Ok I've had this stuck in my head for atleast a month now, finially perfecting the first two chapters in my head at work, as opposing to actually concentrating on my work. I would like to make a few notes before I begin

1: There will be random crossovers from anime, cartoons, and othersthat serve no purpose other than to amuse me.

2: I currently have little idea where this fanfic will be going.

3: This is 100 original, never seen a fanfic of this type, and I hope to keep it top quality, so i may sacrafice punctuality for quality and originaity.

4: I also promote quality so updates may be slow for quality reasons. By qwuality, I mean content, not grammer/spelling

5: All characters, settings, etc belong to thier respecable owners

6: I'll keep tally of those who FIRST post who the random crossovers are, and a winner will be decided at the end. Reward, probolly nothing, but hey, I may mail you a check! But if noone guesse a crossover by the time the next chapter is posted, then no one will get credit.

Ok, with that crap out of the way, I shall post my disclaimer for all to hear.

ONLY THE STORY LINE IS MY CREATION. UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE, SOMETHING BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE. I AM IN NO WAY INTENDING TO DO THIS FOR A PROFIT, ALTHOUGH 'QUALITY TIP' WOULD BE FINE AND ENCOURAGED. ANY AND ALL CROSSOVER ACKNOWLEDGMENTS WILL BE DEALT WITH IN THE FOLLOWING CHAPTERS.

Ok, Let's get this party started!


A lone figure was sitting in a dark room alone. Staring at a single rose given to him by a love, tears fell knowing what was abouyt to happen. Not of sorrow, but of relief. He knew of the plot against him, he knew of the danger, but he was tired of running. It was time to finially give up. Slowly, a mob was heard from over a hundred feet below as the light of torches came into veiw. Led by a tall handsome mand and his shorter chubbier companion, they chanted 'Kill the beast!' over and over again. He never did anytrhing to them, but he didn't care anymore. The one he loved left him, and he was already dead inside.. Suddenly, heavy doors burst open as a maid rushed in panick stricken.

"Sir! There's a lar-" She was cut off by the man, if he was one anymore.

"I know, let them come. Evacuate the castle, I'll be fine here."

"But sir! You can't-"

"Now!" he roared. She trembled, but bowed, signaling her understanding

"Hai!" She complined with his demand and within moments, the whole castle was empty, save for one lone figure in the tallest spire. Slowly, hi picked up a picture, as old memories flooded him, ones that were best left forgotten. There he was, a young energetic boy who only wanted a little recognition. Well, now he had it, and they recognized that he needed to be dead. He grew taller, yet shorter at the same time. He was always hunched up. His once bright golden locks were now mainly deep red, the same color as fresh blood. A furry tail of the same color was exposed, twitching with anxiety. The his left, was what he thought a friend, turned traitor. The right, his young crush who shriek and almost killed him when she found out what he really was. Behind the three, was a teacher that didn't care. All happy, so damn happy. It really pissed him off.

Angry, the threw the picture against the wall, shattering the frame. In a fury, he destroyed the room. Punched the wall, threw things, ripped pictures, and destroyed everything. Well, almost everything. In the middle of a table, still in one peice, was a single rose, rapidly wilting.

A large crash was heard as the mob finially broke through the front doors. The leader proclaimed in triumph.

"Take anything and kill anyone you want, but the beast is mine!" He readied his weapon and climbed the stairs. And boy there were stairs, a lot of them actually. But soon, he got there. Barging open the doors, he saw the creature holding a delacite rose. It almost seemed like he was crying, but it was to late know.

"I'm going to enjoy this alot demon." he taunted as the leader fired a bow right in the back of the creature's shoulder. He roared in pain, but did nothing. Agitated,. the man punched the creature through the window onto a leadge leading to a perch.

"What's the matter? Too soft to fight back? Face it, she's mine now and there's nothing you can do about it. It's time to die, Uzumaki Naruto." The man gloated as he redied a kunia for the cratures spine. But alas, it was not to be. Below, a small woman, almost ant sized (they were very high up) was riding across the bridge to his castle.

"Naruto! No! Fight back, there's still hope!" The creature looked up. He couldn't believe it.

