ChAnTo: Dear GOD!! How long has it been? A year? 2 years? way to long.
Kally: 1000 years.
ChAnTo: Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy! It wasn't that long!
Kally: Yah whatever
!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$
ChAnTo: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Kally: warnings?
Sally: insanity.
ChAnTo: HI EVERYBODY!!! I'M LIKE TOTALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE. It's, LIKE, BEEN, LIKE, A WHILE! Like, TOTALLY! ^_^
Kally: better start the story.
Sally: Good idea
Disclaimer: IT'S MINE!!! ALL MINE BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *is run over by lawyers* Fine, I give up it's not mine X_X
warnings: Slight swearing, A little OOC and insanity I think that's it.
Chanto: Kally would you like to do the honours?
Kally: Sure. And now for the first time in a year ChAnTos' fanfiction!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ChAnTo: RIVERDANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts dancing then tackles an innocent guy waiting for the bus*
Sally: *Sweatdrop*
ChAnTo: I feel ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Sally: You can stop now
ChAnTo: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Sally: Please stop.
ChAnTo: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Sally: It's getting old.
ChAnTo: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Sally: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stalks off*
ChAnTo: GOING, GOING,GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEE!!!!!
Kally: *my best bud* *sweat drop*
ChAnTo: CAFFIENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kally: *Looks down by ChAnTo's feet and notices an open bag labeled sugar and chocolate covered coffee beans* WE'RE ALL
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes on for several more minutes* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chanto *I'm gonna' spell it like that since I'm lazy*: And now onto the main attraction... *pulls out and book labeled
the Claire Bible* *goes into maniacal laughter* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kally: What are you doing with the Claire Bible?
Chanto: I hope the Slayers enjoy it here *goes into more maniacal laughter*
Kally: Shi...
Chanto: ...TAKE MUSHROOMS!! *bursts into random laughter*
Kally: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... -_-;
Chanto: *stops laughing aburptly* *opens Clair Bible and flips through some pages* HEAR IT IS!!^_^
Kally: *Whispers* I think she means 'here' *Hides behind the couch* Whaddya' find? Or do I wanna' know
Chanto: *Chants spell* LIGHT COME FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kally: *comes out from behind the couch flips the up side down book right side up bops Chanto on the head and goes back to
hiding behind the couch.*
Chanto: OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts doing the real spell*
Kally: *face faults*
Chanto: *done the spell* OKAY ! Who do I want to come... *thinks* I KNOW!!!!!!!! LINA INVERSE!! and uh... *sits down
to think* GOURRY GABRIEV!! And *thinks some more* AMELIA... And ZELGADIS!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Kally: Filia?
Chanto: That's the answer?! That's right! no wrong!! what was the question again?
Kally: I'll give you choclate if you finish off reading the names.
Chanto: *ears perk up* Chocolate?
Kally: Yep
Chanto: FiliaSylphialXellosValgaav...
Kally: VALGAAV?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Chanto: Yah, so?
Kally: *Leans over to Chanto's ear* ARE YOU INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'LL TRY AND KILL LINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chanto: ACK!! *keels over* Have you already forgotten? I have... *deep booming voice* MYSTICAL AUTHORESS POWERS!!!!
*lightning flashes and thunder booms* MWEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE!!!!!
Kally: *sweatdrops* ooookaaaaaaay -.-;
Chanto: And now the great and holy HELLMASTER PHIBRIZZO!!! *waits* HEY!! WHERE'S THE LIGHTNING AND THUNDER!?!?!?!
Kally: *Tangled up in wires* Workin' on it!
Chanto: but... but... *bursts into tears* I WANT MY THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
*lightning Flashes and thunder booms* huh? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kally: fewf *wipes sweaty brow*
*Suddenly a giant flashy flash that is really flashy and flashes appears*
Flash: *flashes*
Kally&Chanto: O.O
Readers: ewww...
Chanto: Come Katie we must get ready. *shifty eyes*
Kally: What you mean?
Chanto: We still have an hour until they get here it's a prolonged thing.
Kally: really?
Chanto: yep!
Kally: LETS GO! ^_^
*ten minutes later*
Kally: so how should we dress it up to scare them? Bad guys lair?
Chanto: No. I've already made the plans.
Kally: O.O YOU MADE PLANS?! HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE?!
Chanto: A little while. Now here's the plan... *starts whispering to Kally*
Kally: You do realize we could die doing this right?
Chanto: I know it's risky but that's the chance we take.
Kally: Okay lets get to work.
