This is a one shot so don't expect it to be too long, But let's jump right in!
ON WITH THE FANFIC!
I was in bed, just chilling.
I looked at my phone
It was 11:00PM
"Ugh... I'm soooo bored!"
Then an idea came to me
'I should visit Discord!"
I took the small box i had out of my drawer
I switched the dial to the draconequus symbol and teleported
I reappeared in my second home
I saw Discord sitting on our polka dotted couch, smiling at me
Without warning I ran up and hugged him
Discord wasn't expecting it
"Whoa, unexpected hug!... Whats going on?" Discord asked
"I've come down with a serious case of boredom, You're the only one i know who can help."
Discord chuckled
Discord took me in his arms
"What do you say, we go out and prank?"
Pranking with the prank master?! YES PLEASE!
I nodded my head eagerly
Discord snapped his fingers and we teleported
Discord took me to a cloud, where we decided to prank ponies.
Discord was currently showing me how to prank ponies
"Okay, so this simple prank is a classic."
Discord found a victim and snapped his fingers
A few flying... Oranges? Appeared
They started chasing the pony
I couldn't help but laugh
Discord was laughing his head off.
Discord snapped his fingers to make the oranges disappear
After about a minute of laughing, Discord stopped laughing and wiped away a tear
"Okay... Now you try."
I looked around
I saw Rainbow Dash flying through the air
"Hey daddy." I said
"Find your victim?" Discord asked
I pointed to Rainbow Dash
Discord put on a mischievous grin
"Okay then." Discord said
I thought about how I could get the oranges to keep up with Rainbow Dash.
I then snapped my fingers
The flying oranges appeared
I then snapped my fingers again
They zoomed off and flew after Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash noticed them and began trying to lose them
But they kept up
I was dying of laughter
Discord was also dying of laughter
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, OH MY SIDES ARE HURTING!" I exclaimed
"PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PRICELESS!" Discord exclaimed
Both of us were howling with laughter
The fun ended shortly after though
An angry Rainbow Dash flew up to us
"Discord, you got some nerve pranking me!"
Rainbow Dash thought it was Discord who pranked her
Which is understandable
"Dashie, just let me explain."
Rainbow Dash wasn't listening
"Um... Rainbow Dash."
She didn't hear me
"Excuse me."
Still didn't hear me
She was just talking about how mad she was
Okay... Plan B
"SHUT... UP!"
Discord and Rainbow Dash looked at me
"Rainbow Dash, I was the one who pranked you."
"Really? I find that hard to believe."
...Seriously?
"Why?"
"Well, Flying oranges has Discord written all over it."
I sighed
Okay then... Initiating Plan C
I snapped my fingers and summoned more Oranges
I made sure Rainbow Dash saw me summon them
"You should probably start flying."
Rainbow Dash took off
"Get her."
The oranges zoomed towards Rainbow Dash
I heard Discord snicker
"Okay... As funny as that was... You may have taken it too far."
My ears drooped
"Yeah... You're probably right."
Discord picked me up
"Hey don't worry, it's all in good fun!"
I giggled
"Though, I gotta prepare for a scolding from Rainbow Dash..." I said
I snapped my fingers
"The oranges should be gone now."
Discord smiled
"I'm gonna take you somewhere special."
"Where?"
Discord snapped his fingers and we teleported somewhere else
Discord took me to a lake
"Are we gonna go swimming?" I asked
"Nope."
Discord snapped his fingers and the lake became frozen
"We're gonna go ice skating."
"I-Ice skating?"
Another one of my biggest fears revealed itself to me
I'm afraid of falling into the ice.
"I-I've never ice skated before..." I said
"Don't worry! I'll show you how!"
Discord took my paw
He then slowly pulled me onto the frozen lake
He let go of my paw and skated infront of me
"Now, there's a certain rhythm to ice skating."
Discord then proceeded to skate around the lake
I closely watched his foot pattern
"Now you try!"
Carefully I tried to recreate Discords foot movement
I then felt myself moving
I started picking up the pace
"You're doing it!" Discord exclaimed
I started giggling
I began twirling around a bit
"This is so much fun!" I exclaimed
Discord started skating right beside me
"It is isn't it?"
Discord and I started making shapes in the ice
I made a flower in the ice
Discord managed to make his own face
"How did you even make your own face?! That doesn't make sense!" I exclaimed
"But what fun is there in making sense!?" Discord replied
I chuckled
After we finished ice skating we went back home
Of course Discord turned the lake back to normal
And I did receive a scolding from Rainbow Dash.
But I did deserve it to be honest.
Discord and I were just laughing together
I took a look at the clock
"I think its about time I should leave."
Discords smile turned into a frown
"When will you be back?"
"I don't know."
Discord knelt down to me
"I haven't felt this happy in years."
Discord gave me a hug
"Thank you..."
I hugged back
"You're welcome daddy."
Once we let go, I took my small box and set it back to human
I waved to Discord and then I teleported.
And that's the one shot! Hope you all enjoyed this!
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This is Robert, Signing off!~