I DO NOT OWN MAN OR ZOMBIE LOAN!! I DO OWN THIS CRAZY PLOT LINE FOR THE STORY HOWEVER!!!

I can't believe I'm actually doing my first crossover fanfic....I'm really happy I came up with this idea and I'm really excited to write it out now! This idea has been up in my mind cloud for sometime and I actually managed to plan it out. So please enjoy! Thank you!! ^_^


Children of the dead and forced....Gather around, dance around through this little song.

Travel through the warp hole of time,

Evolve right to the centuries of time.

Welcome to the modern age,

Return right back to the old age.

By this melody of this song,

Be careful of the order and loans.

With this power you may go,

Go forth and spread your sorrow to all.....

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19th Century......

"ALLEN!!" The said exorcist opened his eyes in surprise to see Kanda and Lavi above him, "Huh?"

"Stupid moyashi.....You're beginning to start this mission off wrong..."

"BaKanda," Allen shot back as he sat up, "I was just tired...."

"Well," Lavi frowned, "You have been sleeping a lot more lately. At least you're lucky you don't have a Panda waking you up a lot, man you're lucky Allen!" Allen let out a slight laugh, "I wouldn't consider it lucky Lavi." He stood up as Kanda began to walk ahead of them off the hill, "Come on, the Innocence might be in this city."

"Coming, coming Yuu," Lavi lazily called out as Kanda gave him a glare, "What did I say about using that name!?" Lavi yelled out in alarm as he dodged Mugen's illusion, "HEY!! Lenalee told you not to do that to me!!"

"Do you see her here?! I don't take orders!!"
"I'm gonna tell on you when we go back home!!" Allen sighed as Timcanpy fluttered around his head, "Should I tell them Tim?" The golem continued to flutter before landing on his head, "Huh, I guess I'll just wait until we get back to HQ. Than we'll figure out what that weird song is...."

"MOYASHI!!!" Kanda yelled out as he threatened Lavi with a pointed Mugen to his neck, "COME ON!!"

"I'm coming baKanda! And let Lavi go or I'll really turn you in to Lenalee!"

"I'm not afraid of-"

"Hahahaha! His hands are shaking! I-I'll shut up!" Lavi shuddered in fear as Kanda sent him a demon glare that could have burnt holes to through metal itself. Allen rolled his eyes and slid down the hillside to catch up to them, hopefully to allow Lavifree and to bicker with Kanda again....

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Hear the cursed children laugh and play,

Dance through the warp hole of time.

Screams of joyful death and songs of curses to the living.

Come all, come all to all times,

Spread your sorrow to all among.

Let them die,

Hear yourselves laugh.

Let them die and suffer.....

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21st Century.....

"GOPHER!!!"

"AH!" Michiru screamed out in surprise as she glanced around the streets, "HUH?! WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!"

"Tch," Chika scowled at the shinigami eyed girl, "We're on patrol for zombies! We need to get money!!" Shito nodded in agreement as Michiru woke up, "S-Sorry," she smiled weakly, "I-I haven't been getting enough sleep..."

"Your eyes are important," Shito told her, "Especially now since we're-"

"I-I know! More disappearances are happening," Michiru sighed, "And Bekko-san wants us to be more on guard and check it out...." Zarame, who too was asleep, woke up and glanced around confused. "The shinigami too?" Chika asked as Zarame glared, "Not my fault! This girl was tossing and turning all night! Anyone wouldn't sleep through that!"

"Oi! What he say?"

"N-Nothing important!" Michiru told her partners before looking at the small shinigami in her arms, "Please don't mention that Zarame-san..."

"Mention what?"

"N-NOTHING!!" she yelled again earning curious looks from the two boys, "L-Let's just continue looking around okay?"

"If you say so..."

"Okay gopher! Which way is the zombie?!" Michiru removed her glasses and looked beyond the crowd of people, flashes of colors and people went past her. "Ah! J-Just beyond about two miles away from here!"

