AN: I thought of this while watching Hercules! I do not own this song or any characters! I hope you enjoy!
"Ugh what is wrong with me? You'd think a girl would learn." A forlorn McGonagall said, sitting in the professors lounge with Madam Pompfrey and Professor Sprout.
"If there's a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I've already won that. No man is worth the aggravation. That's ancient history, been there, done that!" She says throwing the rose that she'd had in her hand.
Poppy and Pomona look at each other and chime in. "Who'd'ya think you're kidding he's the Earth and Heaven. You try to keep it hidden, honey we can see right through you." They reply. "Girl you can't conceal it, we know how you feel and, who you're thinking of." They smile.
"No chance! No way! I won't say it no, no!" McGonagall said, as she begins to think of Albus.
"You swoon, you sigh why deny it Uh-oh?" They begin to sing. All Minerva does is roll her eyes toward the two.
"It's too cliché! I won't say I'm in love. I thought my heart had learned it's lesson, it feels so good when you start out. My head is screaming get a grip, girl, unless you're dying to cry you're heart out!" Minerva sings on a perfect key.
"You keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling! Baby, we're not buying we seen ya hit the ceiling! Face it when ya gonna grow up? When you gonna own up? That ya got, got, got it bad?" They sing on perfect key, harmonizing every line.
"No chance, no way, no, no!" She sang, shaking her head at the two.
"Give up, give in check the grin you're in love." The two sang, rythmatically.
"This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love!" Minerva sang, standing closing her eyes, and if you can believe it let her hair down.
"You're doing flips, read our lips you're in love!" The girls sang, as if there was no tomorrow. "You're way off base, I won't say it! Get off my case I won't say it!" McGonagall sang, and little to the teachers surprise Hooch was getting the entire entourage on a muggle camera. The three didn't even know, and Rolanda didn't intend to let them.
"At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love. I won't say I'm in love." Minerva said and she began to lie down on the couch, love sick as a dog, grabbed a photo of Albus, and the three girls let out a soft sigh.
-The next morning-
"Good morning Rolanda, to what do I owe the pleasure?" Albus asked, looking up from his paper. "Nothing, I just thought you'd ought to see this." Rolanda said with a smile. She pulled out the muggle camera, and turned it on. "What is this Rolanda?" Albus asked, unsure what his coworker was doing. "Something I just happened to catch in the professors lounge. You should watch this." She said and handed the device to Dumbledore as the video began to play.