A/n: Hi,I don't own any thing. Except the idea for this mindless story. BE WARNED THIS STORY COULD MAKE YOUR I.Q DROP 10 POINTS!
Sirius and Giant Fighting Chickens Don't Mix!
James was board. So he decided to make a Giant Fighting Chicken! He would name it Bob. 'Bob the Chicken. Yeah, that's cool.' James said to himself.
He did make Bob. It didn't take to long. Just an hour. According to James, it was the most boring hour of his life. When Bob came out the tip of James's wand James jumped for joy.
He and Bob stared at each other for a while. Then James got board again.
"Hey, Chicken! Bob, what do you wanna do?" James had asked the chicken. And Bob, being a chicken, didn't answer (Chickens can't talk. Who knew? Not James.). "Fine I never liked you any ways! You stupid bloody chicken! I'm going to hang out with my real friend Sirius any way!"
Just then Sirius walked up.
"Hey James! Whats up?" Sirius asked. Not looking at the bird. Probably because he didn't notice it (Or is to stupid to see it? Who knows?).
"Not so good…my stupid chicken, Bob, won't talk to me." James said while glaring across the room at a chicken that was right next to him (?).
"Do you think its evil?" Sirius asked in a hushed whisper so the chicken couldn't hear him across the room, only the chicken was RIGHT there (!)!
After hearing that Bob punched Sirius right in his eye. Sirius then punched Bob on the stomach. After a few more punches Bob and Sirius were in a fight. After a few seconds people were taking bets. Almost every body was betting on Bob, even Sirius's girlfriend of the day. But five Minutes later Sirius had the chicken in a headlock. Bob held up a white flag, and waved it. Sirius had won!
A lot of people lost money. In fact the only ones that didn't lost money were: Sirius, Bob (He's a giant chicken does he count as people?), James, and Remus (Who was taking a nap at the time).
So the motto of this fine story is as follows: James + wand + boredom scary.
And, Sirius and giant fighting chickens don't mix!
A/n: hi.. Um… yeah I've been up 19 hours straight! Hahahahahaha! REVIEW PLEASE, AND THANK YOU! HAHAHAHAHA
B/N: What? Sirius has a girlfriend? sniff But don't worry, my brain is still off for the summer so I was not damaged. As it was, I was quite amused.
Yes, we should take James' wand and use it to…you know, let's not finish the sentence.
A/N: I know... thanks again SlashyKitty