"Hinata? You, came back?" Just as a smile crossed his face, he felt a sharp jab of pain as the kunai was dug deep into his back. Normally, this would cause paralasys, but the creature was too tough for that. Angrilly, he turned around and punched the guy back through the window. he jumped into the room after him. Meanwhile, Hinata rode her horse in the caslte and up the stairs.

Naruto was facing an opponent, for the first time in his life, he wanted to kill someone. He could forgive the whole turning Konoha into a mob against him, but betraying his love, Hinata, was something he could not let go so easilly. His blue almost purple eyes, with the pupils permantally slitted vertically, narrowed on the man. almost too fast for the human eye, a series of seals were performed as chakra was welled up inside the man's chest.

"Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu!" A strong fireball was unleashed at Naruto. After a longer set of seals in a fraction of the time, he summoned a reflection jutsu

"Makyou" he wispered as the large flame was intensified a thousand-fold and returned at the enamy, which was easily dodged as the attack was slowed down a bit. But two things happened that wasn't counted on. The first, though Naruto knew of it, was the blast radius. When it exploded, the area effect gave the enamy first and second degree burns on most of his body. The second one was the a larger surprise to both of them. For as the blast was about to make contact with the door, it was kicked open by a horse with one Hyuuga Hinata riding bareback. She was singed horrrably. She was either lucky, or unlucky, depending on how you see it, to be alive. The man looked on in horror.

"Wha, what hae you done?" His disbelief was instantly turned to anger. "YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED HER!" Ignoring the man, Naruto was at her side, trying to wake her up.

"Hinata-chan? Hinata-chan! No! You can't go, I won't let you, I love you!" The young woman smiled weakly. Despite the fact that her face was black with horrific burns, she was never more beautiful. She tried to speak, but he knew what her lips were saying, her dying message. 'I love you too, my prince.' The hand he was holding went limp as the woman he loved, along with the last bit of his humanity died. Tears never came, but his eyes turned icy cold. Unfortunally for the man, he didn't know when to shut up.

"YOU MONSTER!" He screamed as he drew his sword, aiming for the throat. Naruto just chuckled.

"I wasn't before, but now, you are right." He stood up, calmly performing a very long series of seals. "Kyuubi, it's time to finish what you started fifteen years ago." Just as the sword was about to strike, decapitating him, a three letter word was said, condemming the world to eons of damnation.

Outside, the sky was darkening as the clouds swirled over the tower as if a tornado was forming. One word was echoed across the land.

"Kai!(release)" As if summoned, a giant nine tailed fox appeared as it looked towards the wretched village of Konoha. The body of naruto was torn to pieces from the force of Kyuubi escaping form his prison. Before anything else, the fox ate the leader of the mob. Being in Kyuubi's stomach was the worse thing ever. One would be digested forver. With Kyuubi's chakra constenlt healing you, an eternity of pain awaited those as digestion slowly took place. Eventually, you be digested completely, but it was a long and painful trip. Bloodthirsty eyes narrowing towards the village, it spoke.

"I dedicate this bloodbath to you, kit.You did your father well, to hold out this long." Soon, screams of death were heard as Konoha was destroyed.

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Arashi bolted up, sweating like hell. He looked around, trying to get re-enquated with reality. He looked down at his work, reading over them. Pushing the disturbing dream aside, he smiled as he saw that the new jutsu was completed. He could finially summon it. He didn't care about his life, or the fact tha Konoha had to either reinstate the Third or find a Fifth. As long as she survived with the kid, nothing matter. Not Konoha, not his life, nothing. She just HAD to survive, but know he can make it so. A knock on the door stirred him from his thoughts as a masked ANBU entered.

"Hokage-sama! She has begun. Due to her ilness, the doctors recomends a C-section." The fouth nodded in acknowledgment.

"Of course, I'll be there shortly."

