Hello! This is supposed to be a funny fic. ^^ Me and my friend ShadowHawk225 are doing this together. If you want me to continue with the madness, just send me an e-mail or a reveiw and tell me where you want it to be. I'll put in you guys too if ya' want! ^.^ Tell me what you want your character to act like and stuff like that though.
Disclaimer: Yuu Watase;s stuff is hers...the idea and junk is mine. Big whoop! *sigh* I want Ami-ai!!!
Okay! Let the madness insue!
The seishi meet coffee: Chapter 1
Ami: *sees Tasuki snoring* Moron...*fwaps him over the head*
Tasuki: *Snot bubble pops* Hey! What the hell was that for?
Ami: Nice...*yawn* It's time to wake up morning glory!
Tasuki: Shut up will you? I'm not in the mood. I just can't wake up, okay? Gotta problem with that?
Ami: No, but you do apparently.
Tasuki: *Growls* I gotta problem with you bein' such a smart @ss in the morning!
Ami: Okay okay! *puts hands in front of face* Touchy! *Sigh* Well, lets find something that'll wake us up. You're not the only morning person around here.
Tasuki: *Looking through cabinets* What the hell is this? *Hold up package of instant coffee*
Ami: Uh, the little thing on the front that say's 'instant coffee' could give it away.
Tasuki: *Chucks coffee at Ami's head* Shut up!
Ami: Oi! Don't start acting like my brother! There's enough yoyo freaks in the world already ya' know!
Tasuki: I am not totally awake, okay? I do not like getting up. What's the coffee stuff do?
Ami: I honestly have no idea. You wanna' try some? It looks like something you'd drink.
Suboshi: *walks in* Mornin' Aniki! Hey fang boy!
Tasuki: *Growls* Great they're both up... Don't call me that! I can't do anything about my teeth, Yo Yo Freak.
Suboshi: What was that? Look, if you gotta problem then let's just steep outside! *folds arms* And they're called Ryuuseisui!
Tasuki: Never mind. Just never mind. *Takes coffee from Ami* *To self* Now how the hell do you make this stuff?
Suboshi: Thought so! What's that junk?
Ami: Do you ever quit yelling?
Suboshi: No!
Ami: *sweat drop* Well, let me see the directions first Tasuki.
Suboshi: Yeah. Knowing him we won't have a kitchen in five more minutes.
Tasuki: *Growls* Shut up! *Hands coffee to Ami* You need to boil some water. You can do that.
Ami: Gee. Thanks a bunch!
Suboshi: What's with all th' growling? You're starting to sound like Ashitare!
Tasuki: Don't you dare associate me with that weirdo! And I don't cook. I am the leader of the Mt. Reikaku bandits. I have cooks, okay? I really don't like it when the two of you are in the same room.
Ami: What happened to Kouji? Isn't he around?
Suboshi: Well, I don't give a crap about what you have to say! *turns around* I'm gonna go e-mail Yui.
Ami: *starts boiling water* Can you two keep a large distance between you til' this is done?
Tasuki: Fine by me.
Kouji: *Comes in* Jeez, can't a guy sleep in a little? What's goin' on?
Tasuki: The twins are bein' stupid.
Suboshi: *from other room* Baka!
Ami: Morning Kouji. Sleep well?
Kouji: Just fine. What are you attempting to do over there?
Tasuki: *Nodding off at table*
Kouji: Idiot... *Thwaps Tasuki*
Tasuki: Ow! I can't wake up okay?
Ami: Uh, something called 'coffee'. Ever heard of it?
Kouji: Ah...nope. Can't say I have.
Tasuki: Found it in the cabinet.
Kouji: You sure it's safe?
Tasuki: Dunno. We'll make Suboshi try it first.
Suboshi:*walks back in room mad* Shut up!
Ami: Back so soon? Did Yui not want to make out over the net this morning?
Suboshi: You too!
Tasuki/Kouji: *Burst out laughing*
Tasuki: Whoo boy that's good!
Suboshi: Would you two knock it off?~! For your information....erm...
Ami: What?
Suboshi: Actually, she just doesn't want to talk this morning.
Ami: Translation: Suboshi, shut up and quit waking me up so early.