"Let's go make some money!!!" Chika yelled out and hurried off as Shito stayed behind a bit next to Michiru, "You think you can keep up to Akatsuki?"

"H-Hai Shito-kun!" Michiru smiled as she placed her glasses back on, "Don't worry about me. Ever since we've been on these patrols more and more I've gotten a bit faster than before. I'll be right behind you and Chika-kun!" Shito nodded, "Alright Michiru..." Michiru smiled as he took off before frowning slightly as she replayed the song in her head. "You alright girl?"

"I'm okay Zarame-san...Just..."

"Just what?"

"Nothing important right now," she finally smiled, "I'll just tell everyone back at the office later."

"If you say so. It's up to you, whatever...." Michiru smiled again before running off quickly behind Shito.

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Wilt, wilt,

Burn, burn.

Sing this chant children of curses.

Akuma come,

Zombies come...

Sing this song,

Come together.

Go, go....

Kill, kill.....

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"So you say you haven't seen anything strange?" Allen asked the owner of the bakery as Lavi and Kanda stood outside the door, looking out. "Nope, nothing odd or out of the ordinary at all," the man told him as he watched his daughterplay around with Timcanpy, "The disappearances that were rumored around here are stopping. In fact, we haven't had a single person gone from this city for weeks and also the people missing have returned. It's a miracle indeed...."
"Well, that's good," Allen smiled politely as he watched Timcanpy fly back to his head, "Thanks...."

"But hey," the man called out before he left, "You may want to look around to be sure. The people who were missing have been...Odd...."

"Odd?"

"They haven't been seen outside their homes at all," the owner told him as his daughter hugged him, "They don't come out for anything at all. Not to eat, shop, or work....Also, the people that are their friends and family haven't been able to go into their homes."

"Hm, that is odd. Thank you," Allen replied as he stepped out, "Well?"

"The disappearances have stopped, but the people who have returned haven't been seen outside their homes or let people into their homes."

"Ooh creepy...."

"So is there an Innocence involved or what?" Kanda asked Allen, "Akuma?" Allen shrugged, "My left eye hasn't gotten any signs of Akuma at all since we came to this city."

"Maybe it's busted again," Lavi joked out only to receiveglares from both Allen and Kanda, "Not funny huh?"

"Not at all Lavi..."

"Baka usagi..."

"Sorry," the Bookman-in-training laughed nervously, "Just that well....Shouldn't we just tell Komui instead now!"

"Guess we can-" Allen stopped and turned to see a woman run past him, "What the?"

"Ruth! Ruth oh my god!" the woman cried out in joy as she hugged another woman that was behind them, "Oh, I haven't seen you in weeks-"

"E-Escape...."

"Huh? Ruth?"

"L-Leave me....I need to g-go away...To the other side..."

"Oh so you're going on vacation? Oh well, don't you want to-?!"

"I need to go NOW....." The woman shoved her friend away before running off ahead of her and of the exorcists, "Go, go, go..." Kanda glanced briefly at Allen, "Akuma?"
"I couldn't see," the fifteen year old exorcist told him, "For some reason, something was blurring my vision of her...."

"Than let's follow her now," Kanda told them as the woman ran around a corner, "She may be planning something."

"Already with you Yu-I mean Kanda!" Allen rolled his eyes as Kanda returned to his usually glare the-Lavi-to-ashes routine, "Come on baKanda and Lavi...." He dashed ahead of the two as they broke off eye contact and followed him.

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"Time to make some money!!" Chika yelled out as he slashed down the zombie who staggered a bit, "Akatsuki! Watch it!" Shito shot right on cue at the zombie as Michirubegan to round the corner, "Huh?" She frowned as she watched as her friends battled the zombie. The zombie was a young man, about in his late twenties it seemed. His eyes were blank with gray as his skin had red scars that seemed to have been burn marks of claws, "W-Wait...Zarame...Can you see that chain on the ring?"

