Hello there! This is my first time posting a story here at , so please go easy on me. I plan for this to be a continuing series and there may or may not be some romance. I haven't decided on that point yet. So please review.

I do not own Invader Zim or anything I didn't create myself.

Chapter 1: Pie in the Sky

Tak move frantically from side to side in her small escape pod. After spending several weeks drifting in space after being beaten by the imbecile Zim. She had finally manage to get her pod realigned with Earth.

Falling towards the Ground at very high speeds it was all she could do to keep the clocking field up and correct the pods progress.

Meanwhile a Human by the name of Tim was walking home from the store. He often walked this way and could see his house not to far off. The cars passed him by, the birds were chirping, and a giant blueberry pie was coming down for a landing.

In all a perfectly normal day.

Then… something war wrong. It took Tim a moment to notice that the pie was flickering… then gone. Replaced by some kind of craft. Tim being a flight mechanic knew this was no normal aircraft. He raced into his house and phoned the police about a possibly hostile plane… or pie, he wasn't sure which.

"SHIT!" Screamed Tak.

She ran her hands over the controls frantically.

The clocking device had just fried not to mention the last power cell. With the power cell went her ability to pilot the pod. She was going to crash.

And she did. Right into a Human dwelling. She herself was knocked unconscious.

"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Yelled Zim.

The bases Computer had picked up the signature of Taks escape pod coming down to Earth.

"That horrible female is back! Computer put the base into full lockdown! Double the Gnomes, and hack a Human satellite! Tak won't get the drop on me! The Glorious Invader Zim!"

"Base is in lockdown and satellite feed is coming in on the main monitor sir." said the Computer.

"Ooooooo look! Its da scary lady!" screamed Gir with excitement.

"Yeeeesssss the scary lady" said Zim. He was somewhat confused. Tak had obviously crashed her pod deeper into the city and already pathetic Human peace forces were at the crash site. As well as several black vans.

Then it hit him.

"Tak has been captured! By the pathetic Humans!" Zim rubbed his hands together and laughed. "Now it is proven who the superior Invader is! With her capture she shows she is weak! She is was never worthy of being an Invader like the Mighty ZIM!"

Feeling better then usual Zim turned around to make his way to the Armory where he was going to test some of his latest weaponry. However Computer stopped him before he could leave the room.

"Ummmm boss? Isn't this kind of bad? I mean the Humans have an Irkan ship and technology now."

Zim froze…

"And?"

"Well what if they figure out how to use it?" asked Computer.

"Please the Human stink Monkeys could never figure out complex Irken technology" said Zim as he waved his hand.

"The big headed human Dib boy did."

…

This could be bad indeed, thought Zim.

Well here is the first chapter, please R&R.