Jade West The Ghost Whisperer
How did I get here ? How could one near death experience give me the power to talk to ghosts ? and Most importantly how do I get them to leave me the fuck alone im going crazy here day in and day out here they are Jade help me , you can see me?, and can you deliver a message for me who the fuck do I look like FedEx ? You see I was filming a teen movie in San Diego when a stunt went wrong and I was hit over the head with a falling strobe light. I was in a coma for a month and a half and when I woke up I could see spirits. The first spirit I came in contact with was the ghost of a little boy who was killed in a skateboarding accident freaked me out because I thought I was dead too but that's besides the point. He wanted me to tell his mom that he was sorry and that he loved her and that he hid his life savings under the floor boards in his room which came out to be a decent amount of money and after that was over he went into his light and that was that or so I thought.
" Jade honey are you alright in there?" My mother asked
" Yea mom im good" I said
" Well your Aunt Miranda is coming for dinner and I want you to get ready for her arrival " Mom says.
Great Aunt Miranda she's my mother's baby sister and she's a fucking weirdo but so am I so to speak.
" Hey Jade"
" God Phillip what the hell are you still doing here I thought you went into the light a week ago" I said
" Well i wanted to tell you goodbye" Phillip said
" You told me goodbye three times and you even hugged me which i despise so what's the real reason?" I asked
" Jade I think im in love with you and I couldn't leave without telling you " he says
" You got lost didn't you?" i asked with a smirk
" Yes Yes I did and I need you to help me find my light again" he says
" Well that's going to have to wait my aunts coming over and after that ill help you but make yourself scarce in the mean time haha" I said
" Awesome" he said
Phillip was a high school football player with the IQ of a dead turtle his life ended in tragedy when he forgot to put his helmet on right and crashed into a goal post cracking his skull and crushing his spinal column he gives an all new meaning to the words dumb jock.
" Jade your Aunt is here" my mother says
" Jadelyn West you are definitely a sight for sore eyes " Miranda says as I descend from upstairs.
" Thank you so are you " I said
" Well get in here you I've missed you so much " Aunt Miranda says as she pulls me in for a hug
" Missed you too" I said
" Well ladies I'll let you two catch up I'll be back in a moment ' Mom says
" Where are you going Mom?" I asked
" I have to pick up a few things for dinner see ya later bye" Mom says
" Later sis" Aunt Miranda says
" Bye mom" I said
" So your mom told me about the accident how are you doing? she asked
" Fine I guess " I said
" No Ptsd or anything?" she asked
No but I can see ghosts who drive me crazy every 5 minutes I thought to myself.
" No I think im good " I said
Crash!
" What the hell !?" We said at the same time
" Aunt Miranda stay right here I'll be right back" I said
" Don't you think I should go with you Jade?" She asked
" Umm no I'll be fine I got these little babies here for protection " I said pulling out my scissors.
" Alright call me if you need me" Aunt Miranda says
" Gotcha" I said running up the stairs to my father's office and opening the door to find Phillip rifling through his closet.
" What in the blue fuck are you doing in here?" I asked angry as all hell
" Your dad has some pretty choice shit in here Jade" Phillip said
" What are you doing i told you to make yourself scarce until I got back" I said
" Well I got bored and since no one was in here i didn't think it would be a problem " he said
" If you dont get your ass out of here right now im going kick your ass into the afterlife and you'll be reincarnated with my foot in your ass" I say
" Jade are you o who the hell are you? " Aunt Miranda asked
" You can see me?" Phillip asked
" You can see him too" I asked
" Yes I can see ghosts Jade and now you can too" She says
" Holy shit " I said