"Yes," Zarame nodded as he floated next to Michiru, "This is not a normal zombie. This seems to be more. Hm? Wait, I've seen this before!"

"Really?"

"During the ages of the 19th century, this isn't a normal zombie as I said. This is far worse! But they're suppose to be gone...."

"What's suppose to be gone Zarame?!"

"What the hell is that?!"

"No way....This isn't a zombie....." Michiru gasped as a strange machine shed out of the man's body like snake skin, "W-W-Wha?!"

"Heh heh," the thing seemed to laugh out before gasping out an insane like giggle, "FREE!! FREE!! NO BLASTING EXORCIST!!" Michiru shuddered in terror as she watched the newly strange creature through her own eyes as her glasses began to slowly slide down her nose, "W-What is that....What is that?!"

"Don't take off your glasses!" Michiru blinked in shock as the creature glanced at her before her glasses hit the ground before screaming in terror at what she saw. "I'll kill you first!!" Zarame let out a yell of protest and shoved Michiru out of the way of the creature's strange bullets from its cannons, "Ah!"

"You alright Michiru?" Shito asked as he and Chika hurried over to her side, "We gotta get out of here quick...."

"Huh? Why?! We-"

"That thing is beyond our limits," Shito told Chikaharshly also struggling to reason with his words, "I've seen these things before....As a child long ago, we don't stand a chance."

"Are you running away you cowards?!" Shito glared and aimed his gun towards the creature shooting out bullets, "Akatsuki! Carry Michiru and head back towards the office! I'm going to keep this thing away as we run!"

"You're not-" Shito continued to shoot again this time right at the creatures forehead causing it to cry out in pain. Chika scoffed, but quickly scooped Michiru up and over his shoulder before running off as quickly as possible. Shito picked up Michiru's discarded glasses and quickly followed behind them, "Why is an Akuma here in this time?!"

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"ALLEN!! THIS THING ISN'T DYING!!!" Laviscreamed out as the woman crackled out a laugh as she continued to run over to him with long claws and a tongue of a snake, "WHAT IS SHE?!"

"I-I can't....Tell or see," Allen frowned as he too dodged the woman's claws, "Even my Crowned Clown can't do anything for her...."

"Move it!" Kandayelled out as he tried to hit her with his Mugen, only to have it blocked, "W-What?"

"I'm immortal!! I'm unbeatable!!"

"Immortal my-"

"Kanda! Behind you!" Allen yelled out in alarm as a man appeared behind his comrade. The swordsman flinched in pain as the man slashed through his shoulder with a spike like arm, "Tch-" Allen blocked the woman with his left arm to shield Kanda, "They're not Akuma or Noahs."

"So what are they?" Lavi yelled out as he tried to fend off a new woman with long whip like arms, "Our attacks are not effective at all!" Allen glanced around at the three deformed people around them. All human in appearance, yet with their eyes and inhuman weapons......"We got to run for it!"

"What?!"

"That's actually a good idea! I vote for it!" Lavi yelled out as he used a stamp of Fire to banish off the three, "RUN!!" Allen managed to drag Kanda, the stubborn swordsman let out a yell of protest which fell on deaf ears.

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"Ferryman!"

"Huh? Back so-"

"Akuma! Akuma here in the 21st century?!" Shito yelled out as soon as he entered the office, "Why are they here?!"

"Akuma? Here?"

"What was that creature Ferryman?" Chika finally asked as he set Michiru down on the ground, "Shito was freaking out as soon as we saw that....thing come out of..."

"So it's happening..."

"W-What do you mean Bekko-san?" Michiru asked as the blonde man paced back and forth from behind his desk, "What's happening?"

"Somehow, that creature is from another time century managed to slip through a type of worm hole to our time."