"Hai!" The ANBU left in a blur to relay the message The Fourth gathered up the scrolls and notes as he headed for the maternity ward. Apon arrival, he saw her wife, relaxed under the drugs as doctors dug into her womb to retrive the yet to be born child. He clapsed her hand in his for support as the doctors did thier thing. Nothing was said, aside for the surgons' order for another instrument, as nothing was needed to be said. They waited for what seemed like eternity. Finially, a bald, screaming boy was held up. He didn't want to get out, it was cold out here, and warm in there. With the umbilical cord cut by a pround father, and a loving mother holding him gently in her arms, he quieted down. Arashi was the first to speak.

"He has your pretty eyes" He bent down, kissing her forehead.

But your strong chin" She replied. "He is going to grow up a strong, gentle man, I can tell." She smiled sweetly. "Won't you, Uzumaki Naruto." he gurgled after hearing his name, content with it. But Arashi felt his stomach do somersaults.

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"It's time to die, Uzumaki Naruto." The man gloated as he redied a kunia for the cratures spine.

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He remembered the nights dream, but prayed to kami that it was wrong. After all, they needed Kyuubi to attack, and that wasn't happ- His thoughts were cut short as a silver haired ANBU burst in. His wife had just gave birth to the most beautiful child in the world, so h prepared himself for the worst, but he didn't expect this news.

"Hokage-sensei! We're being under attack! It's the Kyuubi!. Sir, it's back." He trembled with fear. No matter how many missing and enamy nin you kill, nothing prepared you for a full fledged demon, let alon the infamous Kyuubi, the strongest of them all. This time, the Fouth's insides felt as if someone was doing numerous rasengans in it. He turned to his wife to tell the worse thing a new mother could ever hear.

"I'm sorry, but I'm going to need Naruto." He gently tried to pry him from his wife's unyeilding arms. She remainded silent, but her eyes told him that not even Kyuubi could pry him away from her. "It is the only way, trust me. He will be in no way harmed. However," He paused, unable to continue. As she looked into his eyes, she understood. She was dying from an uncurable disease, won't last much longer than a day. He was going to sacrafice himself, for the village. No, for thier son. Slowly, her groip gave as he took, no, stole her prized possesion. The first, and only life, she has ever created.

Turning to the ANBU, the Yodamine spoke.

"Get the third, now. Bring him into my office." Taking his scrolls, he left with Naruto in hand. The last part of his dream refuseed to leave him. He knew what he had to do, there was no other choice.

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"I dedicate this bloodbath to you, kit.You did your father well, to hold out this long." Soon, screams of death were heard as Konoha was destroyed.

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The Third and Fourth were in Hokage Tower as Arashi wasted no time in explaining the situation.

"Kyuubi is attacking, and nothing we can do will kill him. However, I think that we can seal him. In this boy, my son." He placed Naruto on the desk as he started to cry from lack of warmth, food, and love. He had to get used to that feeling quick, because love is something that a demon carrier will ever get. "But, I had a revalation last night. If just Kyuubi is going to be sealed into the boy, then the village will rise against him. In an attempt on taking his life, which he welcomed, he saw his Hyuugan lover, which gave him the will to fight, but she was killed in battle. Thus, he let Kyuubi out, destroying his body, Konoha, and I'm sure many other villages." Sarutobi just nodded as he ingested the information.

"But, how are you going to seal him?" Arashi placed the scrolls down for him to examine. "So far, I can only seal to soul into a newborn, and a sacrafice has to be made o the Shinigami. But, I may be able to seal myself in his body also, to keep the Kyuubi in check. I don't know what it would do to his chakra coils, but he should be able to handle it. After all, He is his father's son." He smiled weakly.

"I understand my friend." The third reasurred Arashi, placing his hand on the Fouth's shoulder. I won't tell of Kyuubi, but, I think that they should know that you are in here, in case the demon resurfaces. Just enough for them to know what happened to you." Arashi agreed to the idea.

"Of course, raise him as an orphan, his parents died valiently to protect the village. Let him be known as a hero, but let him know nothing, not untill it is time." He took of his Hitate, placing it on the desk next to a scroll. "I want you to give him this when he's old enough, and sign the n contract. Gambunta should meet him." Picking up the child, he stepped outside, heading for the walls as he gave the order to retreat.

