NOTE: I AM VERY WELL AWARE PRINCE IS DEAD, AND THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY... Maybe

Prince was performing live outside of the wall that Trump built, to an enthusiastic crowd of over 30,000 people. He was in the midst of a passionate rendition of "The Beautiful Ones", a song that could move the most hardened to tears.

With the force of a thousand atomic bombs, he belted out "DO YOU WANT HIM?" "OR DO YOU WANT ME?" "'CAUSE I WANT YOU!" sending the Election-hardened audience into tears. He continued to scream out more lyrics:

"TELL ME BABY, DO YOU WANT ME!"
"I GOTTA KNOW, I GOTTA KNOW, DO YOU WANT ME!"

"BABY BABY BABY, LISTEN TO ME!"
"I MAY NOT KNOW WHERE I"M GOING BACK"

"I SAID I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT I NEED!"

"ONE THING, ONE THING FOR CERTAIN BABY, I KNOW WHAT I WANT"
"AND IT'S TO PLEASE YOU BABY, PLEASE YOU BABY"

"I'M BEGGING DOWN ON MY KNEES! I WANT YOU!"

Then, with all his might, he shrieked out "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"BABY BABY BABY BABY I WANT YOU!"
"YES I DOOOOOOOO!"

The audience was in hysterics, as the song, and the show, came to an explosive close.

"Thank you everybody, goodnight!"

And with that the show was over.

Prince then exited backstage into his dressing room. Once he left the venue into his car, a man walked into him.

"Who are you?" Prince asked.

"My name is Ty" he said. "Your throat must be sore from all that screaming, isn't it?" "Well, here's a drink i made". Ty then pulled out a flask of a strange purple liquid.

"You're not trying to dupe me into drinking Purple Drank, are you?" Prince said.

"No, this is much better than that my friend" said Ty.

"My friend? We just met precisely 32.67 seconds ago!" Said Prince.

"Oh well, just drink up". So Prince took the liquid from the man and drank it up. Immediately he spit it out.

"What in the actual holy hell did you put in this drink? Am I getting drugged?" The Purple One blurted out.

"Let's just say you're gonna get a lot more purple soon" Said Ty.

"What do you mean?" Suddenly Prince began to feel weird. He looked down at his arms and he saw that they were turning... purple!

Prince screamed "AUGGGGUGUauGUAuGUAuGUAuUGUAuGUAGUA!" as his body reshaped into the form of a purple rat, with big teeth- Prince Rogers Nelson had become a Ratatta.

"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Rattata-Prince asked.

"'Twas bored" Ty said.

"Better yet, HOW did you do this to me?"

"A handy case of Rattata-Transformation serum. They'll readily available at Tesco"

"Tesco?" Prince asked

"I bought it in London. They're still reeling from Brexit, so they tried some cash-grabs".

"So have fun trying to sing as a Rattata!" And with that he left.

Prince was angry as could be, but then he realized it wasn't so bad. After all, he was purple now! And he could still sing.

So Prince enjoyed his new life as a Rattata.