"Huh? What?!" Chika yelled out in horror and surprise, "But that doesn't make sense!!" Shito sat down, "That thing was an Akuma. Much like a zombie, but completely different. In the 19th century....They were weapons for a creature known as the Earl. I was quite young during that time, but I know there was a war during the century until the mid-late end of that time when I grew to be what I look like now. They were defeated by exorcists."

"Great so they were defeated, but why are they here now?" Chika questioned, "Dead things do not come back when they're free right?!"

"Someone is creating a disturbance that's alternating the design of time," Bekko explained as he sat back down at his desk, "This was said to happen, but I never thought it would happen now....Someone must be in the 19th century doing this from present time."

"Bekko-san," Michiru frowned as she held Zarame in her arms, "Does the song....Talk about cursed children dancing and happy as the living die or something like that?"

"A bit of it," the ferryman raised an eyebrow and stared at her, "How do you know?"

"....Over the past weeks, whenever I sleep I hear-"

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"I hear this weird song going on and on in my head," Allen explained to Komui through Timcanpy as Lavi and Kanda watched him as they hid in an alleyway a little far from where they had escaped. "Hm....I see...Well, good thing is," the supervisor explained, "Those aren't Akuma, but they're more trouble. They're apparently something more hard to take down that Akuma if your Innocence can't fight against them...."

"So what are they?"

"It's possible we're dealing with something called a zombie."

"A-A zombie?!" Lavi yelled out and laughed, "Y-You're kidding right?"
"I wish I was, but no," Komui frowned, "Zombies aren't like Akuma, they are happy to kill. They're immortal basically. That's about all I know."

"That's all you know?"

"Zombies aren't well known...But...Zombies that can appear human, but attack you with weapons made by their own bodies? That's beyond from the information I know...."

"So what now?"

"Stay hidden for now, I'll try to check more about zombies before-" Kanda heard a crash from behind them to see all three zombies before them. They smirked and began to go towards them, "Found you!!"

"Crap!!"

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"So we're doing what?!" Chika yelled out in shock as Bekko took out what looked like a boat paddle, "Doing back in time?! What about here?!" Chika yelled out, "What if this Aku-whatchayoucallit tries to multiple!! What if-"

"The time here will stop, except for the people of Z-Loan and anyone in this office like Yuuta." Yuuta smiled as he sat behind a computer, "I'll be here to make sure nothing bad happens so don't worry!"

"A-Alright," Michiru nodded as Bekko began to form a circle in the floor, "Hm?"

"Yuuta, make sure this office stays in place when we return."

"Hai!!" Michiru blinked in surprise as the circle glowed and they seemed to slip into a void of darkness before it became full of flashes of light. "Huh?"

"AH!! COOL!! WE'RE FLOATING!!"

"C-Chika-kun," Michiru sweat dropped as the boy began to flap his arms around and spin in midair as Bekko stood still along with Shito, "We'll be moving now so stay still..."

"What do you-AH!!!!!" Michiru screamed out in fear as the void began to shake and before a huge gust of wind pulled them back, "FERRYMAN!!!"

"Just remain calm."

"HOW CAN WE REMAIN CALM WHEN IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE IN A FREAKIN' ROLLER COASTER OF DEATH!!" Michiru screamed out as Shito was beside her as well as squeezing poor Zarame in her arms causing him to choke a bit, "Oh sorry Zarame!"

"Just let go! Just let go! Sheesh woman....Don't freak out so easily...."

"B-But this thing is going too-"

"Ow! Ow!" Chika yelled as he hit the sides of the warp hole, "This is painful!"

"Quit squirming around than..."

"HOW CAN YOU ACT ALL COOL!!?!"

"This is where we separate...."

"Huh? Separate?" Michiru's eyes widen in fear as the warp hole formed two tunnels, "Uh...B-Bekko-san?!"

"You'll be with three exorcists, help them with the zombies," the ferryman said simply, "If you do, I'll triple your pay."

"YES!!"

"Bekko-san! That's just-"

"Bye." Michiru screamed out in shock and surprise as the gust of wind stopped pushing them and shoved the three of them off into the right tunnel, "WHY?!"

