How to Care For Your Insane Best Friends
Always keep them under lock and key.
Never let them use wands that are snapped in half- especially when they backfire all the time.
Never allow Mountain Dew past security checkpoint.
Never trust people with man-eating-shark heads trying to rescue you by biting through ropes with razor sharp teeth that could cut through a small dolphin.
If you really-really want to ask a girl out don't wait till the last minute.
Don't allow your friends to run with scissors.
Don't turn homework in late, especially for Potions.
In Ron's words (and I totally agree with him), big snakes and spiders must die.
Beads must die.
Never snog your best friend's arch-enemy in public, and then go snog his brother.
Never drink a Shirley Temple before bed.
Never fall out a window.
Always say random stuff before bed.
Never open a cage full of angry Cornish Pixies.
Never trust talking food.
Don't allow your friends to use Instant Messaging. Things could turn out nasty.
Don't yell into the felly-tone…er, telephone.
Hang up if Uncle Vernon answers.
When in doubt, the answer's LIBRARY.
Hermione rules the UNIVERSE!
A/N- I got no. 3 from DO THE DEW by PotterPhan21. No. 8 I got from RON'S RULES TO LIFE by iheartblackdogsirius. Yes, she gave me permission.