*45 minutes later*
Kally&Chanto: *Writhing on the floor in agony*
Kally:IT BURNS! IT BURNS! I'M MELTING ! I'M MELTING!
Chanto: IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY! IT BURNS! IT STINGS!
*Whole house is pink*
Chanto: *breathing heavily* must... get... to...gas...masks. *goes unconsious*
Kally: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaps and
grabs the gas masks, puts one on Chanto*
Chanto: *wakes up* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Kally: Good, because we wouldn't have been able to finish the story without you.
Chanto: Oh so you did that just so we could finish the story and not because you were worried?
Kally: Basically, yah.
Chanto: Oh well. lets get the rest of our plans done. *goes off*
Kally: Roger!
Some weird guy: *walks up* Yes?
Kally: Who are you!?
SWG: Roger.
Kally: *face faults* Okay that was an awful pun.
Roger: Oh, okay. I gotta' go and take over Tortall *goes off*
Kally: Whatever. *Goes to get ready*
~6 and a half minutes later~
Chanto&Kally: *Shivering*
Kally: Chchchchchaaaantttttttoo, whenenenenen canan wewewe tttakkkke offfffff ttthhhessssse
repppppppppullllssssivvvvve...? *teeth chatter so much that we can't here the rest of what she's
saying only Chanto can here it.*
Chanto: lllllatttttter.
*suddenly another giant flashy flash that is really flashy and flashes appears*
Flash: Flashes
Kally&Chanto: O______________________________________________________________________O
Slayers&co: O_______________________________________________________________________O
Valgaav: What the f&*^ is going on!
Lina: Yah and why is there so much PINK!
Phibrizzo,Xellos and Valgaav: *Start wretching, well actually Phibby isn't wretching
just shivering and Xellos is having a huge nosebleed and Valgaav has passed out so
technically none of them are wretching. ^_^;;*
Filia: well this is mildly disturbing.
Phibrizzo: MILDLY!!
Filia: NO YELLING AT ME!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED KID!!!!!!!!
Phibrizzo: You don't even _MILDLY_ look like the Lord of Nightmares so you have no right
to ground me. *sticks his tongue out*
Gourry: Lina what's happening?
Amelia: Yah Miss Lina, what's happening?
Lina: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
Zelgadis: Well you seem to always seem to know what's happening
Lina: That's just not true Zel, I'm mean you knew all about Kopii Rezo.
Sylphiel: So you're saying you have no idea where we are?
Lina: *bows head and sighs* Basically yah.
Valgaav: *has woken up* F%*$. *looks at Phibrizzo* AND WHY THE F*#$ IS HE HERE!
Filia: VALGAAV! LANGUAGE!!!
Valgaav: *rolls eyes* Yes mom.
Amelia: So where are we?
Kally: *has snuck up on them and is wearing a pink dot that is so small
that you can barely see it on her forehead*in robotic voice* Welcome to Pink World where
it's all pink all the time.
Phibrizzo: No, NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Xellos: Hellmaster?
Phibrizzo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Huh?
yes Xellos?
Xellos: Are you feeling okay?
Phibrizzo: Maybe I'm the only one that noticed but... *stands on tip toes and goes up to Xellos's ear*
WERE STUCK IN A WORLD THAT'S ALL PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xellos: ACK! *falls over* WHUMP!!!!
Valgaav: HOLY SHIT!!! YOU'RE RIGHT!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Lina: Valgaav over reacting, that's the first time I've seen that!
Amelia: Uh Miss Lina lets get back to the present problem.
Lina: RIGHT!
Kally: As I was saying welcome Miss Chanto will be right with you. *sniggers*
Valgaav: I wonder what kind of freaky person would own a house like this.
Phibby: Personally it's the type a person I wouldn't want to meet.
Gourry: What's a 'Chanto'?
Lina: *slaps her forehead* d'oh!
Kally: She's here.
Salyers&co: *Look to where Kally's pointing*
Chanto: *comes down the stairs wearing a giant plastic suit to protect herself
with a scuba tank to help her breathe and wearing a pink... STICKER O_O????????*
Slayers&co: *like Dr. Evil* RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiight.
Chanto: *in nasal voice* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcooooooooooooooooooooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Everyone except Kally (EEK): -_-'''''''.
Chanto: Soooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow aaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeee
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu toooooooooooooooooooodaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaay? (trans:So how are you today?)
EEK: -_-' Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Kally: *walks up to chanto and whispers in her ear*
Chanto: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee. (trans: Yes I guess
you are right it is time)
Slayers&co.: What are you talking about?
