It all started with one crazy clan

by Nightclawthebrave

Thunderclan, the craziest clan beside the lake, are in fact, the craziest clan. But now, they are tired of being the only crazy clan. What will happen? Will the clans ever survive the craziness? Will nyan cat somehow be in this story? Well read this craziness and randomness filled story to find out, or don't and live an ordinary and boring life. Rated T because of craziness.

1. The beginning

Hello probably-parody lovers! This is my first parody so just tell me if I did something wrong, NICELY! I will ignore all mean comments! Okay, back to happy time. I hope it will entertain you! Disclaimer: I definitely don't own warriors!

The Beginning

In the middle of Thunderclan….

Firestar was planning something

Firestar: Hmm, this could lead to horror, tragedies, and unsuspected death. Yep! It's good!

Firestar then walks onto highrock.

Firestar: "All cats old enough to, uh, whatever it is!"

The cats crept out of their dens with sleepy pajamas on. A random elder threw a rock at him, but misses because of bad eyesight.

Firestar: "I have a plan!"

The clan oohed and ahhed for five minutes. When they finished, Firestar continued his speech.

Firestar: "Today, we are going to have crazy day!"

The clan: "Hurrah!"

And so they had crazy day. Graystripe took out his balloons filled with paint (which he was saving for over a moon) and Lionblaze took out his whip cream and sprayed it at everyone he saw.

Lionblaze: "Take that! And that!" (Sprays cream into his own mouth) "Yahoo!"

All of Thunderclan was crazy. Every clan knew that. The clans even threatened them to stop being crazy. But they just kept the craziness. Every one was enjoying the crazy day, except for Jayfeather, and he usually the craziest one (since he needs to release his anger). He was thinking up an idea. Then, a light bulb appeared over his head.

Jayfeather: "My head fur's getting a bit warmer than usual, I wonder why."

He than walked over to a drunken Firestar.

Firestar: "The best *hic* to where a *hic* striped sweater, is *hic* all the time!"

And around Firestar were also drunken cats.

Jayfeather: "How did you get so high?"

Firestar: "Catnip. *hic*"

Jayfeather: "Where did you get the catnip, the only place you could get catnip is IN MY DEN!"

Jayfeather ran into his den to check on his herbs.

Firestar: "We found it *hic* in your *hic* den."

Firestar then fell unconscious. Meanwhile Jayfeather was barb wiring his den. He came back with a poptart that had a little scraps of gray fur on it.

Jayfeather: "Rest in peace nyan cat, now Firestar eat this! You won't be high any more!"

He looked down to an unconscious Firestar. Jayfeather shoved the whole thing in his mouth. Firestar began to chew and his eyes snapped open. He then began to have rainbow fur and started floating.

Firestar: "~Hallelujah! ~"

Firestar then fell on his face.

Firestar: "ouch"

Jayfeather: "Hey Firestar, I have a better idea then all this c***."

Firestar: "Okay Jayfeather, tell me what c*** do you have?"

Jayfeather: "We really should have a crazy party, we really should! But I think that every time we do, it should have a theme."

Firestar: "Oh a theme song? That's easy; we'll copy the Pokémon theme song. ~I want to be, the very-"

Jayfeather: "Not a theme song! A theme! Like for example: the theme of Halloween is spooky stuff"

Firestar: "Okay I get you."

~silence~

Jayfeather: "So?"

Firestar: "So what?"

Jayfeather: "Are you going to accept my idea?"

Firestar: "Ya, sure!"

Firestar then gets onto highrock

Firestar: "Thunderclan! Get your butts in the clearing, NOW!"

Most cats were already in the clearing, but Dustpelt, Berrynose, Brambleclaw, and Ivypool came into the clearing with jet packs. Another random elder threw a rock at Firestar again, but hits Berrynose on his head instead.

Berrynose: "My face, my beautiful face!"

Berrynose then fell into a random pool of lava.

Firestar: "Jayfeather says that we should have themes for our crazy parties!"

The cats murmured within themselves

Firestar: "I also added something!"

Jayfeather: "That wasn't part of the agreement!" Firestar: "Heh, what agreement. I also want to spread the craziness to the other clans, so they won't be serious frowny cats!"

The cats cheered.

Firestar: "And to determine the theme, we have the wheel of themes!"

Squirrelflight and Leafpool come out in dresses and pull out a big wheel (you know, like the wheel of fortune kind of wheels).

The cats cheered.

Firestar: "And we shall begin, tomorrow!"

Clan: "Yay!"

This is how the system works. It works in two different ways. Here are two options, you could 1. Submit a review suggesting a theme for the story or 2. Leave the theme thinking to me. I'll pick the one I could write the most "interesting" with. I'll try to update every week!