Episode 1: Claire
RPT was over, and Claire wasn't sure how she was going to cope, from now on her time at SYN was to be strictly G-Rated. She stayed back after the finale to speak to the studio, "Look, SYN, i think from now on our relationship should be strictly plutonic, any sexual relations wouldn't be appropriate at 3pm on a Saturday afternoon" she checked the texts page "Are you trying to break up with me?"
"Pretty much, yeah"
The texts page remained unchanged for a few moments, before the reply "Oh, well, this is awkward, i wasn't actually interested in you"
So Claire was feeling rejected, and kind of embarrassed. This whole time the studio was interested in someone else, she thought about her encounters with the studio and it's tentacles. "Slaps, that fucking bitch"
It was a strange situation, who would of thought that ANYONE would have a thing for Slaps. Then she figured that the only person who Slaps would ever have a chance with would be this mutated radio studio that probably doesn't have the ability to see things (She had deducted this because of the fact that the Studio wanted to get with Slaps, and if it was able to see her, it wouldn't want to anymore).
She arrived home, glad that she had solved that dilemma in her life, yet still slightly upset about the fact that she wouldn't be able to ask for sexts in her new show… dude where's my hoverboard, 3pm Saturdays on 90.7 SYN FM (yes, even claire's brain shamelessly plugs shows).
She entered her house, Criddle and Callum had beat her home, Callum was already wearing his frilly apron and was preparing some modern foods. Claire sat down "I broke up with the studio" she said.
"Are you sure about that? I'm fairly sure it had the hots for slaps not you, obviously it doesn't have the ability to see"
"Okay fine."
"So now you're coming crawling back to Criddle and me, thinking we'll just be a happy threesome again?"
"Well.. I was hoping"
"Well sorry claire, we don't want you"
Criddle joined in "Well actually.."
"Noone asked you, Criddle" said Callum.
Tonight was a terrible night for Claire, she went to bed, because no matter how great Callums modern foods were, she had completely lost her appetite.