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A/N:I getteth me revenge now.By The Way, flamer who said all those mean
things about me?Did you know that that's harassment?I COULD
report you to ff.net......but i wont this time. Anyways,this is a spoof offa a classic
xmen story that i hath madeth into an Evo story so....yes....
It was a hot spring day at Bard College, Ms. Rachel Van Helsing, having the school session
been almost over, she was finally free of her duties as a world reknowned Anthropologist,she needed a change
of life. "And so class-" Suddenly, a student raised his hand. "Yes, Mark?" Rachel said hurrying to leave.
"Do you have anything to do, considering your name and proffession and all, with Bram Stoker's writings?"
"Ofcourse not, Mark. All of his stories are fictitious." Rachel said, as a chill ran up her spine. "Class
dismissed, I trust you will return on Thursday." As Rachel was walking home, she remembered
what Mark has said."I only told him a half-truth" She thought."My family has been hunting for
Dracula for centuries, NOW I AM FINALLY FREE!" As she stepped into her beautiful home,
She heard, "Velcome, Rachel. Enter of your own free will." The mysterious voice said.
As she saw the Dracula which she has thought him dead, something happened
That would change her life forever.
"So be alert, citizens. There is a cereal murderer on the loose impersonating a vampire,
he has killed 5 people and their bodies have dissapeared. The latest victim was
Ms. Rachel Van Helsing, the world reknowned anthropologist." The TV reporter reported.
(Obviously) "Hey, Ororo. would you shut that crap off? There may be mutants, but no vampires.
This is shit." Logan said.
After the institute went to bed, someone had snuck out. "Heh. "Vampire
Or Not?" time to see if this guy is REALLY a vampire." Evan said, as
he loaded up his camera gear. He had wanted to make up for
leading ol'Sabes to the institute. As he skateboarded downtown,
he heard a bonechilling scream. "Action!" He said
as he boarded down the dark alley. Then he saw a group
of people circling around a beautiful woman screaming.
"Help Someone!Help meeeeeeeeee-e-e-e-e-e-e! She said
sadly. "Hey! Better back off!" Evan said. Suddenly,
without warning, a person lunged at him a an unhuman speed.
He extended his toothpicks, and to no avail, the person landed through a
a bunch of them. "Whoa, right in the heart." Abruptly, the
human let out a scream then disinigrated into nothing.
"Holy shit! They ARE vampi-AGH!" Evan said as he just
got bit.
A/N:TAKE THAT!MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N:I getteth me revenge now.By The Way, flamer who said all those mean
things about me?Did you know that that's harassment?I COULD
report you to ff.net......but i wont this time. Anyways,this is a spoof offa a classic
xmen story that i hath madeth into an Evo story so....yes....
It was a hot spring day at Bard College, Ms. Rachel Van Helsing, having the school session
been almost over, she was finally free of her duties as a world reknowned Anthropologist,she needed a change
of life. "And so class-" Suddenly, a student raised his hand. "Yes, Mark?" Rachel said hurrying to leave.
"Do you have anything to do, considering your name and proffession and all, with Bram Stoker's writings?"
"Ofcourse not, Mark. All of his stories are fictitious." Rachel said, as a chill ran up her spine. "Class
dismissed, I trust you will return on Thursday." As Rachel was walking home, she remembered
what Mark has said."I only told him a half-truth" She thought."My family has been hunting for
Dracula for centuries, NOW I AM FINALLY FREE!" As she stepped into her beautiful home,
She heard, "Velcome, Rachel. Enter of your own free will." The mysterious voice said.
As she saw the Dracula which she has thought him dead, something happened
That would change her life forever.
"So be alert, citizens. There is a cereal murderer on the loose impersonating a vampire,
he has killed 5 people and their bodies have dissapeared. The latest victim was
Ms. Rachel Van Helsing, the world reknowned anthropologist." The TV reporter reported.
(Obviously) "Hey, Ororo. would you shut that crap off? There may be mutants, but no vampires.
This is shit." Logan said.
After the institute went to bed, someone had snuck out. "Heh. "Vampire
Or Not?" time to see if this guy is REALLY a vampire." Evan said, as
he loaded up his camera gear. He had wanted to make up for
leading ol'Sabes to the institute. As he skateboarded downtown,
he heard a bonechilling scream. "Action!" He said
as he boarded down the dark alley. Then he saw a group
of people circling around a beautiful woman screaming.
"Help Someone!Help meeeeeeeeee-e-e-e-e-e-e! She said
sadly. "Hey! Better back off!" Evan said. Suddenly,
without warning, a person lunged at him a an unhuman speed.
He extended his toothpicks, and to no avail, the person landed through a
a bunch of them. "Whoa, right in the heart." Abruptly, the
human let out a scream then disinigrated into nothing.
"Holy shit! They ARE vampi-AGH!" Evan said as he just
got bit.
A/N:TAKE THAT!MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!