Suboshi: Don't talk about her like that!
Tasuki: He's tellin' the truth.
Kouji: It is really too early to talk to your girlfriend.
Tasuki: Water's boiling.
Kouji: *Gets mugs* Well, let's see what the hell this is.
Suboshi: Is it safe?
Ami: We don't know yet.
Suboshi: Then how do you find out?
Tasuki: Look at the directions. Just make it and we'll try it. There's a hospital a couple
blocks away.
Kouji: How comforting. *Looks at directions* Put the powder in the mug and fill it with water. Stir. Add milk cream or sugar if desired.
Tasuki: Milk...yuck...
Twins: *start laughing*
Tasuki: I'll pour that water on you if you don't shut up!
Suboshi: Being 15 sucks!
Ami: Nice...
Tasuki: *Laughs*
Kouji: All of you shut up! I'll try it. Gimme the mug.
Ami: *hands sugar cream and mug to Kouji*
Suboshi: You are a brave brave man. Unlike porcupine over here!
Tasuki: The water threat still stands!
Kouji: Didn't I say shut up?
Tasuki: Yeah, aniki.
Kouji: *Mixes cream and sugar with coffee and sips it* Kinda bitter...not too bad though...
Suboshi: *watching intently* Think it's gonna kill him?
Ami: Yeah. And then he'll turn into a hideous make-up wearing freak with a pet clam.
Suboshi: ....
Tasuki: So not funny.
Kouji: Seriously. It could use some more sugar, but it's not that bad. *Blinks* Kinda...perks you up. More energy...
Tasuki: Um...Kouji you okay?
Kouji: *Higher pitched and a little fast* Yeah yeah! I'm good! Real good!
Tasuki: .....Gimme a mug!
Ami: Uh, Tasuki, you're kinda freaking me out...
Suboshi: Kinda?
Tasuki: Just gimme the damn thing.
Kouji: *Stands up* I feel like going out. For a long time. Too much energy.
Tasuki: *Drink coffee only with sugar* Hey...it's really not that bad. It does give ya more energy.
Twins: *cock eyebrow* ...let me have some of that.
Tasuki: Heh, I bet you couldn't handle it.
Kouji: I feel kinda drunk. I wonder if a hang over comes with this.
Suboshi: Awesome! *Grabs a cup and puts tons of sugar in*
Ami: Uh, I don't think you need that much sugar in it...
Suboshi: *drinks it* Whoa! This stuff's pretty good! Aniki, you gotta' try some!
Tasuki: Feels good doesn't it?
Kouji: I really gotta go out!
Tasuki: We'll get some of this stuff in Ami and we'll all go! Come on! Let's go!
Ami: Uh, I don't think this was meant for people our age...
Suboshi: Seiryuu! Just try it!
Ami: Un..no.
Suboshi: Come on! I gonna make you if you don't!
Ami: Like you did with the forgetfulness tea?
Tasuki/Kouji: *Chanting* Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Ami: Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt...*mixes up same concoction as Suboshi* Mmm...This is good!
Kouji: Told ya!
Tasuki: Alright now what?
Kouji: I wanna go for a hike! I got way too much energy. I could use some more coffee too!
Suboshi: I know! Let's go to Yui's!
Ami: Why would we want to go there? Let's go to Miaka's!
Suboshi: Yui!
Ami: Miaka!
Suboshi: Yui!
Ami: Miaka!
Tasuki: Can we not go to either? Yui doesn't like me, and Miaka's annoying.
Kouji: She's weird. Really clingy too.
Tasuki: Tell me about it.
Suboshi: But but.
Ami: Tasuki's gonna' kick you're butt if you don't shut it! Now lets go do something! Anything! I just can't stand this! Gotta' go! Gotta' get out of here!
Kouji: I know! Lets go wake up Chichiri!
Suboshi: Why don't we toilet paper Nakago's house?
Ami: You just like asking for trouble don't you?
Suboshi: Duh!
Tasuki: Shut up! *fwaps Suboshi in the head*
Tasuki: *Eyes wide* Soooo...what can we do now?
*Knock at door*
Kouji: I'll get it. *Runs off and opens door* OBAKE!!!!!!!!!