Chanto: *is finally talking normally* I'm sending two of you back.
Slayer&co.: Back? WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*What Slayers&co is thinking*
Lina: In the name of everything holy it better be me.
Amelia: Please Ceiphied let me go back.
Zelgadiss: Even though I never really liked you Rezo. PLEASE send me back.
Filia: Please Fire Dragon King I didn't really want to quit.
Valgaav: In the name of lord Gaav it had better be me.
Sylphiel: Please dear Gourry let me stay with you where ever you go.
Xellos: Please Jo~sama let me go back
Phibrizzo: Mom I promise to be good if you send me back. I'll stop spiking the
punch at parties, I promise the Kleenex accident will never happen again *Goes about all the
bad things he promises not to do.*
Chanto: The people that are going are...
Salyers&co.: Yes?
Chanto: The people that are going are...
Slayers&co: Yes?!
Chanto: The people who are going are...
Phibby: Goddamnit who are they!
Chanto: Sylphiel and...
Sylphiel: Gourry?
Chanto: Valgaav.
Sylphiel: Oh. T_T *disappears*
Valgaav: Mwahahahahahahahaha! In your face Flat-Chest! Non-pacifist! Idiot! Stoneface! Mom!
Purple Haired idiot!! Runt! *disappears*
Slayers&co: *Fuming*
Lina: Flat-chest. *grates teeth*
Amelia: Non-pacifist *grates teeth _harder_*
Zelgadis: Stoneface. *slams fist against his other one*
Xellos: Purple haired idiot. *growls*
Phibrizzo: Runt! RUNT! I'll show you runt you f*@%! B@$!@%#!
Filia: BYE VALGAAV!!!
Gourry: *Rolls over and snores*
Chanto: Pepperoni pizza. *snarls*
Slayers&co minus 2: -_-''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Chanto: sorry got caught up in the moment
KAlly: *normal voice* Yup and you had every right to ^_^
Chanto: Thank ya! ^_^
Kally: No problem-a! ^_^
SUdenly the Slayers&co. realize that they are stuck here: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Chanto: I think this chapter is over
Kally: Yah
!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
Chanto: AND THAT'S A WRAP!!!
Everyone: *cheers*
Chanto: My first story in what, a year?
Kally: I am so proud of you! *bursts into hysterical tears*
Chanto: Yah me to.
ciao
ChAnTo
Kally: 1000 years.
ChAnTo: Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy! It wasn't that long!
Kally: Yah whatever
!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$
ChAnTo: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Kally: warnings?
Sally: insanity.
ChAnTo: HI EVERYBODY!!! I'M LIKE TOTALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE. It's, LIKE, BEEN, LIKE, A WHILE! Like, TOTALLY! ^_^
Kally: better start the story.
Sally: Good idea
Disclaimer: IT'S MINE!!! ALL MINE BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *is run over by lawyers* Fine, I give up it's not mine X_X
warnings: Slight swearing, A little OOC and insanity I think that's it.
Chanto: Kally would you like to do the honours?
Kally: Sure. And now for the first time in a year ChAnTos' fanfiction!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ChAnTo: RIVERDANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts dancing then tackles an innocent guy waiting for the bus*
Sally: *Sweatdrop*
ChAnTo: I feel ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Sally: You can stop now
ChAnTo: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Sally: Please stop.
ChAnTo: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Sally: It's getting old.
ChAnTo: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Sally: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stalks off*
ChAnTo: GOING, GOING,GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEE!!!!!
Kally: *my best bud* *sweat drop*
ChAnTo: CAFFIENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kally: *Looks down by ChAnTo's feet and notices an open bag labeled sugar and chocolate covered coffee beans* WE'RE ALL
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes on for several more minutes* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chanto *I'm gonna' spell it like that since I'm lazy*: And now onto the main attraction... *pulls out and book labeled
the Claire Bible* *goes into maniacal laughter* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kally: What are you doing with the Claire Bible?
Chanto: I hope the Slayers enjoy it here *goes into more maniacal laughter*
Kally: Shi...
Chanto: ...TAKE MUSHROOMS!! *bursts into random laughter*
Kally: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... -_-;
Chanto: *stops laughing aburptly* *opens Clair Bible and flips through some pages* HEAR IT IS!!^_^
Kally: *Whispers* I think she means 'here' *Hides behind the couch* Whaddya' find? Or do I wanna' know
Chanto: *Chants spell* LIGHT COME FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kally: *comes out from behind the couch flips the up side down book right side up bops Chanto on the head and goes back to
hiding behind the couch.*
Chanto: OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts doing the real spell*
Kally: *face faults*
Chanto: *done the spell* OKAY ! Who do I want to come... *thinks* I KNOW!!!!!!!! LINA INVERSE!! and uh... *sits down
to think* GOURRY GABRIEV!! And *thinks some more* AMELIA... And ZELGADIS!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Kally: Filia?