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Kyuubi was laughing in voctory as the little ants scurried away in fear. Little did he know was that there was a plan for his doom. But he saw one little ant staring defiently at him. Kyuubi sensed trouble from this. He was about to squash it and be on his way as he say it bite his hand and yell

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" Suddenly the small any was on the head of a very large frog.

"Gambunta" The demon lord growled. Though never met, Kyuubi heard of the frog boss. He was agile and very skilled with a blade, but was no match for him. As if to answer the challenge, the frog drew his three hundred foot 'knife', ready for battle.

"you're going to be defeated today." Gambunta spoke with determination. The fox just laughed as they lunged for each other. The frog's knife was caught by the foxes mouth as he nearly clawed out Gambunta's eye out. Spitting out the blade, it landed a few miles away, taking out many trees as it slid. Despite a bleeding face, the frog boss smiled.

"You were the best subordinate, ever." Kyuubi tilted his head in confusement. Did the frog just call him a subordinate? Then he saw something missing: the ant. Suddenly, he felt cold as three words changed his life forever.

"Fuuinjutsu Shiki Fuujin!" Infront of him was something that no demon should ever see, especially the strongest one of them all, a shinigami, a death god. It spoke with the ant, no, warrior. Anyone who could summon a death god had to be strong.

"Oy, baka, the hell you summon me here for?" The death god with spiky red hair, and what appeared to be an attitude problem. He looked up at the Kyuubi and scoffed. "It's still alive, not my problem." It turned around to leave, but Arashi yelled.

"Hey, HEY! Get back here damn it!" The red head scoffed and faced the fouth, sword hanging over his shoulder.

"What?"

"I want you to take this demon's soul, and my soul, and put it into this new born." The Shiniagami raised an eyeborw in puzzlement.

"Why when I could just kill it outright. But since you insist... Zabimaru, extend!" He whipped his sword as it morphed into something new. It grew longer and had notches sticking out at even intervals. He raised and twirled his sword as it swung around like a whip. It extended and lunged into the demon's chest, pulling it oput it's soul and throwing it carelessly into the child. "Well, your turn, any last words?" The fourth faced the frog boss and opened his mouth to say goodbye, but was instead, piersed with the sword and had his sould dragged out and placed in the boy. Both bodies dissapered as Gamubunta used his tounge to safely lay the child down. He couldn't help but stare at the death god, amazed by the fourth. The good news was that the shinigami was able to kill the demon outright. The bad news, he was an arrogent prick.

"The hell are you looking at, you want in too?" the red head asked the frog boss. Quickly, he shook his head and poofed back home. Sword back to normal, the death god shrugged and stabbed the air. Turning it a quarter clockwise, a portal opened as he stepped through, annoyed more than anything.

Saroutobi picke dup the crying child, amazed at what a jerk the death god was. He hoped that if he had to use that technique, that he got a differant one, unless he was the only one. Wow, the afterl life sure was scary. He jumped from tree to tree, trying to get a speech in his head of why the Fourth was sealed inside this seemingly random child.


Wow, end chapter one. I have two crossovers here. The one is an obvious character cross, while the other is more of a setting I stole from somewhere. You all will smack yourself when you don't get this.

Anyway, I enjoyed making this chapter a lot, can't wait till I start chapter two. I can't promise, hell, I can almost garentee, that the other chapters won't be as long as this. I really hope that you enjoyed this start, and I wish you well in giving me lots of posative reviews. Cause if I don't recieve any, pow, Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser. Ahem, anyway, expect some awsomeness, and many more Family Guy moments ahead. But first a preview.

"Okay..." Iruka said with uneasieness as Sasuke gave his 'report'. Surely there must be someone in the village he cared about. Oh well, he wondered who Naruto chose to be his precious people. Naruto stood up, no paoer in hand,m and prepared for his serious speech.

"When people think about precious people, they think of family, friends. But, I have none, none that is real anyway. I don't have any real friends. Parents just force kinds to be with me because of what is inside me, my parents." Iruka sat up in shock. How did he know already? And what more, If Arashi wasthe father in Naruto's mind, then who was this 'mother'?

I hope you enjoyed!