned painfully, convinced it to be the end, the crowd yelled in cruel happiness, the king stood to congratulate the winner, when suddenly!
The arrow shot by the Bread opened its maw and consumed the chev-ninja-prince's arrow! The crowd started to rustle, Sasuke Yelled from happiness and jumped into open arms of his bready savior, the pink dress getting ruined n the mud the last of his concerns.
Bread took him on his arms and went in the direction of the setting sun, and then they lived happily ever after!
A/N: OK, so this wasn't written by me, it was my friend going by nick Nefariel, but she doesn't have an account here, so i uploaded it here for her. the idea was born from an art in which sakura was throwing a sandwich in sasuke's face, i'll put the link on my profile.