Chanto: That's the answer?! That's right! no wrong!! what was the question again?
Kally: I'll give you choclate if you finish off reading the names.
Chanto: *ears perk up* Chocolate?
Kally: Yep
Chanto: FiliaSylphialXellosValgaav...
Kally: VALGAAV?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Chanto: Yah, so?
Kally: *Leans over to Chanto's ear* ARE YOU INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'LL TRY AND KILL LINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chanto: ACK!! *keels over* Have you already forgotten? I have... *deep booming voice* MYSTICAL AUTHORESS POWERS!!!!
*lightning flashes and thunder booms* MWEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE!!!!!
Kally: *sweatdrops* ooookaaaaaaay -.-;
Chanto: And now the great and holy HELLMASTER PHIBRIZZO!!! *waits* HEY!! WHERE'S THE LIGHTNING AND THUNDER!?!?!?!
Kally: *Tangled up in wires* Workin' on it!
Chanto: but... but... *bursts into tears* I WANT MY THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
*lightning Flashes and thunder booms* huh? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kally: fewf *wipes sweaty brow*
*Suddenly a giant flashy flash that is really flashy and flashes appears*
Flash: *flashes*
Kally&Chanto: O.O
Readers: ewww...
Chanto: Come Katie we must get ready. *shifty eyes*
Kally: What you mean?
Chanto: We still have an hour until they get here it's a prolonged thing.
Kally: really?
Chanto: yep!
Kally: LETS GO! ^_^
*ten minutes later*
Kally: so how should we dress it up to scare them? Bad guys lair?
Chanto: No. I've already made the plans.
Kally: O.O YOU MADE PLANS?! HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE?!
Chanto: A little while. Now here's the plan... *starts whispering to Kally*
Kally: You do realize we could die doing this right?
Chanto: I know it's risky but that's the chance we take.
Kally: Okay lets get to work.
*45 minutes later*
Kally&Chanto: *Writhing on the floor in agony*
Kally:IT BURNS! IT BURNS! I'M MELTING ! I'M MELTING!
Chanto: IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY! IT BURNS! IT STINGS!
*Whole house is pink*
Chanto: *breathing heavily* must... get... to...gas...masks. *goes unconsious*
Kally: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaps and
grabs the gas masks, puts one on Chanto*
Chanto: *wakes up* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Kally: Good, because we wouldn't have been able to finish the story without you.
Chanto: Oh so you did that just so we could finish the story and not because you were worried?
Kally: Basically, yah.
Chanto: Oh well. lets get the rest of our plans done. *goes off*
Kally: Roger!
Some weird guy: *walks up* Yes?
Kally: Who are you!?
SWG: Roger.
Kally: *face faults* Okay that was an awful pun.
Roger: Oh, okay. I gotta' go and take over Tortall *goes off*
Kally: Whatever. *Goes to get ready*
~6 and a half minutes later~
Chanto&Kally: *Shivering*
Kally: Chchchchchaaaantttttttoo, whenenenenen canan wewewe tttakkkke offfffff ttthhhessssse
repppppppppullllssssivvvvve...? *teeth chatter so much that we can't here the rest of what she's
saying only Chanto can here it.*
Chanto: lllllatttttter.
*suddenly another giant flashy flash that is really flashy and flashes appears*
Flash: Flashes
Kally&Chanto: O______________________________________________________________________O
Slayers&co: O_______________________________________________________________________O
Valgaav: What the f&*^ is going on!
Lina: Yah and why is there so much PINK!
Phibrizzo,Xellos and Valgaav: *Start wretching, well actually Phibby isn't wretching
just shivering and Xellos is having a huge nosebleed and Valgaav has passed out so
technically none of them are wretching. ^_^;;*
Filia: well this is mildly disturbing.
Phibrizzo: MILDLY!!
Filia: NO YELLING AT ME!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED KID!!!!!!!!
Phibrizzo: You don't even _MILDLY_ look like the Lord of Nightmares so you have no right
to ground me. *sticks his tongue out*
Gourry: Lina what's happening?
Amelia: Yah Miss Lina, what's happening?
Lina: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
Zelgadis: Well you seem to always seem to know what's happening
Lina: That's just not true Zel, I'm mean you knew all about Kopii Rezo.
