Harry Potter and the Disturbing Detention
A/N We don't own Harry Potter.
Well what to say. I have a PHD in pervertedness and have decided to put it to good use mainly by torturing Harry Potter.
Snusnug
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Harry Potter was once again serving detention with Professor Snape. It had been a normal enough potion lesson until Draco Malfoy dared Harry to play a prank on Snape. He was of course caught had 25 points taken from Gryffindor and given detention.
So Harry was walking down the corridor to Snape's office and he thought he could hear music coming from Snape's office. Thinking he was imagining it he knocked and opened the door.
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Harry screamed at the site that met him and ran.
Much later in the Gryffindor common room Ron and Hermione were trying to find out why Harry was so pale, shacking and looked like he was going to throw up.
"Come on Harry you can tell us. What was it? Did you see Voldemort?"
"Much worse" was all Harry could say
"Snape naked"
"He was dressed up as Christina Aguilera from the video for Dirty. You know the one with the crotchless jeans and he was dancing and singing along"
Ron looked perplexed by all the words in that sentence but Hermione's eyes widened in shock before bursting out laughing.
"Its not funny it was the bit that went 'I wanna get dirty' and he was shacking h-his" Harry burst into tears "he was wriggling his bottom"
A/N We don't own Harry Potter.
Well what to say. I have a PHD in pervertedness and have decided to put it to good use mainly by torturing Harry Potter.
Snusnug
***
Harry Potter was once again serving detention with Professor Snape. It had been a normal enough potion lesson until Draco Malfoy dared Harry to play a prank on Snape. He was of course caught had 25 points taken from Gryffindor and given detention.
So Harry was walking down the corridor to Snape's office and he thought he could hear music coming from Snape's office. Thinking he was imagining it he knocked and opened the door.
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Harry screamed at the site that met him and ran.
Much later in the Gryffindor common room Ron and Hermione were trying to find out why Harry was so pale, shacking and looked like he was going to throw up.
"Come on Harry you can tell us. What was it? Did you see Voldemort?"
"Much worse" was all Harry could say
"Snape naked"
"He was dressed up as Christina Aguilera from the video for Dirty. You know the one with the crotchless jeans and he was dancing and singing along"
Ron looked perplexed by all the words in that sentence but Hermione's eyes widened in shock before bursting out laughing.
"Its not funny it was the bit that went 'I wanna get dirty' and he was shacking h-his" Harry burst into tears "he was wriggling his bottom"