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"Lavi!" Allen cried out as the Bookman-in-training was thrown to the wall by the female zombie with whip arms screamed in joy, "Flesh....Eat..." Lavi groaned as he tried to swing his hammer with all his strength only to have the woman go through his defenses and slash through his sleeves to his arms, "Tch...They're not playing around at all do they?"

"No," Kanda panted as he held his ground against the male zombie as Allen tried to use Edge End on the snake female zombie, "I can't see the soul or even trace any pain at all!"

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" A crash was heard behind him as he glanced to see three teens in a small pile, "STUPID FERRYMAN!!! HE COULD'VE GAVE US A IDEA THAT WE WOULD'VE HAD A ROUGH LANDING!!!!"

"Shut up, I can hear you right next to my ear you baka...."

"Chika-kun, Shito-kun....Z-Zombies...Two centimeters away from us." The two males glanced up to see the three exorcists as well as the zombies, "Heh....Finally! Something I know how to take down!" A boy with silver hair smiled as he stood up with a somewhat cocky smile on his face, "Here we go bonus!"

"Don't go into it yet you dummy," another boy with dark blue like hair frowned as he helped a girl with glasses up, "Hands..."

"Z-Z-Z-loaners....."

"Here?!"

"That's right zombies," the silver boy smirked as he gripped his hand at the wrist yanking it off earning a somewhat disgusted sound from Lavi who was close enough to see him actually do it, "So, which one's gonna be first?"

".....You seemed to have done a number on these exorcists," the other boy frowned as he threw his own detached hand at the other boy and caught the one that was thrown at him, "Well, you're fun is over now...." Allen flinched in shock as his left eye became more active and he saw the chains that were on the boys' wrists as weapons formed for each of them as they placed the hand onto their wrists, "What?"

"MONEY TIME!!" The zombie near Lavi screamed as the silver haired teen slashed through it, killing it in the process, "AH!!" Lavi blinked in shock and watched as the other boy shoot at the ones near Kanda and Allen. The male zombie dodged and leaped up onto the side of the wall only to be caught by the other boy. "Are you three alright?" the girl asked them as they watched, "H-Huh? Oh we're okay...."

"Thank goodness," the girl sighed in relief, "By your injuries....Those zombies must have been tough, but Chika-kun and Shito-kun will help you out now."

"Um...R-Right," Allen said nervously, "Uh...Who are you three?"

"Four! It's four!"

"....What...The...Hell...Is...That?" Kanda slowly questioned looking at the small chibi in the girl's arms as it squeaked out something. Allen glanced and screamed a bit, "O-Oh...I-I didn't see that..."

".....It looks like General Cross a bit huh?"
"....Yes...It does,"Kanda and Allen thought bitterly as the chibi squeaked more in anger, "Huh? 'Quiet gawking at me and pay attention! Akuma may show up if you guys don't watch your surroundings! Man, no wonder you exorcists spend months in the medical wards.' Um, Zarame-san, what does that mean?"

"....The look alike Cross chibi...."

"Just insulted us?"

"......That's a very interesting toy."

"I'M NOT A TOY!!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Lavi cried out as the chibitook out a random scythe and began to pound his forehead with it, "Stop it! S-Stop it now!!!"

"Oh my! Zarame-san! Stop!!" Allen blinked in surprise as well as Kanda as the girl chased after the chibi, ".....What's going on?"


Random ending huh? ^^ I just love Zarame-san's wrath, it's so cute when he's a chibi!!! Okay, well this is the end of this first chapter of my first ever crossover fanfic! Thank you so much for reading! Now, this is where I need help the most! I've been trying to think of good pairing ideas, but I can't seem to decide which ones to place into this. So....I want you guys to give me your ideas! I want your full opinion on the pairing ideas so if you could please help me with your suggestions. Thanks again for reading and I hope you help me as I type on! Until next time!!! ^_^