Minnie the babysitter
"Once upon a time, Dennis, a young lad who likes to cause chaos round Beanotown. Well, once he was taking a stroll round a street I can't remember and got his trusty dog sidekick Gnasher a bone, but not the kind of bone you'd think it was, it was big, because like I said earlier not the kind of bone you'd expect it was, it was a doghouse, did I mention he was a dog? Anyway, he gave it to him and guess what he did? Yes, he rolled it on Beanotown! Well, he didn't mean to, he just did. Luckily it only flatted school. WA-HOO, yelled the kids, and they didn't go to school till' 2 years later, the end!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"What was that, that has to be the most terrible story I've ever heard Minnie", said one of Minnie's children who she babysitting." "Yeah, Minnie that was horrible!!!" Yelled the other.
"I thought it was gonna be fun telling you kids what to do", I mumbled. "Well it wasn't, was it?!" " Will you be quiet!! I yelled. Now why won't we just watch "The adventures of Jodie Wilson?" "Well, it's better than being with you!" "Ugh.....". I quickly turned the TV onto "The adventures of Jodie Wilson ".
"How could these weirdos think this is better than a minx, I mean come on, they're not even adventures, only shabby dreams of princesses and dragons!! Pretty pointless if you ask me, I could of been making out with Dennis, I HATE BABYSITTING, I WANT TO SIT ON THE BABY NOT THIS!!! Well it can't get worse", I thought to myself.
"Why won't we go get some ice cream?" "Again, better than you Min!!!" "Wanna bet?!""Yeah, tomorrow voting with loads of people!! "Deal!" "Yeah!"
TOMMOROW
"Well what won me or the ice cream?""I don't believe it, but you!" "Ha, told you!" "But, that's only because you done your homework yesterday, or should I say a ΒΌ?" "Errr...,dad," "What?" "Hi."
" MINNIE!!!!"