Sylphiel: So you're saying you have no idea where we are?
Lina: *bows head and sighs* Basically yah.
Valgaav: *has woken up* F%*$. *looks at Phibrizzo* AND WHY THE F*#$ IS HE HERE!
Filia: VALGAAV! LANGUAGE!!!
Valgaav: *rolls eyes* Yes mom.
Amelia: So where are we?
Kally: *has snuck up on them and is wearing a pink dot that is so small
that you can barely see it on her forehead*in robotic voice* Welcome to Pink World where
it's all pink all the time.
Phibrizzo: No, NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Xellos: Hellmaster?
Phibrizzo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Huh?
yes Xellos?
Xellos: Are you feeling okay?
Phibrizzo: Maybe I'm the only one that noticed but... *stands on tip toes and goes up to Xellos's ear*
WERE STUCK IN A WORLD THAT'S ALL PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xellos: ACK! *falls over* WHUMP!!!!
Valgaav: HOLY SHIT!!! YOU'RE RIGHT!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Lina: Valgaav over reacting, that's the first time I've seen that!
Amelia: Uh Miss Lina lets get back to the present problem.
Lina: RIGHT!
Kally: As I was saying welcome Miss Chanto will be right with you. *sniggers*
Valgaav: I wonder what kind of freaky person would own a house like this.
Phibby: Personally it's the type a person I wouldn't want to meet.
Gourry: What's a 'Chanto'?
Lina: *slaps her forehead* d'oh!
Kally: She's here.
Salyers&co: *Look to where Kally's pointing*
Chanto: *comes down the stairs wearing a giant plastic suit to protect herself
with a scuba tank to help her breathe and wearing a pink... STICKER O_O????????*
Slayers&co: *like Dr. Evil* RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiight.
Chanto: *in nasal voice* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcooooooooooooooooooooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Everyone except Kally (EEK): -_-'''''''.
Chanto: Soooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow aaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeee
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu toooooooooooooooooooodaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaay? (trans:So how are you today?)
EEK: -_-' Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Kally: *walks up to chanto and whispers in her ear*
Chanto: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee. (trans: Yes I guess
you are right it is time)
Slayers&co.: What are you talking about?
Chanto: *is finally talking normally* I'm sending two of you back.
Slayer&co.: Back? WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*What Slayers&co is thinking*
Lina: In the name of everything holy it better be me.
Amelia: Please Ceiphied let me go back.
Zelgadiss: Even though I never really liked you Rezo. PLEASE send me back.
Filia: Please Fire Dragon King I didn't really want to quit.
Valgaav: In the name of lord Gaav it had better be me.
Sylphiel: Please dear Gourry let me stay with you where ever you go.
Xellos: Please Jo~sama let me go back
Phibrizzo: Mom I promise to be good if you send me back. I'll stop spiking the
punch at parties, I promise the Kleenex accident will never happen again *Goes about all the
bad things he promises not to do.*
Chanto: The people that are going are...
Salyers&co.: Yes?
Chanto: The people that are going are...
Slayers&co: Yes?!
Chanto: The people who are going are...
Phibby: Goddamnit who are they!
Chanto: Sylphiel and...
Sylphiel: Gourry?
Chanto: Valgaav.
Sylphiel: Oh. T_T *disappears*
Valgaav: Mwahahahahahahahaha! In your face Flat-Chest! Non-pacifist! Idiot! Stoneface! Mom!
Purple Haired idiot!! Runt! *disappears*
Slayers&co: *Fuming*
Lina: Flat-chest. *grates teeth*
Amelia: Non-pacifist *grates teeth _harder_*
Zelgadis: Stoneface. *slams fist against his other one*
Xellos: Purple haired idiot. *growls*
Phibrizzo: Runt! RUNT! I'll show you runt you f*@%! B@$!@%#!
Filia: BYE VALGAAV!!!
Gourry: *Rolls over and snores*
Chanto: Pepperoni pizza. *snarls*
Slayers&co minus 2: -_-''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Chanto: sorry got caught up in the moment
KAlly: *normal voice* Yup and you had every right to ^_^
Chanto: Thank ya! ^_^
Kally: No problem-a! ^_^
SUdenly the Slayers&co. realize that they are stuck here: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Chanto: I think this chapter is over
Kally: Yah
!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
Chanto: AND THAT'S A WRAP!!!
Everyone: *cheers*
Chanto: My first story in what, a year?
Kally: I am so proud of you! *bursts into hysterical tears*
Chanto: Yah me to.
ciao
ChAnTo