It's the moment you've all been waiting for! MY awesome Kyuubi story has arrived! Nah I'm just kidding you its not awesome, unless you say it is but I'm pretty sure you wont hehe! Well anyway this is why I started fanfiction…to tell you the truth I never intended to show anyone this…. Cause its kinda stupid…so please don't laugh at me, if you need to laugh at me don't write it down, in other words just don't tell me k? Anyway, this is the first fanfic Ive ever done (I know I said this was the first or something on my other fanfics but that was a lie because I didn't think I would ever put this one up).

I don't and never will own the Kyuubi in any way. Which means no naruto either. 

Kyuubi Madness

Chapter 1

The Beginning

It was dark, there wasn't a star in the sky. Instead, there was a young ninja, jumping from housetop to housetop at full speed. Chasing him, were five other ninjas. The boy had blond hair and wore an orange and blue jacket and orange pants. He took the appearance of naruto but wasn't really naruto. The one thing different was his small crimson eyes.

"Damn it all, thoughs blasted humans just never give up!" He thought frustrated. "If I can just get myself out of this village and into someplace peaceful, I can get rid of this blasted seal once and for all!"

"QUICK! STOP HIM!" Yelled one of the ninjas behind him.

"Pff. Don't they already know that! Why do they need to yell it out again? A bunch of idiot humans!" He thought to himself angrily while dashing to were ever he thought he was going (this village was huge!). up ahead was the gate to the outside. There was two Japanese letters on them that read A, N whatever that meant. But just as the boy got to the gate, he was ambushed by three of the ninjas who were supposedly behind him. One grabbed his arms from behind him and the other two held him down in the front.

"NO! DAMN IT! AAHH!" He roared very frustrated at this point indeed. He bit the hand holding his arms back. When the last two of the ninjas chasing him caught up, one of them with scars all over his face said…

"I don't know how you got out Kyuubi, but were going to get you back in, how about that for a cup of tea eh?" And he took a huge scroll from his back and with the help of an extremely old geezer started writing stuff onto it.

"Shit!" Kyuubi thought angrily. "Ive got to do something fast, this might be the only chance I ever get!" And he bit the hand holding his arms back harder until it drew blood, scar face and geezer of all geezers had just about had the seal on the scroll ready! There was only one thing left to do, although it brought a discussing taste to his demon mouth just to think it. He let go of the hand he had been biting, there was now so much blood that it covered the whole hand. "Ok." He thought. "Here I go…"

"PLEASE DON'T PUT ME BACK! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK IN!"

The nine tails noticed a hesitation with scar face and old geezer, the three ninja holding him back loosened there grip, just a bit but still loosened.

"I'LL DO ANYTHING! JUST DON'T PUT ME BACK IN THERE! I BEG YOU!"

More hesitation, more loosened grip, but still was not enough.

"I don't know what your planning Kyuubi, but if we let you out you'd just come back to kill us all!" The old geezer said and continued writing on the scroll.

"No, really?" Kyuubi thought sarcastically. "Friggen humans! I hate you all!" "N-no I wouldn't." he lied and looked up into the human holding his arms back's face. He had white hair put into a ponytail and looked about in his fifties. They stared at each other for a moment and the fox did his killer puppy eyes face. If he could just get one human on his side….

"Ok." The white hairdo said. Kyuubi nearly fainted hearing these words. But what was the catch? He wondered for a moment if he was just dreaming of escape again and would wake up in that dreaded sewer cage any moment now, Before he realized, the humans were chatting to one another.

"ARE YOU KDDING ME?" Yelled scar face angrily.

"Calm down, you didn't let me finish." Said the white hairdo calmly. "We can let him wake up in naruto once a month. I'll watch him with my super watching skills you all know I have ¬¬."

"Hmm Jiraiyas got a good idea you know Ibiki." The geezer exclaimed. "He might stop trying to escape if he has this privilege."

This was all too good to be true! Being the brat naruto once a month was better then nothing! Then one of the men holding him down had to pipe up.

"But will naruto agree to this?" The man said lazily. This human wore a mask that covered his nose and mouth and showed only one eye, the other was hidden under his ninja head plate. He had silver hair that shot up and a dazed look in his eye. "What do you think Iruka?" Mr. One eye asked the other man holding Kyuubi down. This one had a strait line going over his nose and brown hair.

"I agree with kakashi, but if it stops the Kyuubi from trying to escape, it might be a good idea. Naruto will have to agree with this though!" Kyuubi didn't really know what was going on and nor did he care. All he wanted was freedom even if, just alittle.

Chapter End

See, I told you it was stupid, but I'll continue writing the rest out since ive already finished the story and only need to type it out on the computer. I give you a urgent plea to give me comments….just nothing that has you laughing at me because the story sucks.

Till Next Time…

Ps: What happens next huh? Kyuubi eats Ramen for the first time, will he like it? And how much will he eat to show Choji who has the bigger stomach?