Dislclaimer: Shakesphere I believe is in public domain, but just to let you know I don't own that or Animaniacs.

Now and know the Warners, in a scene from Shakesphere's Romeo and Juilet, translated for viewers, like Wakko and Dot, have no idea what they are saying. "Hymp!" said Wakko and Dot.

"O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?" Asked Dot.

"Yo, Romeo? Where are you?" said Yakko.

"Deny thy father and refuse thy name; or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet." Said Dot.

"Either it's me or your dad, take your pick," said Yakko.

"Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?" Said Wakko.

"Should I talk or not make an idiot out of me?" said Yakko/

"Tis but thy name that is my enemy," said Dot, "Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face.

"O really hate your name," said Yakko, "and you can't join the club because you forgot to wash your hands.

O, be some other name, Belonging to a man. What's in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other word would smell as sweet.

"I'll date you if you change your name," said Yakko, "But you smell better then you do now."

"So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name; And for thy name, which is no part of thee, Take all myself." Said Dot.

"Your name sticks, get a better one, or I will keep the huge ring you gave me," said Yakko.

"I take thee at thy word. Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Romeo," said Wakko.

"You win, I will change my name from Romeo to henceforth," said Yakko.

"What man art thou, that, thus bescreened in night," said Wakko.

"The art you draw looks a lot better in the dark," said Yakko.

"So stumblest on my counsel?" said Wakko.

"So what if I need twenty people to make decisions," said Yakko.

"By a name, I know not how to tell thee who I am," said Wakko.

"Sorry, I have amnesia, who am I," said Yakko.

My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, Because it is an enemy to thee.

"I hate my name to," said Yakko.

"Had I it written, I would tear the word," said Wakko.

"Sorry, the list you gave? I put it into a shredder," said Yakko.

"My ears have yet not drunk a hundred words, Of thy tongue's uttering, yet I know the sound," said Dot.

"What? I was not listening," said Yakko

"Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague?" said Dot.

"Your montage you made of your self on Youtube, yeah, not art," said Yakko.

"Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike," said Wakko.

"Can you be my maid?" said Yakko.

"How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore?" said Dot.

"Sorry, untranslatable," said Yakko.

"The orchard walls are high and hard to climb," said Dot.

"If you keep climbing the fence, you'll get caught," said Yakko.

"And the place death, considering who thou art, If any of my kinsmen find thee here," said Dot.

"If my brother sees you, lights out for you," said Yakko.

"With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls;" said Wakko.

"I can learn to fly," said Yakko.

"For stony limits cannot hold love out," said Wakko.

"I'll still love you no matter how tacky your floor is," said Yakko

"And what love can do, that dares love attempt," said Wakko.

"I will accept a attempted murder charge for you," said Yakko.

"Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me," said Wakko.

"I'll just beat your brother to a pulp," said Yakko.

"Their you Warner's be!" said Ralph running on screen.

Wakko hits him on the head with a hammer. "Don't you love stories with happy endings?" said Yakko.

I know that was neither the whole part, or the beginning, please don't point that out.