Tasuki: *Runs in and sees Tamahome at door* REKKA SHIN'EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amiboshi: What the heck? Why'd you do that?
Suboshi: Awesome! Beat up on the monster! *pulls out Ryuuseisui* Whoo!!
Tamahome: NO!!!
Tasuki: Come on Suboshi! We can work off some of the coffee! *Punches Tamahome*
Kouji: *Starts laughing*
Suboshi: I know! Let's go kick Miaka's ass!
Tamahome: Over my dead body! What the hell is going on over here?!
Amibohsi: *talking really fast* We just found this coffeee junk in the cabnets and Tasuki and Kouji tried it and then talked us into trying it and then you showed up!
Tamahome: You guys had coffee?! Whoo boy...
Tasuki: That's right Obake-chan. And we had a lot.
Tama: Help me Mommy! I'm sacred.
Kouji: I'm gonna get me some more coffee. That's some damn good stuff.
Tasuki: Gimme some more too. Come on Suboshi! Let's beat up Tamahome.
Tama: Crap!
Suboshi: Whoo! *starts hitting Tama*
Amiboshi: Stop the fighting! Wars kill!
Suboshi: Isn't it supposed to be crack kills?
Ami: That too!
Tasuki: You baby. Didn't you ever wanna hit someone? Just once?
Kouji: Here! Have some more coffee!
Tama: Mommy help me!
Tasuki: Ami's too repressed. He should let loose. Kouji, put some booze in Ami's next cup!
Ami: What?! No! Stop that!
Suboshi: Whoo! Aniki's gonna' be sooo drunk!
Tama: Why did I come over here?!
Suboshi: So we could beat you up!
Ami: Hey! Guys, quit doing that! It's bad!
Tasuki: Ami's a baby!
Tama: He's got more sense then you!
Kouji: Shut up!
Tasuki: *Knocks Tama out* Hmmm...maybe I shoulda waited till he said why he was here before I
did that.
Kouji: COFFEE IV!!!!
Suboshi: *hands Kouji some more coffee* Knock your self out! Or let me do it for ya'!
Ami: Don't you think we're awake enough?
Suboshi: No!
Ami: Wait! Don't put alcohol in the coffee Kouji! That's just gross!
Kouji: It's good! Have you ever had a drink?
Tasuki: Ami's too much of a baby to.
Tama: *Half awake* It's illegal for him to drink. It's illegal for all of you to drink.
Kouji: Shut up! *Steps on Tama's head*
Tasuki: Come on Ami! Drink it and we'll stop bothering you.
Ami: I don't drink that junk! I am not a baby!
Suboshi: I drink! Can I have some?
Ami: No!
Suboshi: Screw you! *takes a glass* Whoo! This is good!
Tasuki: Atta boy! Come on Ami! Be like your brother!
Kouji: Come on! We'll make sure you don't do anything stupid.
Tasuki/Kouji: *Chanting* Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Ami: Like I believe that!
Suboshi: Com'on an'ki! It's really good!
Ami; Suboshi!!
Suboshi: Jus' drink it!
Ami: Why should I?
Tasuki: You'll like it!
Tama: No! Someone here has to stay sober.
Kouji: Get outta here! *Kicks Tama out*
Tasuki: All we're asking is once. If you don't like it, we'll get off your back. *Waves mug under Ami's nose* Doesn't it smell good?
Ami: *really ticked* Give me that! *Downs it* Happy?
Tasuki/Kouji: *Grin* Very.
Tama: *From other side of door* NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Suboshi: What ya' think?
Ami: It's kinda' weird...blech!
Tasuki: But it makes ya feel gooooooood.
Kouji: Here. You can have some more without booze in it.
Ami: Yeah...it does..*grins stupidly*
Suobshi; That's it?! Not even acting like an idiot? Thought you never had it before?
Ami: Whoo! I like this stuff! Whoo!
Tasuki: *Laughs* That's the spirit!
Kouji: Hey! What should be do now? We're all awake now.
Tasuki: We could cause chaos in the lower level of the apartment building. Nothing like 4 guys hopped up on coffee and booze!
Suboshi: Let's go see Yui!
