[thud]
[clang]
Fuuma: Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! Ten yen!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CLAMP: Here's one. [hauls out Subaru]
Fuuma: Ten yen.
Subaru: I'm not dead!
Fuuma: What?
CLAMP: Nothing. Here's your ten yen.
Subaru: I'm not dead!
Fuuma: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CLAMP: Yes, he is.
Subaru: I'm not!
Fuuma: He isn't?
CLAMP: Well, he will be soon. Everyone knows he's going to die any Asuka now.
Subaru: I'm feeling much better! Getting along with the Tree and everything.
CLAMP: No, you're not. Any moment now, Kamui or someone is going to kill you. Tragically.
Fuuma: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Subaru: I don't want to go on the cart!
CLAMP: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Fuuma: I can't take him.
Subaru: I'm doing fine! See, I'm genki! [puts on Sora wig and gives a big fake grin]
CLAMP: Well, do us a favour.
Fuuma: I can't.
CLAMP: Well, can you hang around a couple of Asuka? He won't be long.
Fuuma: No, I've got to go to Spirit Keepers [1]. They've lost nine today.
CLAMP: Well, when's your next round?
Fuuma: Next Asuka.
Subaru: I think I'll go feed the Tree and then have some tea with Kamui.
CLAMP: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Subaru: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Fuuma strangles Subaru.]
CLAMP: Ah, thanks very much.
Fuuma: Not at all. See you next Asuka.
CLAMP: Right. All right.


[1] Shameless plug for my friend's manga. Go check it out: http://envy.nu/agngoo/sk/spirit.htm
I am convinced she's channeling CLAMP. 'Nuff said.