Ami: I wanna' see a pretty girl! She's not pretty!
Suboshi: What?!?!
Tasuki: Woo! Booze and coffee gives Ami a backbone!
Kouji: Suboshi's mad now!
Suboshi: Damned right!
Ami: Do! The money to buy th' beer! Rei! T' guy who brings th' beer!
Suboshi: Why'd you say that about lady Yui?!
Ami: Because she's not pretty! I know! *waves hand in air* Let's go meet some chicks!
Suboshi: ...........................Chicks?
Kouji: I like that idea! Let's go.
Tasuki: Normally I'd say no, but women here gotta be better than the one's back home.
Ami: Whoo!!!
Suboshi: Sounds fun! Yui can wait!
Tasuki: Let's go! I gotta go to the bathroom first though!
Kouji: Me first! I gotta go too!
Tasuki: Leader first!
Suboshi: Idiots! *takes out thing of sake in cabinet* Whoo! More booze!
Ami: I want some too!
*a few minutes pass...*
Tasuki: Alright! Ready!
Kouji: And we're off! Where do we go for girls around here?
Ami: A bar! A bar!
Suboshi: *hiccup* Whew! Let's go!
Tasuki: Woo!
Kouji: Okay! Everyone out!
*At the bar*
Tasuki: I need some more booze and coffee...
Ami: *starting to feel affects of alcohol* Oww my head...
Suboshi: Oo! Look over there! I think someone want's you Tasuki! *Points to girl in corner
waving*
Tasuki: Woo! *Goes over*
Girl: Hi cutie.
Tasuki: Hey, what's your name?
Girl: Rose. Who's your friend who's getting a headache over there? My friend thinks he's cute.
Tasuki: His name's Amiboshi. We call him Ami.
Suboshi: Looks like we got company aniki!
Ami: Wha?
Girl: Hi! I'm Amanda! Uh...you okay?
Ami: Yeah. First time drinker.
Amanda: Never really had one myself. Who's he? You're twin?
Suboshi: Well duh! *Walks off*
Amanda: Okay then..
Kouij: Hey Tasuki. Looks like you picked up someone already.
Rose: Hi.
Kouji: Is that girl with Ami a friend of yours? I think she offended Ami's brother.
Rose: Yep. She's my friend. He's probably too touchy.
Ami: He's being a butt head because of the coffee I bet.
Amanda: *burst out laughing* That because of coffee?
Ami: Uh, yeah...
Amanda: Oi! Rose! Can I have something to drink too? These boys are making booze mojo!
Suboshi: Owww...Now my head hurts...
Rose: Sure.
Tasuki: Hey Ami. *Slaps him on the back* Found a girl already?
Kouji: And you thought drinking would be bad.
Rose: *Giggles* You guys are funny.
Ami: The whole world hates me!
Amanda: *drinks some beer* Yuck! This tastes really bad...but it makes you feel fuzzy!
Suboshi: Fuzzy?
Amanda: Yup!
Ami: Oh no!
Rose: Amanda doesn't do well with booze.
Tasuki: Do you?
Rose: I can hold my own. Not for that long.
Kouji: The world doesn't hate you.
Ami: I need some more coffee...
Amanda: I don't hate you! *gigles*
Ami: *blush*
Suboshi: Hair ball! *sticks finger in mouth pretending to gag*
Ami: Tasuki, would you hit him for me?
Tasuki: Sure. *Twaps Suboshi*
Rose: *Sarcastically* Wow. You guys must be close friends....
Kouji: Oh the best.
Tama: There you guys are!
Rose: Who's the dork?
Tama: Hey!
Tasuki: Heh. I like her.
Amanda: Dorkie! Dorkie! *points at Tamahome*
Tamahome: Why you little..
Amanda: *runs behind Ami* Eeep! Help me!
Suboshi: Him?! Help you get rid of Tama?! *bursts out laughing*
Ami: And just what is so funny about that Shun?
Suboshi: You can't fight for beans! *rolling with laughter*
Ami: Yes I can! I'm a seishi aren't I?!
Amanda: I knew you were big and strong! *kisses him on the cheek* I love liquor! Whoo! *Twirls
to Rose* Hiya!!
Rose: Excuse me while I see if I can detoxify my friend....
Tasuki: I think Ami could take Tama.
Kouji: I'll put 20 on Ami.
Tama: Hey! What makes you think he can take me on? I'm the one that knows how to fight. Ami
doesn't know how.
Rose: Umm...you...blue dork...whatever your name is...you're getting Ami really mad now. I think
he's gonna kick your butt.
Ami: Think? I know I am! *pulls out flute*
Tama: What?! I thought you hated fighting!
Ami: But you're Tamahome. It's different. *plays tune that makes him scream bloody murder and then knocks him out* See? I am NOT a baby!
Amanda: Whoo! Go Ami!
Suboshi: Holy Crap!!!
Rose: Hey! That was pretty cool.
Tasuki: *Pokes Tamahome with foot*
Kouji: I knew Ami could take him.
Rose: *Pokes Amanda* Hey.... Ami won...are you too drunk to congratulate him?
Tasuki: She might be...
Amanda: I just did silly! *grins stupidly*
Rose: *Pushes Amanda into Ami's arms* Try a little harder.
Ami: Uh...
Amanda: Hiyas!
Suboshi: Baka! You're all baka! My head hurts...Owwie..
Tasuki: I thought you only had two cups of the booze coffee. You don't do well with booze do you?
Kouji: Well, he doesn't have much experience....
Rose: Amanda...I think you're suppose to kiss him now.
Amanda: I am? Okie dokie! *kisses him full on*
Ami: *blush*
Tasuki: Woo!
Kouji: Wow.
Rose: Go Amanda. Get your man.
Tasuki: Looks like Ami's enjoying this...
Suboshi: Whoa! I never thought that would happen! But then again...*looks at Tama* Go Bro!
Ami: Shut up Shun! Please?
Amanda; Aaaw! How cute!!
Rose: That's cute?
Tasuki: You have interesting friends.
Rose: So do you.
Kouji: You two should just kiss and get it over with.
Tasuki: Sounds fine to me.
Rose: Okay!
Tasuki/Rose: *Kiss*
Amanda: Whoo! Go Rosie! *Sudden realization* Uh oh...
Rose: *Lets Tasuki go* That was fun.
Tasuki: Yep!
Kouji: And you said you didn't like women....
Tasuki: I said women here were probably better than women back home.
Amanda: I'm kinda sleepy...*falls asleep on Ami*
Suboshi:*Bursts out laughing*
Rose: Surprisingly enough...that's not the first time she's done that....
Kouji: What kissed a guy and fell asleep?
Rose: No. Fell asleep on random people. *Rolls up shirtsleeve showing bruise* See? That's from when she landed on me while falling asleep and her necklace jabbed me.
Ami: Would you guys like to come to our apartment?
Suboshi: Yeah! I can show you my super cool Ryuuseisui!!!
Ami: Like they wanna' see that!
Rose: *Blink* I don't even know what that is...
Tasuki: He uses it to beat up people.
Rose: Cool! I'm always looking for interesting things to beat people up with!
Tasuki: Cool! I'll show you my tessen too!
*at home*
Ami: Uh...What do I do with sleeping beauty?
Suboshi: Sleep with her! Duh!
Ami: Idiot! *fwaps Shun*
Rose: Your brother's rather blunt. Bit of a moron too....
Tasuki: I like her!
Rose: Got any hot cocoa? If you make some it'll get her up really fast.
Ami: Uh..yeah. *hands a packet to Rose*
Suboshi: What are ya' gonna do with hot cocoa? Poor it on her and see if she screams?
Ami: Go talk to Yui!
Suboshi: Oh no! I forgot to clock in with her at five! She'll be furious with me!! *runs out of room*
Ami: I figure I'm night and he's day. So, do you guys have any siblings?
Rose: I have an older brother. Bugs the stuff outta me. *Makes cocoa*
Tasuki: Does he beat you up? My sisters did that.
Rose: Only if I do something really stupid.
Ami: Funny. Suboshi usually beats me up.
Rose: Well, some of us are just unlucky.
Ami: Some of us have psychopaths for brothers.
Suboshi: *walks back in room smiling*
Tasuki/Kouji: *Cough*
Suboshi: What?!
Tasuki/Kouji: Nothing!
Rose: *Giggles* Is Amanda up yet?
Ami: I don't think..
Amanda: *wakes up* Ooo! Chocolate! *jumps away from Ami*
Ami: *pouts*
Suboshi: Aaaw! Wittle baby wikes Amanda!
Ami: And Little Shun-y makes out over the computer to a girl who hates his guts!
Suboshi: What?! No! That's not what we do! We, uh, exchange sentiments via IM!
Ami: Tasuki, care to translate this time?
Tasuki: Sure. He said 'My "Girlfriend" doesn't like me much so she won't let me touch her so all I can do is try to convince her to give me a chance over the internet'
Kouji: Sounds accurate to me.
Suboshi: Okay pyro maniac! Right here right now!!
Amanda: Yum! Chocolate!
Rose: Pyro?
Tasuki: Come 'ere and say that to my face Yo Yo freak!
Rose: Yo Yo Freak?
Kouji: Don't ask.
Rose: Right...I'll just get Amanda the cocoa...
Amanda: Yea!*grabs cocoa and sits across from Ami* Yum! *stares at Ami* Oh, hello there! I don't believe we've met! I'm Amanda!
Ami: Uh...*depressed sweat drop*
Amanda; What?
Suboshi: They are RYUUSEISUI!!!!
Rose: Umm...Amanda....Don't you remember the guy you kissed full on in the bar?
Tasuki/Kouji: Wow...that takes talent...
Amanda: I wouldn't do something like that! That's bad! *sips cocoa* Who's the guy with funny hair?
Ami: *very depressed* Whoo boy.
Suboshi: What about our fight!? I'm gonna kick some bandit ass! Come on!
Ami: Shun...
Suboshi: What?
Ami: If you don't get your foot outa' your mouth soon, you're not gonna have a foot.
Tasuki: *Holding tessen* You should listen to your brother...
Rose: This is a very interesting household....*Takes Amanda to side* Now don't you remember? We were in the bar and you were too shy to say anything to him so you made me talk to one of his friends first?
Amanda: Oh yeah!
Rose: Go apologize to Ami for forgetting him!
Amanda: Who's Ami?
Everyone: *Face fault*
Rose: The one over there that you thought was cute! *Shoves Amanda into Ami's arms again*
Amanda: Uh...*blush* Rose!! How rude! I don't know this guy!
Ami: ...
Suboshi: Damned wolf...
Tasuki: Shut up...our fight is gonna have to wait. Ami needs relationship help.
Rose: *Trying not to be mad* Didn't you say you remembered kissing someone in the bar? That's him! He's the one you like and he likes you so go jump in a closet or something!
Amanda: No. I said I remembered you going to talk to his friend! Silly goose!
Rose: Gah! No! I talked to his friend! You talked to Ami!
Amanda: I did?
Rose: Yes...yes you did...then you liked him he liked you and you kissed.
Amanda: Oh!! I'm sorry. I only remember that part. He is cute though! *smiles*
Rose: You need something for your short-term memory problems
Amanda: What did you say?
Suboshi: Booze!!
Tasuki: No more for you Yo Yo Boy!
Kouji: This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Suboshi: Not for me! For memory girl!
Amanda: Who?
Rose: Never mind!
Tasuki: So very weird.
Kouji: I'm gonna go and get some more booze
Amanda: Wait! I do remember something!
Everyone: What?
Amanda: I forgot my purse!
Everyone: *Face vault*
Tasuki: *Thinking* She'll make Ami cry before the end of the night...
Amanda: Something else too!
Kouji: Please be something good!
Amanda: You do kiss pretty good ya' know!
Everyone: Woo!
Ami: Uh...thanks. *blush*
Suboshi: Can I go talk to Yui?
Everyone: No!
Suboshi: Damn it!
~*~*~*~*~*~
So, did you like it? I'll be happy to put a few reviewers in it to. I forgot what that's called...Um...Oh well. If you guys want me to do another chapter, just tell me your ideas or what ever. Okie dokie? Okie dokie! ^^'''
Well, I'll be off! Bai baiz!!
~Amanda~